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Blogs > 40Deuce > Sherry Stringfield's ass in 93

What's good for the goose is good for the gander (aka the old switcheroo)  

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2/25/2012 7:02 am

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6/30/2012 5:48 pm
What's good for the goose is good for the gander (aka the old switcheroo)

The ladies of the FriendFinder-x universe complain about getting pictures of guys cocks shoved in their faces all the time , and rightfully so I would say . However , I think this is a golden rule situation - you're going to have to meet us halfway . What I'm saying is I'm tired of all the close up profile pics of vaginas . Let me repeat that ;

I am sick of seeing pussies

Its a shocking admission I know . If you came to me when I was but a wee lad and said "40 one day you're going to see so many pussies that they're going to start freaking you out" I would have laughed directly in your face - probably spraying a little spittle on you , which is gross . But its true , I want to see face pics - I've seen enough vagina at EXTREME close range to last me my next 7 or eight lifetimes .

Now , I say this as a man who once wrote this ;

"I stand before you today accused of wrongdoing, with my reputation called into question before the entire community. But in truth, I am no more guilty of a crime than any other man in this courtroom.

Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I say today on behalf of all mankind: If wanting to see vaginas is a crime, then I am guilty of that crime. And if going to great lengths to find unblinded windows or drill peepholes through which vaginas may be plainly observed elevates that crime from a misdemeanor to a multi-count felony, then I plead no contest.

But before you pass judgment on me, look into your own hearts. Is there a man among us, here in this hall of so-called "justice," that does not also desire to see vaginas? Does any one of you not admire their natural, flowerlike perfection, or not enjoy the sexual urges they conjure deep within your being?

Then why drag me into this august chamber and put my future in jeopardy for wanting nothing but the same? The only difference between us is that I acted upon the conviction of my beliefs, whereas you stood by and did nothing. And, in doing nothing, missed out on seeing a lot of amazing vaginas.

Is not the pursuit of happiness a fundamental right promised by our nation's own Declaration of Independence? Well, what could make any man happier than to see a myriad of young vaginas, in a group shower, lovingly hand-lathered to a state of moist, soapy perfection? Is that not what our founding fathers themselves envisioned so many years ago?

Yet here in this courtroom, we act as if the glory of the vagina is something to be hidden from public view. And in so doing, we veil the most rapturous wonder of creation under ignorance, repression, hosiery, and outerwear. Not unlike the conservative poly-knit skirt worn by the prosecuting attorney, who, I might add, is a very attractive woman."

But enough is enough . I can't take it anymore . Honestly these days I'm much more likely to want to see the featureless gray silhouette that another vagina being held open from 2 inches away . But what I really want is to see your face - so you know , I can actually think maybe you're a human being and not just an engorged pair of lips and a clit .

Maybe I'm alone on this , maybe I'm betraying my gender (no big loss really) , maybe all the other dudes on here want nothing more than to leaf through millions of vaginas all day every day . But I get , I've seen it all , you can stop now .

Now , don't get me wrong - what I'm saying is I don't want to see anymore PICTURES of vaginas . I still very much would like to see them in real life (maybe even touch them ? No , that's asking too much) , although its been so long at this point I'm not sure that's a real thing anymore .

So , in conclusion if you don't mind , please stop with the pictures of your pussy - or could you at least move your photo album around and not make the pussy your profile pic ? I would really appreciate it . Thanks in advance .
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