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I'll take nude blogging for 200 Alex - Its a visual clue
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I'll take nude blogging for 200 Alex - Its a visual clue I haven't blogged in the nude for quite a while (due to factors , you know the ones) but am I 100% naked right now . I have often scoffed a female type people who are posing nude or porning it up or what have you when they talk about how they feel empowered buy what they're doing but I probably shouldn't , because there IS (for me anyway) something about being naked that makes you feel confident and some other synonym for confident . I wonder why that is . It doesn't make a lot a lot of sense because my naked body is a catastrophe . By then what does make sense in this world ?  I ripped the crotch out of my favorite jeans last night . They weren't even that old , not even six months probably . This is the fifth (sixth ?) time this has happened to me in the last two years . And I say to you , what the fuck ? I am a fat blob of pigflesh , I know this - but I'm not fat in the crotch . Why does this keep happening ? I can't wrap my mind around it . Its not like I run around doing the splits everywhere I go . It makes no sense . And I know what you're thinking "40 , why are you wearing jeans anyway ? You'd an adult for god's sake , put on some trousers and be a damn man ." And to you I say that my family shed blood for your freedom so I will wear whatever I want ! In other news I bought a new red towel the other day and my gal pal said something about washing it before I used it . Obviously I disdainfully scorned her advice with manly manliness but just minutes ago I realized the wisdom of her words . I went to go to the bathroom and was shocked and horrified to see what I thought was a ring of dried blood around my meatus (note to self , write a book called My Meatus) . Turned out it was just fuzz from the towel , but that was a pretty frightening few seconds . You win this time BHG . As you all know , I spend most of my life reading articles because that's how I keep the demons on their side of the wall , and the other day I read an article by a renowned "sexologist" that said that our brains decide what we're going to like sexually around age 5 and it can never be changed . Of course a bunch of people went to this dude and said "That's not true , when I was 20 I loved X , but when I was 30 I loved Y , and now I love Z - people's sexual desires change and grow ." To which he said "no" and told them that Z is what they really wanted all along . Which is why as much as I enjoy learning about psychology and social sciences and whatnot its all bullshit . In the immortal words of Country Mac "Shut up science bitch ."  The problem with all this kind of stuff is that scienceman says "You feel like this" and if you say "No , not really" they say "Deep down you do ." Its all nonsense . Interesting nonsense , but nonsense nevertheless . That's why the only thing I believe in is astrology . I said that the other day and the person I was talking to didn't realized I was being "funny" and she started talking all about how she lives her life by astrology . It made me sad . For reasons unknown I've been seeing a lot of commercials for cold sore medicine lately . It got me to thinking . When they shoot these things do they find actors with actual cold sores or do they get a normal person and then slap a fake cold sore on them ? Would that be make-up or would that veer into the land of special effects ? Can they CGI in a cold sore ? Would that be cost effective ? Are there people who are gainfully employed putting fake cold sores on people ? If so what would the founding fathers think about that ? Did you know most of the founding fathers died to STDs ? True story . Just remember if you're every going to travel back in time and bang a historical figure you're probably going to get syphilis . FYI For some reason about 34% of the people at work have come down with Bieber Fever (which is hopefully terminal) and have been talking incessantly about him "antics" , some defending him , some condemning him , and all making me want to leap to my death . Now this is bad enough by itself , but as always someone found a way to make it worse . One lady has taken it upon herself to peek over the edge of her cube every 7-9 minutes and say "Bieber" and then sit back down . I know they say that god never gives more than we can handle , but serous god can't you get off my nuts for like ONE day ? Where are going with this ? What's endgame ? Seriously man . And finally , some of my co-workers were talking about how when they were they were sexually aroused by Cheetara (from the Thundercats) which A) is messed up , and B ) reminded me that I always hated Cheetara . Not because she was the only woman Thundercat (although I do hate women) but because of her dumb outfit .  A unitard is bad enough , but a unitard with one<b> sleeve </font></b>? Yuck . Plus what's up with that hair ? Use a little product lady . I mean even Wolverine has time to do his hair in between ripping Sentinels apart and lusting after married women . I don't even remember what I was originally going to blog about at this point . I've been distracted by my own nude body . Which happens from time to time . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Most of the kinksters claim things like, "ever since I can remember I've wanted to tie people up. when I was five years old, seeing sweet Nell tied up by Snidely Whiplash made me feel funny". Not me, I don't remember having any kind of fantasies like that. Well, maybe of being a harem girl...   
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I give you a lot of credit. The people you work with make me glad I'm underemployed to the point of not working at all. I think men should wear jeans more. When you write "I don't know why this is happening" are you inviting suggestions? *[blog charleyb223]*
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