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These fast fannies are 100% farb (wherein I repeat myself)
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These fast fannies are 100% farb (wherein I repeat myself) Personal growth is for suckers . As Tyler Durden said "Self improvement is masturbation , now self destruction . . . " But like most people I am a sucker , so here's my tale of (the tiniest amount) of personal growth . Back in my day when someone blogged about something and they had a poorly constructed sentence but their meaning was clear , such as ; "Anal sex will help prevent prostate ." I could not help but post a comment pointing out their mistake . Now I don't do that anymore because I know the only comments people want on their blogs is "Great post , you're the best , I love you , say , have you lost weight ?" In other news when I read old timey books sometimes characters use the term fast fanny . This is something that needs to be brought back . I have no idea what it means , but it seems to an insult of some kind . I feel like maybe I've talked about this before . Speaking of which , amongst civil war reenactmentors , there's a term they use for someone or something who's not 100% committed to authenticity - farb . Wearing modern underwear and drinking soda on the "battlefield" are big ones . I want this term to spread to popular society also . It seems especially apt for FriendFinder-x . This place is Farb central . It should be called Adult Farb Finder , am I right ? I'm pretty sure I already said that before too . But now something I know is new - yay ! Because it just happened this week . When I was a lad I had a best friend . We drifted apart in our Senior year of high school as I was still a nerd who played Magic and D & D and he was more interested in drinking until he puked his guts out and dry humping passed out skanks . But we were still close enough that the summer after graduation he managed to steal a bunch of my priceless gaming heirlooms and sell then for money . I hated his guts for a long time because of that (also because he had become a douche but less because of that) . I've kind of kept tabs on him over the years because he used to work in the same place a bunch of my other chums . A few weeks ago he quit his job without explanation . For reasons unknown I decide to give him a call this week and see what was up with him . We chatted for a while and he invited me over to his house to "hang out" . When I got there I discovered that he had just moved in with his parents . Now despite the fact that I lived with my parents for several years after my business went down the tubes , I still have sadly contemptuous feelings towards adults who mooch off their parents . But that was not the weird part , not by a long shot . His parents were all over me telling me how great it was that I "forgave him" and that we were friends again , and blah , blah , blah on and on and on again . Also his parents who were pretty ugly when we were looked a lot better now 18 years later somehow . His mom in particular looked way better than she ever did then . Like you'd think she was the mom all the fantasized about to see her now , but she wasn't . Not . At . All . Anyway , that wasn't the really weird part either . The weird thing is he quit his job at massive insurance company X and moved in with his parents so he could spend more time designing and custom making clothes for Barbie dolls . Which is apparently like a "big" thing in certain circles . He had a computer he spent a LOT of money on specially designed for this . He talked about it and showed me some of the stuff he had made for a good 2-3 hours . I was too freaked out to even really comprehend what was going on . At one point I queried , "So you can make decent money at this ?" Because I thought he sold the clothes or rented them out or something , but I was sadly mistaken . There's no money involved its just something to do for fun . So his current plan is just to live off his parents and make Barbie clothes I guess . And that is not even the weird part . "What does your wife think of all this ?" He got a vague kind of look on his face and just mumbled something about how he didn't really know and then trailed off . So I guess she's out of the picture ? I know he had some too , so , he's just completely insane maybe ? Pardon my language , but what the farb ? But that is not even the weird part . The weird part is I had a great time . I really had fun hanging out with him in his parents house mostly talking about Barbie clothes . Inexplicable . And finally , the fast fanny of the week ;  Post Script , because contractually I can't have just one Fight Club quote ; "We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle<b> obsession. </font></b>Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra." Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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You're the best, I love you. Superbj left those out, I decided to throw them in. I was having lunch with this one woman once and her fortune cookie said, "You're the best." My fortune cookie said, "Harsh words break no bones, kind words butter no parsnips." A few weeks later I was having lunch at a different Chinese place with an old friend from school and I got the fortune, "People are watching you." As it happened the same friend and I ate there a couple of days later and I got the fortune, "You will be the center of attention." I couldn't help wondering if they were made by the paranoia fortune cookie company. This would appear to have nothing to do with your post, BUT your friend probably saved you from lead poisoning from the D&D figurines. If he hadn't taken them your repeated handling would've caused you to get lead based dementia. I would say that that would make you mad as a hatter, but hatters used mercury and went crazy from that. Caligula went crazy from lead consumption {they had a type of distilled spirits flavored by boiling in lead containers}. Since he got his sister Drusilla pregnant, and then cut her open and ate the fetus {which killed her} you should be thankful that didn't happen to you. So, were the Barbies anatomically exaggerated? Chuck Vincent made some porn with toys and claymation, it was based on the short story, "Le Toy Shoppe". Hilarious. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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Like anything, you can fuck it away or you can make lots of money. I'm sure there is a market out there for custom Barbie stuff. Hell, there's a market for custom super hero stuff. People want what they want. Embrace the suck
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You're the best, I love you. Superbj left those out, I decided to throw them in. I was having lunch with this one woman once and her fortune cookie said, "You're the best." My fortune cookie said, "Harsh words break no bones, kind words butter no parsnips." A few weeks later I was having lunch at a different Chinese place with an old friend from school and I got the fortune, "People are watching you." As it happened the same friend and I ate there a couple of days later and I got the fortune, "You will be the center of attention." I couldn't help wondering if they were made by the paranoia fortune cookie company. This would appear to have nothing to do with your post, BUT your friend probably saved you from lead poisoning from the D&D figurines. If he hadn't taken them your repeated handling would've caused you to get lead based dementia. I would say that that would make you mad as a hatter, but hatters used mercury and went crazy from that. Caligula went crazy from lead consumption {they had a type of distilled spirits flavored by boiling in lead containers}. Since he got his sister Drusilla pregnant, and then cut her open and ate the fetus {which killed her} you should be thankful that didn't happen to you. So, were the Barbies anatomically exaggerated? Chuck Vincent made some porn with toys and claymation, it was based on the short story, "Le Toy Shoppe". Hilarious. Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Like anything, you can fuck it away or you can make lots of money. I'm sure there is a market out there for custom Barbie stuff. Hell, there's a market for custom super hero stuff. People want what they want. Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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