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How many pairs of underwear do you have that have a cape ? (Not enough)
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How many pairs of underwear do you have that have a cape ? (Not enough) I still get e-mails sometimes from my old comic distributor from time to time . At first I tried to explain that I'm "out of business" but it didn't seem to matter so now I just enjoy all the comicy goodness literally DAYS before anyone else knows about it . Today I got their Valentine's stuff , which is usually good for a laugh or two . My favorite this year - the Batgirl Caped Black Panty . I've always though to myself "You know what panties need ? Capes ." Makes a certain kind of sense I suppose , panties don't seem like they'd keep your ass very warm - a cape might be a welcome addition . Also riddle me this , they have a bunch of different "Pull-in low riser" thongs and cheeky shorts . What the hell does pull-in mean in regards to women's underwear ? Or on general ? I guess you have to pull in before you can pull out .  Also I find it amusing they can't even get real women to model this stuff - they just use pixelated womanlike flesh tones . I guess that makes some sense to considering all people who like comics are pale , sexless virgins (like me) . In other news I had a job interview on Friday , which surprisingly went pretty well . And then at the end the dude conducting the interview said that since that job had been posted they had re-organized the department and the jab had changed . He explained the job was now the exact same job I turned down a couple months ago . That made me super happy . Things I wanted to say ; "Great , thanks for wasting my time ." "Maybe you should tell people when you change the job for which they've applied ." "Great , thanks for wasting my time asshole ." "Maybe you shouldn't post positions when you're in the middle of reorganizing ." "Great , thanks for wasting my fucking time you stupid asshole ." Things I did say ; "Thank you for your time ." NYPD Blue was one of my favorite shows . There was an episode where a was being questioned who parents ignored him and he got picked on at school and etc. He said something along the lines of how he wished someone would give him a reason to go off on them . I feel like that from time to time . I think that's pretty psychotic . Its like that scene in Pulp Fiction where Vincent Vega (Mr. Blonde's brother) is talking about how he wished someone would vandalize his car so he's have an excuse to "fuck them up" . I should probably stop feeling like that . What's good for that ? Heroin ? Speaking of Pulp Fiction (also known as the movie that scarred me for life) there's a scene where Vincent Vega talks himself out of sleeping with Mia Wallace by looking in the mirror . Its a common thing in the moving pictures when faced with an moral dilemma (sidenote the mirror scene usually result in male characters making the "right" decision whereas the mirror usually steers female characters "wrong" ; what's that about ?) . In reality , hashing things out with a reflection seems silly if not a little crazy . Yet , it turns out that more people probably ought to face themselves when dealing with a decision of principle , because it actually works . Studies have been conducted on both and adults to determine how confrontation with our own reflections affects our morality . One self reflection study conducted on Halloween gave the opportunity to grab candy out of unsupervised bowls . The bowls were exactly the same at separate houses on the same street ; the only difference was that one bowl had a mirror behind it . As a result , the were significantly less likely to steal candy when they had to look at their own reflections even though they were wearing<b> costumes . </font></b>A similar test was also done on adults at a news stand who paid for newspapers on the honor system . The results were nearly identical ; we are all more likely to act morally while confronted with our own faces . So while the mirror pep-talk provides a nice cinematic analogy ; the protagonist faces his physical reflection and through it can re-calibrate his personality , our minds really do work that way . We as a species just make better decisions when we have to look ourselves in the eye as we do it . So if you know someone who got rid of every mirror in his house for the sake of feng shui , then congratulations , you finally have a legitimate reason to suspect they may be terrible person . As the dude from Footloose said in "Hollow Man" its amazing what you can do when you don't have you look at yourself in the mirror . He also told a joke about Superman nailing Wonder Woman that is super lame but that I love . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Definitely what my ass needs is a little cape hiding the cellulite. And then if the guy was doing you from behind, in which position the cellulite effect tends to be way less, he could just flip up the cape to take a gander. Genius idea!  
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I was just thinking of that episode where Dr House puts on a bluetooth so that he can talk to his hallucination of Cutthroat Bitch without anyone realizing it. I've never had Vicodin, but it sounds good. I used to have a coworker that was one of those piously self-righteous types. He had a little saying by his office door. "A true measure of one's character is what one would do if they knew it would never be discovered." I always thought it was interesting that he kept that posted while he was here, he was probably one of the most dishonest employees. Somewhere I saw a cartoon clip that had Superman flying next to Wonder Woman and her invisible jet. I don't remember the exact dialog, but it boiled down to her being in the bathroom and not wanting to talk. When he is flying away he makes the observation that she didn't wash her hands. A cape is as good as a towel, or didn't you do that as a kid? Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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No , you keep the cape in your pants - otherwise everyone will know the secret identity of your genitals Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Definitely what my ass needs is a little cape hiding the cellulite. And then if the guy was doing you from behind, in which position the cellulite effect tends to be way less, he could just flip up the cape to take a gander. Genius idea! Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I was just thinking of that episode where Dr House puts on a bluetooth so that he can talk to his hallucination of Cutthroat Bitch without anyone realizing it. I've never had Vicodin, but it sounds good. I used to have a coworker that was one of those piously self-righteous types. He had a little saying by his office door. "A true measure of one's character is what one would do if they knew it would never be discovered." I always thought it was interesting that he kept that posted while he was here, he was probably one of the most dishonest employees. Somewhere I saw a cartoon clip that had Superman flying next to Wonder Woman and her invisible jet. I don't remember the exact dialog, but it boiled down to her being in the bathroom and not wanting to talk. When he is flying away he makes the observation that she didn't wash her hands. A cape is as good as a towel, or didn't you do that as a kid? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I wonder if that would be legal , seems like it could be entrapment Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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