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Grinch QPFB - V-day Past and Present  

PurplePeach72 51F
5597 posts
2/11/2013 10:39 pm

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3/2/2015 3:54 pm

Grinch QPFB - V-day Past and Present

Look at what my Viking made for me!!! He also sent me a box of Godiva white chocolates and they came early so I am enjoying them! I am such a lucky woman. If you want a fairy tale read this and not the rest of this reality rant. Love On A Sex Site Yes Its Possible

Only about 40 days until he’s home and I am tired of waiting. Yes, my shitty mood continues. I fear it may be here for the duration. My poor Viking is probably hoping he has to stay longer with my royal crankiness of late. Sex is a sore subject for me right now. I don’t mind hearing about other peoples’ great sex at all, in fact I enjoy it but I don’t want to read my porn like I normally do. I’m not watching any porn, not even my favorite hot MILF’s masturbating. Masturbation has lost its thrill other than a simple form of release which is better than nothing at all. I dream about sex all the time but other than when I’m actually talking to my Viking that’s the only time sex is something I want to think about. I think my Viking is a bit worried about my resolve but it is unwavering. I’m just annoyed in my celibacy. I am the Viking’s Nympho! Queen of the Pygmy Fuck Beasts, supreme MILF and Cougar, if I can’t have the sex I want then I won’t have any. You don’t want to fuck with me now anyway, I’m in full on BREED mode….lmao….I really feel like the Grinch that Stole Valentine’s Day this year, actually it appears I have been for at least 3 years running! Perhaps next year I will be a Cupid Day Slut once again. Although today did have a great start to it. I got to go back to sleep after I got Lil Bit off to school with the rain on the roof it was a great nap filled with Viking dreams. I got up to go to an hour and a half massage appointment and just as I got home my Viking called. I always feel sexy after a massage even though I look like shit, I feel great. Sex on top of that would have been the bomb-digitty! 43 more days. Getting to talk to him every day always makes me laugh and smile but we hang up and inevitably something slaps me upside the head.

I have a very special treat for you bloggy perv's this Wed. Just in time to celebrate Valentine’s Day, another sexy guy gave me a Valentine's Day gift for the Viking that I will share with you for HNW. I am extremely honored to have such incredible men making creative pieces of art for me. I really miss listening to my Viking playing guitar for me while I would read. I have gotten my paints and art<b> supplies </font></b>back out. I feel a creative rumbling of my own. I just hope I can produce something more appealing this time.

I have been exceptionally busy the last few weeks. I’ve only had 1 day a week to sleep in for a month now and lots of those days are 12 hours non-stop on 3-5 hours of sleep. That’s an unheard of occurrence in my life in the last 5 years. I am beyond exhausted. Last Monday I drove to the rental house to see if the Viking’s ex had actually moved out. The vehicle wasn’t there but after my first walk through the house I was sure she was moved at all. The house was strewn with boxes, bags, clothes and most of the furniture was still there. I went back out to the truck and called, sent a few messages and basically killed some time to see if she responded. I finally decided to just do a room to room inspection which revealed that all the essentials of clothes, dressers and electronics were gone. She took what she wanted and left the rest of her disastrous life for me to clean up. There were new holes in the walls and more stuff than I imagined could be there based on our inspection a few weeks ago.

We did get confirmation that she had abandoned all the stuff in the house so all day Tuesday and Saturday my sister and I sorted, trashed, donated, stored or moved everything out of the house. I also had to hire a couple of movers for 2 hours to load a trailer. Then my uncle & brother-in-law unloaded my 3 things and the rest at my sister’s house. After 7 hours at the rental house Saturday I came home and had to rearrange Lil Bit’s room for a new dresser, the dining room for a couch to replace the bed and our bedroom for an oversized chair. The vast majority of stuff was donated either to Goodwill, my sister or the local misfortunates that my sister hangs out with.

I overheard my sister and my oldest niece talking about all the stuff left. My niece said it seemed sad that the had to leave so much of their stuff. My sister told her to take a really good look at what wasn’t there anymore, no TV’s, no electronics, game systems, dressers, clothes, toy boxes. She said if this was the stuff they didn’t want any more and we willing to leave imagine what they had to choose from. She was right. I had seen the place while they were actively living there and no one was going without in that house. The things she took versus what she left were really interesting. I’m sure the wedding photos and gown left in prominent places were supposed to piss me off but I got a kick out of it. At least I was able to see that my Viking had not married the manatee I met on multiple occasions.

When I wasn’t being furious at the V-ex about some new hole or disaster at the house, my sister was busy pissing me off with her attitude of entitlement and trying to talk me into paying her to do jobs she isn’t able or willing to do. She wants us to pay the rent here while she takes care of the elderly dogs for us, leave the truck with her instead of my mom or my cousin and pay her to visit the horses despite the fact that she doesn’t know anything about horses. She was claiming things and making piles for herself before I ever had a chance to look at things and then got offended several times when I told her no she couldn’t have something. Unreal! I am so ready to move.

