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Check out the empowerment on that !  Female superhero costumes are the comic industry's "No Cooties" signs : They prove that the people who designed them think about girls (a lot) but don't really know how they work and are making sure it stays that way . The only "strong" in many "strong female comic book characters" are the oblique muscles required to point their ass and boobs in the same direction . Power Girl is one of my favorite characters (even though her super name is super lame) but come on ? Boob window ? Charged with making a female Superman , Power Girl's costume designer's only thoughts were "breasts" and "done." They'd already given Supergirl a miniskirt (and as a consequence, the entire population of Metropolis got a panty shot). With Power Girl , they upped the ante and opened a tit-window . Most<b> spandex </font></b>heroes have a symbol on their chest summarizing their character , and so does Power Girl: an empty hole full of cleavage . There is no counterargument . Fans and writers have tried to explain Power Girl's breast-viewing port several times , and each theory is more ridiculously unsupported than the breasts they're attempting to justify . The most common (and ridiculous) explanation is "I am strong and empowered and therefore love being naked and stared at ." You know , the same reason Superman flies around in a thong . One writer claims it's to show that she's healthy , so we can only be grateful that Krypton never discovered gynecology . Another is the idea of distracting villains , because when you mainly fight robots and aliens and can punch through a tank , your best weapon is clearly nudity . DC has made it very clear that they consider the rest of Power Girl a superpowered breast-delivery service (Faster than a speeding bullet ! Bigger than a human head !) They once changed her entire back story from solar superpowered alien to magical Atlantean and back again , and the only thing that stayed constant was the hole in the costume . Now , I will admit that if I had superpowers I would never wear clothes again , but that's me . Back when I had a comic shop a friend and I had this argument all the time . His position was people want want that want and there's no harm in giving it to them . Disagree . People want a lot a things that are bad for both themselves and society . I realize that being concerned about the depiction of women in comics is pretty silly in the grand scheme of things but it bothers me , what can I say ? And now the punchline ; On day Superman is flying around Metroplis and he sees Wonder Woman laying out naked on the roof of a building . He circles around a couple times and thinks to himself "Man , I got to get me some of that Wonder pussy" . So he uses his superspeed , flies down and fucks her , and is gone again in a split second . Wonder Woman says "What was that ?" and the Invisible Woman says "I don't know but the back of my head is all sticky ." Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I remember miming out that joke with my fingers. [br[So, in a nutshell, the comic industry, specifically the costume superheros products, are contributing to the body image issues that women face today, huh? Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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I remember miming out that joke with my fingers. [br[So, in a nutshell, the comic industry, specifically the costume superheros products, are contributing to the body image issues that women face today, huh? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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