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You can conquer Glory's box later jub-jub That's an anagram of my full name . Unscramble it and you can win 71,000 FriendFinder-x fun bucks ! I was reading an article the other day about a new restaurant opening up in New York (or LA , I forget) that is for nudists . Which raises several questions for me . Like how do you pay ? Unless you have a really thick beard (or pubes) there's no place for your wallet . 40 you scoundrel ! What is this the 1950s ? The woman can pay for dinner ! Perhaps every now and then but mostly its still a dude . But that is a good point , nude or not image most women would still carry a purse . The cop on the TV told me that women too drunk to stand still grab their purse "the only time a woman forgets her purse is when she's dead" . Which isn't quite true , but close probably . Remember a few years ago on the Amazing Race when those two hippy dudes always had their passports strapped to there chests with like a lanyard or something ? I guess you could do that with a wallet . Keeping your money close to your heart seems like an American kind of thing since we're all greedy capitalist monsters (I'm the worst one) . I also wonder is the waitstaff also naked ? The hostess ? What about the busboys (people) ? Surely the kitchen staff is not nude . Did I ever mention the one time I went to Hooters I glanced into the kitchen and there was a nude stark naked back there ? Yeah . Also , while I love being nude , nude eating ? That's a hrrmm at best . Take my gal pal for instance , she spills something on her amples bosoms almost every time we eat - do you really want to spill food on your nude bosoms ? I don't . I mean foodplay is one thing (gross) but this is a restaurant , you can't just start licking honey off nipples right there in front of everyone . Plus the food I want to eat isn't good for that kind of thing anyway . I never hear any erotic stories about lobster tacos . Well maybe once . Speaking of honeynipples , I'm told that honeypot is (or was) a slang term for the lady vagina . Maybe it is but I've never heard anyone actually use it . Makes me wonder if honey came out of your vagina would it be legal to package and sell it ? I don't see why it wouldn't . How much money to you thing you could make with vagina honey ? Like a lot or would it just be a side gig ? I'd think online would be the best way to sell your pussy honey but then you'd have to deal with shipping and that's a whole other hassle . Seems like its just not worth it . Speaking of sticky pussies , my gal pal finally came through on her promise to bring my some lube out of her stockpile and then also finally badgered me into trying anal (didn't work) and if there's once piece of advice I can give you (there isn't) its don't cut corners when you're buying lube ; get the good stuff . The cheapo free with your order lube she gave me is sticky as hell . It works fine as lube , but afterwards it stays with your for a while . Also the tip of my penis is itchy today which I'm also going to blame on that . Go top shelf for the lube people . I used to make my own as you all know but I screwed up the recipe once and glued my lady's legs together . That's a fun trip to the ER . I thought I'd never heard the end of that . Why did I end up reading about a nude eatery ? I started by reading an article about a new format of Magic . And then from one link to the next I eventually ended up reading about a nudist restaurante . These are strange times we live in . As you all know (see that's funny because you don't) the trashiest TV show I watch (by a wide margin) is Total Divas . Sidenote apparently some people don't think that show is scripted which makes me laugh and laugh . Almost all "normal" reality shows are scripted and you think the reality show about lady wrestlers is real ? I say LOL to that and I never say that .  Anyway , the show is mostly about the Bella Twins  Specifically it tends to focus more on the slutty twin with the fake rack .  Which is no big surprise . Anyway , she's dating John Cena who you may remember from the time I posted a picture that feature his fully erect penis because I'm gay now , and the big drama in their relationship is that she wants to get married and have tons of babies and he doesn't . You may recognize that from every man-woman relationship ever through the history of time . Anyway (three times in one paragraph that's good writing ! ) she often makes comments when she talking about how "conflicted" she it along the lines of "John doesn't want to get married or have because he damaged ." Which maybe he is , but as a dude who doesn't want to get married and gave (because I'm damage) I run into that kind of thinking a lot and it kind of pisses me off . Do most people want to get married and crank out some babies ? Yes (well honestly I think no but lets not get into that) . But just because I don't that doesn't mean there's something wrong with me (but there is) . Do you know how arrogant that is ? You know what slutty Bella twin ? Fuck you and people of your ilk . I don't go around saying that married people with are damaged . I might think it about a lot of them but I don't say it . Because that's rude . And this is America , and there's no room for rudeness in America . LOL Ah , that was a good one . No rudeness in America . Point is fuck you lady on the TV who I will never meet . Lastly , you know that little suction thing they have at the dentist office to keep you from drowning on your own saliva ? I think you should be able to buy those to put by your bed for when the sex juices start flying . I think that would be really handy . 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I wonder if you can use one of those dental suction things to siphon the honeypot? If you invent that, I want 30%. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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You must have a super long name? I belong to a meet-up group/facebook group called "Single and Childfree by Choice" - it seemed great at first, but now after being exposed to a number of facebook posts I am starting to think these people really ARE kind of crazy and damaged. Example: "I could never live with someone because I have pet peeves like the sound of plastic bags that chips come in. Disgusting."   
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Itchy penis? You want to put some honey on that.
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