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Fish Herpes
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Fish Herpes Having been in a relationship for a couple of years, i forgot just how much aggravation and frustration (read bullshit) comes with being single. Things like spending all night in a bar, working on taking a gal home, only to be told once you get there "my boyfriend will be home in about 10 minutes" or women who leave flirty messages on your FB profile, but won't actually leave their house to go out with you. Adding to this wonderfully steaming pile of crap is another singles website called Plenty Of Fish. The concept behind the site is pretty neat, but i quickly discovered it has it's own issues. On POF users list what they are looking for , be it Hang Out, Dating, Serious Relationship, or an Intimate Encounter. The way that site is set up however, if you email anyone looking for an Intimate Encounter, their system flags you, and most other female members don't accept emails from anyone who emailed someone looking for an Intimate Encounter. It's like you've caught a internet diseases and are now a pariah. So now i know, and you know too. "We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill |
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The single and dating world SUCKS!!!!!!
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You know, it's just such an unfair situation we're put in. Women just don't understand men. I mean, think about it. Two people had sex. The man came, and MILLIONS of spermatoza began their race towards her egg, ALL of them with the single-minded purpose of fertilizing it. A single one of those millions of horny little sperm dudes won the race, beating out all of his competitors and fulfilling his genetic destiny. That victorious sperm dude is you. Now, all these years later, here you sit. Every cell, every molecule, every strand of your DNA constantly SCREAMING at you to play your role in Homanity's DESTINY and ensure the very survival of the human race! Without you, my friend, humanity could very well perish, dying off like the duck-billed platypuss. Dying off like the Betamax. Dying off like sanity and reason in Conservatives. You are all that stands between the human race and the void. Every time you plant your seed, you perform your patriotic duty. And yet, every time we try to ensure the very survival of our race, women treat us like a guy handing out "Reform Health Care Now" buttons at a TEA Party convention. Personally, I think women ought to show a little appreciation and give us a little pussy every now and then without making us jump through so many hoops and kiss so much ass. But, as everyone knows, honesty don't get you laid.
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LOL! A friend of mine says in regards to that site "too bad it's not a real fishing tournament, i've landed some whoppers!" "We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill
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