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Is there anything worse than when someone blogs about how they have nothing to blog about ?
Is there anything worse than when someone blogs about how they have nothing to blog about ? Yes , lots of things , but it is annoying nevertheless . Regardless that's basically what I'm doing . I have nothing to say but I want to blog for reason unknown . It rained the other day . When it rains sometimes a couple worms will come up on the sidewalk to avoid drowning . This time for reasons unknown (again) hundreds of them came out . My driveway , sidewalk , the sidewalk at work , they were covered with worms . It was kind of disturbing . But not as disturbing as when I got to the revolving door and saw the worm puree on the floor . It was a wormpocalypse I tell you what . I thought about writing a blog called "Is it sacrilegious" but I could only come up with two things . Is it sacrilegious to check out your fellow parishioners during a service ?(yes) And is it sacrilegious to thank God when the first bathroom you check isn't occupied when you urgently have to "go" ? (also yes) I also thought about writing a blog called "Is it racist" because I saw a lady the other day I thought looked exactly like Gottaring but since I didn't have a picture of this alleged doppelganger it wouldn't work . Anyway , the point is I wanted to know if she really looked like Gottaring or if I just thought that because she was foreignese . Given the number of people there are in the world I'm pretty sure there's at least one person out there who looks almost exactly like you . In college I used to see a dude who was the spitting image of a friend of mine only 8 inches shorter at the library all the time . My friend's wife has a cousin who looks just like me (only Asian) . They call him "Asian (my name)" which seems kind of unfair . They don't call me "white (his name)" . I read an article about what to do if you have writer's block . It was pretty good , but none of it applies to blogging because its not real writing . Bam ! Take that people who like to do what I like to do ! The fact is you're a terrible writer . But that's okay , because so is everybody else . There's no such thing as a great writer ; there are only terrible<b> writers </font></b>with great ideas and the patience to hammer them into shape . Vonnegut once said there were two types of<b> writers </font></b>: swoopers and bashers . Swoopers vomit everything down on the page , then edit, edit , and re-edit until it starts to look like coherent language . Bashers work sentence by sentence , only moving on when it's perfect . Most new<b> writers </font></b>think there's a third category that Vonnegut forgot : the beautiful fucking Disney princesses of the literary world , who lightly kiss the page once and fully formed masterpieces spring forth . Vonnegut didn't mention the princesses , because they don't exist . Both swoopers and bashers have one thing in common : agony . They agonize over the work again and again and again , until they get it right . Whether you do it sentence by sentence or revisit the whole thing at the end makes no difference . You need something down - anything , even just a single word - that you can refine. Writer's block comes from the panic of potentiality : There's too much you can do , so you do nothing. Push that thought out of your head and put something down on paper that you know , as a fact , is going to be garbage . Whether that's a terrible chapter full of hackneyed twists and cliched dialog , a single sentence with six adverbs and zero nouns , or the lone word "orgasm" in all capitals followed by four exclamation points and a 1 - just give yourself permission to fuck right and thoroughly up . You have all the time in the world to fix it . You're not turning each letter into the English Warden when you're done with it ; you can always change things . And if it really sucks , you can always delete it before anybody sees , burn the keyboard that typed such heresy , and then get so drunk that you yell at the couch for judging you . And now this because I said I'd always post a picture for my illiterate readers . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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So, 40, are you a swooper or a basher? I'm getting confused between writing and cycling, where people are either spinners or mashers.
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ooooooooohhhhhhhh! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! You quoted Vonnegut. Was it good for you too? The next drink I take AND the next cigarette I smoke will now be in his honor...... And O.K., yours too.
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I'd say you're still a basher Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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So, 40, are you a swooper or a basher? I'm getting confused between writing and cycling, where people are either spinners or mashers. Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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ooooooooohhhhhhhh! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! You quoted Vonnegut. Was it good for you too? The next drink I take AND the next cigarette I smoke will now be in his honor...... And O.K., yours too. Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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One of my coworkers made a rather disparaging remark about a tattooed lady at work. He said fucking her would be like fucking a comic book. He retired over a year ago, but whenever I look at her his comment pops into my head. If that wasn't peculiar enough, when I think of his comment my mind goes back to a single panel cartoon in a French magazine. The grease monkey guy is filling the gas tank on a strippers panel truck. The artwork on the truck makes it look like he's putting the nozzle in her ass. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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One of my coworkers made a rather disparaging remark about a tattooed lady at work. He said fucking her would be like fucking a comic book. He retired over a year ago, but whenever I look at her his comment pops into my head. If that wasn't peculiar enough, when I think of his comment my mind goes back to a single panel cartoon in a French magazine. The grease monkey guy is filling the gas tank on a strippers panel truck. The artwork on the truck makes it look like he's putting the nozzle in her ass. Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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