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Topless women on motorcycles
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Topless women on motorcycles  As usual this is a bait and switch , this has nothing to do with topless women on motorcycles . Instead I tell this story to you . I went to the grocery story today (normally I go at a day and time scientifically calculated to reduce my chance of running into people I want to stab) because my schedule was interrupted by father's day . A young lady (did I say lady , I mean based on clothing choice) and her mom (also a hookerwear enthusiast) in front of me in line were buying a mountain of<b> booze </font></b>(always a good sign) and it all went down like this ; Cashier - That will be $65 . Waste of human skin - How could it be 65 ? I only bought 60 dollars ? Cashier - The tax is 5 dollars . Waste - How could the tax be 5 dollars you fucking moron ?! First of all the answer to that question is math . Secondly that's a little early to be bringing out the heavy stuff isn't it ? Two sentences into the conversation and roll our "fucking moron" already ? Doesn't leave you much of anywhere to go after that . If this was the kind of world I really wanted to live in the mom (even though this is an "adult" we're talking about) would have slapped the yellow off her teeth and suggested that she keep a civil tongue in her mouth . But of course its not the kind of world I really want to live in so instead the mom egged her on like a Springer audience member . And consider this - if I had pepper sprayed her and kicked her in the stomach until her uterus detached I would have been the one who went to jail . That's democracy for you . Quick question , do you think anyone's ever said "I should get out of bed now" to themselves ever followed that up by actually getting out of bed ? I submit that they have not . I'm sure you all (especially the guys) are already virtual experts on the subject of female sexuality . But for the rare , sheltered person who isn't , I need to explain something about the female orgasm . When it comes to climaxing , ladies can do it two ways : from the inside or from the outside . The inside orgasm comes from the G-spot , and is super easy to achieve if her partner's penis is shaped like a letter "J". Most women , however , climax from the outside , or clitoral stimulation. If for some reason you are curious to know whether , say , the lady who delivers your mail has regular vaginal orgasms , there's an easy way to tell (mine doesn't) . A group of sexologists (which is apparently a thing) from the Universite Catholique de Louvain in Belgium studied the connection between the way a woman walks and her vaginal orgasm history . What else did you think sexologists studied ? They gathered a group of women - half had never had vaginal orgasms , half had . And then , we shit you not , the scientists had to guess which group each lady fell into by the way she sashayed her stuff across the room . This might be the most important study ever conducted . It worked . The sexologists could determine whether or not the woman in question could have a vaginal orgasm with 81.25 percent accuracy . Now , I caution you against trying this if you're not a trained sexologist yourself - I'm not responsible for any injuries or incorrect conclusions drawn . But the experts say women who were climaxing from the inside had longer stride lengths , greater pelvic rotation and an "absence of both flaccid and locked muscles ." In other words , they had a little shake in their hips , a little pep in their stride and didn't look like they were clenching a tennis ball with their thigh muscles . A loose but confident walk . Now you know , and you'll never , never un-know . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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That's pretty fucking awesome (the fact that a sashay is an indicator of vaginal orgasms...not the douche liquor store customers). signed, One Who Sashays   
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Well , that wasn't the point of the study - but based on my admittedly unscientific research those backside types have a very distinctive walk indeed . I offer a correspondence course in sexology for only 49.99 a lesson Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Based on my semester abroad that is 100% true Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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