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10 orgasms in 10 minutes or your next orgasm is free !
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10 orgasms in 10 minutes or your next orgasm is free ! Its been brought to my attention that the "All Flesh" series I'm working on is ; 1. Too long 2. Boring 3. Sucks because its not about sexual intercourse Never let it be said that 40Deuce is not a man who doesn't bow to social pressure . This will be a short post that is vaguely about sex . As so many ladies on FriendFinder-x have been gleefully happy to point out I'm a pretty vanilla guy when it comes to sex . But there are 3 kind of freaky things that I'm into . I've already discussed one - my desires to make sweet , sweet , love to a Queen or Princesses royal asshole - even an Archduchess or Landgravine would be okay . The second is that I'm attracted to pregnant ladies . I'm not 100% sure why because that belly button thing really freaks me out - its like the belly is pointing and say "Hey you're you're in my way ." But for whatever reason I get turned on by pregnant ladies . One of the sexiest thing I've ever seen was Catherine Zeta-Jones on David Letterman when she was about to pop . I'm sure part of it is the notion that they're already pregnant so I can't get them pregnant - which is always in the back of my mind during sex and takes away some of the enjoyment . Speaking of which , if you've gone through early menopause give me a jingle . But there's more to it than that , I just can't put my finger on it . Anyway , sex requirement complete - now the complaining . Where's my free shit FriendFinder-x ? I've been here six years and as we all know ; Chutney is the traditional gift for first anniversaries because it embodies the past year of new experiences and exotic encounters , much like the combination of mango and spices . Spandex is symbolic of the second year of because in the second year , one stretches one's opinions , one learns to fit into one's new surroundings , and one starts to get shiny . Jam is the traditional gift for the third anniversary because in the third year , one seeks to add flavor to the dry toast of one's experiences thus far . Lard is the traditional gift for the fourth anniversary because after four years one doesn't have anyone to impress and one just wants to pig out . Concrete is the traditional gift for fifth anniversaries , because after five years you're definitely hardened , smooth , and in for the long haul . Safety glass is the traditional gift for sixth anniversaries because even if the years have shattered you , you're still able to hold it all together on the outside . The ball is in your court FriendFinder-x , make it happen . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Animal fat is delicious Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Instead of "say it with flowers" it's "say it with safety glass" Don't hold your breathe for anything from this site, except crabs. You have only mentioned 2 of the 3 fetishes, you realize.... I am a celebration of willful chaos and a hugger.
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Take bets. See if we can guess the last one. I am a celebration of willful chaos and a hugger.
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Not telling for now , I have an upoming post all about it . Burlap is the traditional gift for a seventh anniversary , because let's face it , you're bound to get that seven-year-itch . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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