Sunday was finishing the house rearranging for the incoming furniture and picking up 245 cases of cookies in the storms that are supposed to persist until Thursday. Today was cookie pick-up and orders. I won’t bore you and re-piss myself off with the bullshit and asinine antics of not only the parents but the great area council as well. Now we get to try to deliver cookies in this nasty weather. Tomorrow is our regular GC meeting and I suspect that we are going to have some pissed parents after the newsletter and announcements. On a positive note the last leaders meeting went really well, everyone showed up, participated and we got tons accomplished. I think they will be able to keep it going if they can keep the core group this strong. I didn’t think they were going to survive both of the troop leaders moving but it looks like some really capable people are stepping up. We’ll see. Either way I only have to get them through the school year.

If the weather breaks the horses will finally get their feet trimmed. If not this will be the 3rd rained out appointment. I got to visit my friend Julie in her new house which is only a few blocks from me. I’m looking forward to getting to see her lot more often. I’m hoping she can go with me to the Saving Abel concert this Friday night. The tickets are only $15 in advance but it’s over an hour drive and I really don’t want to go alone.
“Am I the only one who wants to have fun tonight? Is there anybody out there who wants to have a cold beer, kick it 'til the morning light? If I have to raise hell all by myself I will, but y'all that ain’t right. Am I the only one who wants to have fun tonight?”
I’ll send a naked pic to the 1st person that tells me who the quote is from…lol…

This week and next look a lot better for sleeping late. Maybe I can catch up on some sleep during all this rain. I am going to pretend that Thursday doesn’t exist. Last year we were grieving over losing a baby. Here’s last year’s V-day post, Twas the night before Valentines. The 1st year I knew him we were not anything but FWB’s. He had a broken heart and he was leaving in few months. Here’s that 1st year’s V-day post, Weekend In Review Adventures of the Viking NymphoGirl Continue AVN2011 Edition 3. (Another interesting side not, this was the pinnacle of my weight loss sage, 127 lbs. I’m battling my way to 125 lbs. before I get pregnant! I’ve got a long way to go from the 136 lbs.) I’m amazed at where we are now, looking back to then. We have an epic love, a real life fairy tale without an end. Love On A Sex Site Yes Its Possible Be happy my pervy friends.

Kisses,
From her Royal Crankiness QPFB
Holding Onto Heaven Nickelback lyrics



Kisses,
LA


hunterpt 62M
13507 posts
1/21/2016 3:02 am

hang in time will pass quicly. Kisses


ABBC12356 41M
2268 posts
1/17/2016 2:14 am

GOOD


sugar4you1980 43F
5077 posts
2/12/2013 8:45 pm

Well I hope you can catch up on some sleep.

The most important thing you can wear is the expression on your face!


PurplePeach72 replies on 2/13/2013 2:30 pm:
Thanks Sugar, it's great to see you around. I'm trying for extra sleep with all this torrential rain we're having.
Sweet Dreams,
LA

BehindMyBlues 58F
15466 posts
2/12/2013 8:20 pm

Hang in there L.......just a short time to go now.

BehindMyBlues


PurplePeach72 replies on 2/13/2013 2:32 pm:
Thanks for the encouragement Ms. Blue. I am hanging tough! I'm always happy to see you sexy lady. Hope life is treating you well.
Kisses,
LA

gardenboy321 60M  
41936 posts
2/12/2013 7:32 am

Gosh the vintage comic book cover is awesome! How did he do that?

Thoughts from the Garden...


PurplePeach72 replies on 2/13/2013 2:34 pm:
I think so too! I'll try to remember to send you the link to the website. I knew you would love it. I'd like to be the jelly in Viking/Spartan sandwich! Yummy, yummy!
Kisses,
LA

oldirtybacchus 103M
9536 posts
2/11/2013 11:11 pm

Fellow Cranky Monster TMO thinks you give great crank.

And now your official title has been immortalized on an action figure package! Bravo!! Hope you start painting too. Great therapy.

Actually I'm surprised you're as calm as you are what with this extended celibacy and all. Know that were I around I'd surely request a cursory kiss and grope, just to feel how a pygmy queen's fist felt slamming into my magnificent melon

All are welcome to an audience with The Magnificent One oldirtybacchus


PurplePeach72 replies on 2/13/2013 2:36 pm:
TMO you had me laughing out of my chair. I'm glad someone is giving me props for not killing random idiots or causing other similar mayhem...lol...I would never hit anyone as superfine as you TMO!
Kisses,
LA

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