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Hey Cheater! I'm Fucking Your Wife Next!  

Scott_in_Tulsa 52M
1056 posts
9/17/2007 7:58 am

Last Read:
9/4/2008 10:33 pm

Hey Cheater! I'm Fucking Your Wife Next!

This has got to be my biggest FriendFinder-x pet peeve, men coming onto FriendFinder-x to cheat on their wives. I’m not talking about<b> open relationships </font></b>or swinging couples, if everyone knows what’s going on, then it’s all good. Everyone is agreeing to consensual sex..

The funny thing about consent is it requires one to be informed. If you are cheating on your wife, she isn’t informed and therefore has not given consent. This is why the swinger community looks so down on you guys. Their fun is built on trust and consent, two ideas you just don’t subscribe to.

I could write a huge ass essay about the ill effects of adultery, but let’s keep it simple. It will hurt your wife. It destroys the bonds of trust, even if she never knows, your own guilt will make you treat her poorly. It’s a shitty thing to do.

In total honesty, it’s not like I never cheated before, I have and I regret it. So if you want to call me a hypocrite while I call you an adulterer, that’s fair. I’m still gonna fuck your wife!

It’ll start like this: She’ll find me, or one of those women you’ve burned will pass my information along to her, or to me and I’ll chase the lead.

Fat, old, ugly, whatever, I don’t care. This is a mission, no matter how bad she looks, I’ll make her feel like a beauty queen. I’ll be charming and funny, every time she talks to me. I’ll stroke her funny bone and ego. Everything she complains to me about you, I won’t be. I’ll ask her about what she found so attractive in you in the first place and I’ll show her those same qualities in myself. I keep a notepad by my computer, and I will be taking notes to keep my game straight. Women will open up and tell you all kinds of useful things if you take the time to listen. Before we ever even meet face to face, I’ll have the combination that unlocks her panties.

Keep in mind that I’m dealing with the woman who knows your schedule. I can be across Tulsa pretty quick on a moment’s notice.

Slowly I will work my seduction on her, by the time she invites me to come see her, the sex is pretty much a conclusion. She’s going to meet me at her door wearing either her sexiest nightie or nothing at all. I’m going to have the option of nailing her right there against the front door. But I’m in no rush, I’m going to take my time with her. She and I are going to do at least three things you couldn’t talk her into doing for you. You know what those are, and soon so will I.

I intend to make sure she cums twice before I ever stick my dick in her, then I’m going to pin her down on your bed and make love to her, slowly passionately, savoring every little sensation as our kisses set the rhythym for our hips. It will be on your side of the bed too. I’ll even make it a point to put your pillow under my ass as I have her ride my cock and tell her what a sexy woman she is. You won’t notice the smell, you got your head up your own ass anyway.

Finally when we’re both spent and exhausted, I’ll hold her and tell her she how wonderful she is and what an idiot you are. I bet I can get invited back the next time you go out catting too.

Does the idea of me fucking your wife bother you ? Good! Maybe you can learn from this taste of how she must feel.

Would you like to know the real irony here, you set the stage and did most of my work for me. I just showed up to play my part. Had you been faithful to your wife, I never would have had a chance. But since your marriage vows don’t mean anything to you, why should they mean anything to me?

So the next time you’re out chasing pussy, take a good look around when you get home. Check under the bed and the garbage cans, if you find a red condom wrapper, you’ll know I was there.


"We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill


SelvriSilver 40F
1771 posts
8/25/2008 11:21 pm

Brilliant post, babe. I'd never read it before...I think you wrote it a couple months before I met you.

I so agree.

Kisses, kittens...
General Neurotica


rm_joolish 55F
9154 posts
8/24/2008 9:20 am

This has got to be my biggest FriendFinder-x pet peeve, men coming onto FriendFinder-x to cheat on their wives.

Me two, three, four, five and 699!!!

Does the idea of me fucking your wife bother you ? Good! Maybe you can learn from this taste of how she must feel.

Amen with extra batwings to that!!!

Hugs from the crapulous crone and the critters

100% crone, 669% batshit...


rm_lindsay417 59M
54 posts
9/21/2007 5:09 am

cheaters have me bamboosled. Honest relationships are pretty simple, atleast they have been for me. I was 16 when i left school, and over the next couple of years, was just a case of setting myself some rules. Not sure why the hell i did that, i just did. To me it was a case of setting guidelines for how i wanted to be treated, and as far as i know, my theory worked. So all was good.
sweetdreams beautifull, ooh i should be saying goodmorning, use are 16hours behind us i think. an misbehave well aye


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
9/20/2007 8:59 pm

Talk about what comes around going around.....eh?

Pull My Fucking Hair!


Jusdewit8 60F
589 posts
9/18/2007 6:41 pm

What a portrait you paint,and such detail! Excellent,and agree with most you said.I jus can't do married,period.

This really is a great post!

I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted. ~~~Mae West


rdy4luvnTX 44F

9/18/2007 6:21 am

BABY You are the BOMB!!! You are one of the best lovers I have ever had and you made me feel like a goddess on a daily...no on an hourly basis. I am only pissed at myself for walking away from a man who made my wildest dreams come true! And as for the main point behind this Blog I say AMEN! See My Blog Married Men Need NEVER Apply! BTW My Mom says she loves reading your blogs she says you are a genius and I was a stupid bitch for leaving you. I agree with her also.

Behind every successful person is a pack of fucking haters!


Scott_in_Tulsa replies on 9/18/2007 8:44 am:
Ok... now i'm blushing redder then your hair!

RavishingRed1062 61F

9/17/2007 4:09 pm

My sperm-donor cheated on me too back in 1997... first and last time too I might add...

Wanna cum do me now? Make-up fuck for previous sins and transgressions?

I'm just sayin'.... *whew*


Scott_in_Tulsa replies on 9/17/2007 7:32 pm:
Oh yeah, i'm on my way... heaven help anyone driving slow while i blaze down I-44 to OKC

Ya know...i was thinking i could set up a Hot err Scott-Line where women could phone in tips and make reservations or something.

MissAnnThrope 63F
11481 posts
9/17/2007 9:19 am

This is simply one of the most vicious posts I've ever read. But trust me when I say, most cheating husbands, especially of the redneck variety, turn their guilt into jealousy. If he's cheating on her, she must be cheating on him, right? So they become obsessed with the idea that their wives are cheating. Most are too scared to go out and have an affair, for fear he's following them. The women who finally do cheat are the ones who finally gain the courage to leave him and his controlling ways.

I watched A LOT of this among my town when I was growing up. I watch it on this site, as cheating men throw fits when they think their wives might be having an affair. It's an interesting psychological phenomena, to say the least.


Scott_in_Tulsa replies on 9/17/2007 12:32 pm:
Damn, i know it's good when you're impressed.

What you describe is an abusive husband, and while they may be cheaters too, the wife has bigger problems to worry about.

I'm hoping this post is enough make a cheating husband or two stop and consider what he's doing. I know most of these scumbags are beyond any redemption, but i do like to hope.

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