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Being a supervillain means never having to say you're sorry
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Being a supervillain means never having to say you're sorry Bah , I almost started writing about my job . My job ! Thankfully we've dodged that bullet . Most of my friends all work at the same place and they spend a lot LOT of their free time blabbing about work . Which bores me to tears and annoys me to no end . Work sucks up enough time of your life without willing devoting more time to it . I don't know , maybe they like their jobs a lot more than I do (although it doesn't seem like it) . I'd much rather spend time arguing about Star Wars - its the natural state of being for me and my fellow nerds . For instance , take Jabba the Hutt  First of all why do we need to call him the Hutt ? Are they worried we'd get him confused with some other Jabba ? Jabba the pediatrician maybe ? Its a Bozo the Clown situation . Completely unnecessary appellation . Its like calling me 40Deuce the Well Hung Stud . There's just no need . Plus why does he have all these scantily clad ladies chain to him ? Would I do that if I was a crime boss ? Of course I would . But I am a human (probably) Jabba like all Hutts is a<b> hermaphrodite </font></b>and doesn't reproduce sexually - so what gives ? I thank him for putting princess Leia in gold bikini but it makes no sense . By the way if none of you have seen Olivia Munn dressed as slave Leia check it out . Now , the one area where my friends and I do differ , is they all say there's no way Jabba could be the leader of a criminal syndicate when you can't even move . I beg to differ . Even in the criminal world success is all about brainpower , not muscles . And eating live froglike creatures in Jabba's case . Jabba is in charge because he's the brains of the operation . He's like Benjamin Linus from Lost (best character on the show by the way) he's not going to kick anyone's ass - he doesn't need to because he's 10 steps ahead of them . Those were my favorite moments from Lost , when the "heroes" thought they had turned the tables on Ben only to realize they were doing exactly what he wanted . Again . Also that blonde chick was pretty hot , not the skinny one who died , the other one . Who died later . But not the super skinny one from that one soap opera . Who died . Huh , I guess only the brunettes got out alive on that one . I got an e-mail the other day telling that my blog isn't funny anymore . I get one of these every few weeks . Its probably true . I've noticed that outside of a few loyalists my watchlist is kind of a revolving door . The number of watchers more or less stays the same but the people on the list is always in flux . I think most people read my blog for a couple weeks and then bail . Thats really probably all anyone should read in the interest of their own mental health . Anyway , in an effort to make my blog "funny" "again" here's a list . Lists are funny right ? 6 Reasons why man nipples aren't useless Storage - Nipples are a great place to hang your tools Nipples can tell the temperature - If your nipples are pointed towards the heavens that means its 28 degrees Fahrenheit with a chance of snow showers Wilderness safety - By showing your nipples you can trick predators into thinking you have compound eyes Navigation - Go whichever direction your nipples point when you're lost Navigation #2 - In a sea of chest hair a man's nipples help a woman (or man) find his penis in the dark . Halve the distance between the nipples and head due south for the sexy times . Nipples are like the north star . Laundry - With a couple of clothes pins drying the laundry has never been easy . There , now laugh you basterds . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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good to know those uses! was not aware!   ..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one? 
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I gotta say... (or I'm going anyway) to that you're funnier when you're not trying so hard. But you're awfully cute so I'll let it slide. (And maybe play with your nipples sometime, too! 
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I think I've seen the term 'mensch' used to describe you. Quite fitting, if I may say so. And yeah- Jabba doesn't need to move because he posseses the innate ability that all men (beings?) of power cultivate early on: he can delegate. When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...
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I think I've seen the term 'mensch' used to describe you. Quite fitting, if I may say so. And yeah- Jabba doesn't need to move because he posseses the innate ability that all men (beings?) of power cultivate early on: he can delegate. Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I gotta say... (or I'm going anyway) to that you're funnier when you're not trying so hard. But you're awfully cute so I'll let it slide. (And maybe play with your nipples sometime, too! Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I will admit that I don't usually comment on a blog that a lot of other people have already commented on . I don't like being a voice in the storm so to speak . Make your blog less popular and I'll be all over it . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I hate them with a passion Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Work sucks. Can you imagine being a porn star. You spend all day fucking and getting sucked by beautiful women. Then you go home to your girlfriend and she wants to act all sexy. Geez I'm tired dear. I've been doing that all day. On Monk Dale the Whale ran a criminal enterprise from a bed in prison. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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I find you to be consistently funny, which I guess maybe says something about how my sense of humor differs a bit from the mainstream. You are one of the few people who I continue to follow in the face of the non-reciprocity mentioned by menteluminosa above. Now that I've seen your explanation, I completely get it - I sort of have the same reaction when visiting blogs like GR's - by the time I get there, 38 people have usually already commented. It's hard to believe that I'm going to have anything new and original to say.  
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People think you're not funny? What kind of sick minds do they have? Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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