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If you want it God's got it - he's got everything you need “You can’t lose unless you quit” – Bob Backlund I've said it before and I'll say it again , its weird to me when people post religious stuff on here . What do you think they called The Three Amigos in Mexico (and other Spanish speaking countries) ? I like to think they flipped it and called it El Tres Friends (or something like that , my Spanish isn’t real strong) . It would lose some of its panache if they left Amigos as Amigos . There should be a porn movie called the Three Amigas . But there’s not . Did you know ‘Your profile text will get reviewed within 6 hours. Your profile text will be denied if it is not in one of the languages we currently support: English, Spanish, French, German, Portuguese, Italian, Dutch, Swedish, Chinese, Korean or Japanese.’ What up with that FriendFinder-x ? If someone tries to write in Russian or Farsi you delete their shit ? Why ? Who cares ? I’m told that SyFy is making a 12 Monkeys TV show . Seeing as that is one of my all time top 5 favorite movies I am intrigued . But it will probably suck . Because SyFy . Also that movie seems like a tricky subject for a TV show . I guess we’ll see . Well , I will anyway , most of you probably don’t care . I had the greatest day ever at work on Thursday . I was literally the only one there . Everyone else in my org chart , all 545 of them , went to some ridiculous team building offsite waste of time . It was the happiest I’ve been at work in years . I got like three weeks worth or “normal” work done . And I forgot how much faster time goes by when you aren’t clenching your whole body in rage every minute . Those 9 hours flew by like it was 11 minutes . It was glorious . The other day I was started by a golden marmoset while getting a jar of barbecue sauce out of the refrigerator and dropped said jar . The jar (which is glass) did not break , but the lid (which is plastic) shattered like a ’s hopes and dreams on prom night . At first I thought that was weird , but I guess it makes sense . Them jars are heavy and strong and the plastic lids are weak and pussified . If the jar lands lid down and at an angle (like a leaning jowler in Pass the Pigs) it totally makes sense that the lid would get fucked .  Remember pass the pigs ? Maybe that’s just a Midwest thing . I was pretty good at getting a double trotter . That was my move . Furthermore Pig Data and Bayesian Inference on Multinomial Probabilities – check it out . This next part I feel like I’ve talked about before but can’t quite remember and am too lazy to check my old posts (who’d want to read that crap ? ) so if I’ve talked about this before please use this time to reminisce about some of your favorite episodes of Three’s Company . Like the one where Jack taught the cooking class . Or there one where they thought their rent money was stolen but it had just fallen behind the bookshelf . Or the one where Jack thought the charity casino night was for real money . or the one where Jack and Chrissy were home alone over the weekend because Janet was doing whatever and she (Chrissy) was worried about getting BANNED TOPIC REMOVED by Jack . As we all know 96% of blog posts are either dudes complaining about how chicks won’t “give it up” and/or chicks complaining about how dudes are always complaining how they won’t “give it up” . But a while back I ran across a unique complaint . The lady blogger was saying she was sick of dudes bragging about how they would “go down” because these days all guys go down so that’s not a big deal . She said something to the effect of “this ain’t the 1950s assholes” . I’m curious if that’s true – the thing about orally pleasing your lady , I know it’s not the 1950’s . I don’t really talk about sexy sexy stuff with my close friends , but most of my dude acquaintances don’t make the trip south of the border . And the couple of divorced lady’s I’ve banged have said their ex-husbands never made that journey to the source of the Amazon river . Maybe that’s why they’re divorced – sex is a lot more important to the lady’s then I ever would have guessed based on Three’s Company . Is this anomalous data or what ? I realize asking this question on the FriendFinder-x is a little strange since this probably isn’t a good representation of “normal” folks , but still . In your experience do most , some , or few guys go for the Australian kiss ? After writing that I’m 99% sure this is a repeat . Sorry . Just think about the time where Mister Furley went to work in Jack’s restaurant . It’s kind of weird that I watched Three’s Company so much as a , I’m not sure why that show would appeal to a . I also watched MASH which is even weirder . The other day I was thinking about how I often say I was raised by TV , which is not a knock on my parents at all – they had shit to get done – and I pondered , if TV raised me who were my parents specifically ? Obviously MacGyver was my dad , but who was my mom ? Also did you know that the Fonz was one of the producers of MacGyver ? True story . Also did you know as much as I loved that show as a if I try and watch it now I vomit in horror because it’s truly awful ? Time has not been kind to MacGyver . Back to the mom thing though , thinking back I don’t really remember any show from the mid to late eights to early nineties I watched that had much in the way of lady protagonists . So I think my TV parents were a same sex couple . MacGyver was my dad and Dr. Samuel Becket (Quantum Leap) was my other dad . They loved each other as tenderly as they fiercely fought injustice . Also did you know as much as I loved that show as a if I try and watch it now I vomit in horror because it’s truly awful ? Time has not been kind to Quantum Leap . So there you go , those a my gay TV dads . Speaking of (but not really) a while ago they tried to reboot the Bionic Woman and Knight Rider and they failed miserably . Why ? Because they tried to go middle of the road which is almost always a mistake and always a mistake with a reboot . If you’re going to remake and old show you have two choices if you want to be successful – go completely serious (Battlestar Galatica) or go completely over the top (The Office) . I think what they should have done is combined them both and gone the way overblown route . The Bionic Woman in full superhero mode smashing through walls and leaping over buildings and kicking bad guy dicks right off their body straight to the moon ; with KITT as her wisecracking sidekick who’s chock full of sexual innuendo and tons of heat-seeking missiles . That’s a show that people would watch (for a couple seasons and then get tired of) and even if they didn’t it’s better to flame out than whatever those horrible remakes did . No backstory , no crying about how your old non-bionic life is over , no BS about estranged sons – just straight up crime fighting and tons of partial nudity . This program is rated TV MLSAV mother fuckers ! It contains strong language , violence and nudity , viewer discretion is fucking advised ! And they should do the same with MacGyver and Quantum Leap , combine the two , have a dude traveling through time McGyvering his way out of sticky situations and play it completely serious . Like straight up The Wire kind of shit you know ? No sappy melodrama , no pathetically juvenile love angles , no Ziggy , no , Al , just some real life dangerous situations . That can be resolved with a paperclip . They should also do it with Wonder Woman and Charlie's Angels . Wonder Woman , Brada and Titania are the "Angels" and a retired Dick Grayson (Robin/Nightwing) is Charlie . There's tons of super-fights and nude boobs . Too bad no one watches TV anymore . I got to thinking the other day that there’s an aspect of how women get screwed over that I hadn’t considered previously . If you’re a dude you have to be really , really , really weird before women won’t be interested in you . But if you’re a lady and you’re a little odd BAM ! Undatable (unless you have huge juggs of course) . Take me for instance (please ! ) I play D&D and Magic on a regular basis . I don’t have a mobile phone . I don’t drink the booze . I’ve never watched a UTUB video . I don’t hide the fact that I watch the porn sometimes . I’ve lived in basically the same place all my life and I can’t get anywhere without getting lost . And probably lots of other weird stuff I don’t even realize . And yet the ladies still like me (sometimes) . Compare that to the lady at work who slightly over religious and has a parrot and dudes won’t go near her . What’s that about ? Are women more accepting ? Probably . Are they more willing to settle ? Probably . Something else kind of misogynist ? Probably . And that’s just a mild example . Think about all the dirtbag losers douchebags out there that always have a girl on their arm . But if a woman is “kind of a bitch” she’s done for . Which is weird because the stereotype is that dudes will put with up with anything to get that ass . Doesn’t appear to be the case at all . Despite the fact that my first girlfriend told me that all stereotypes are true . That was a pretty disturbing revelation . I would have broken up with her over that if I wasn’t so eager to get that ass . In other news there’s a big kerfuffle going on here in town that I find very odd . There’s a club/theater group/something that puts on a stage performance of the Disney movie Snow White very week . One of their members must have written it because to my knowledge Snow White has never been adapted for the stage . This is weird enough by itself , but the big “controversy” is that a lady saw this performance was going to be held so she got tickets for herself and her . But come showtime they wouldn’t let her in because her was under 18 . So the mom was all like “What kind of perverted Show White show is this where can’t watch ?” and the people said that it had nothing to do with the show (which by all accounts is as innocuous the Disney movie) but that after the show (every time ! ) there’s a discussion about the story of Snow White and they don’t allow because of the mature themes they talk about . In the Disney version of Show White . This is one of the more berserk things I’ve ever heard on several levels . So people are all getting whipped up into a frothing frenzy about this (which is kind of amusing) and while there’s many , many viable solutions to this “problem” I’ve never understood why people sometimes fight so hard to get in to something where they clearly aren’t wanted . Like let’s say that one time I had a slop and flop with the gal who played Bombalurina in the touring company of Cats at the Stoney Creek Inn (which I did) and then let us further say that after she was blissfully sleeping in an orgasm coma I slipped her credit card out of her purse and rang up a $5621,51 bill at the Spreets online store (which I did not) . Flashforward to me trying to get into the last show of Cats the Civic Center and the dude at the window is all like “You not welcome here buddy , Bombalurina pissed at you” (I don’t think English was his native tongue) . Even if I really wanted to see Cats why would I try and force the issue other than to be a jerk ? Because it’s not “fair” for them to keep me out ? Fair schmair , this is America damn it ! We retain the right to refuse service to any customer . If the Civic Center wants to keep me out because I’m an asshole they should have that right . But 40 , you’re saying , those two scenarios aren’t comparable at all ! Maybe not , but which one of us finger-fucked Bombalurina huh ? That’s what I thought . Dang , this is a long post .  Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I played Pigs. Makin' bacon was my favorite roll, I just didn't get it very often. You watched Three's Company because of Chrissy's jugs. Finally- many men perform 'politically correct' oral sex. They do it because they should and not because they enjoy it. Forget Obamacare, this is where the government should get involved. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I've been on a Once Upon a Time binge on netflix (yes, THAT's embarrassing as hell) and certainly in that version of Snow White there are way too many adult themes. No way I would want a child of mine watching that disturbing shit... And by disturbing shit, I include that at least once an episode one of the characters proclaims, "True Love's Kiss will _______ (break the curse/bring him out of his coma/solve the world's problems)".   
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a guy i grew up with told me why he wouldn't date me. he said, if he were looking for someone who'd be faithful, and forever my his side, then he'd date me. but he was looking for someone more exciting than that...  i wonder if he found what he was looking for? maybe many times over...? lol =) --Author Unknown
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