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Have anal sex live on the internet to raise awareness of IBS I found out last night that a girl I knew in college (which is a very exclusive club) has been arrested several times for streaking , public nudity , and getting in "racially motivated fights" (hopefully while naked) . At first I was like "aww yeah , this chick loves getting naked" and then I was like "aww , but she's a bigot" . Which makes me wonder would I have sex with an insanely attractive racist ? Probably I would . Also I wonder is the dude who tackles the naked lady streaker aroused ? Probably .  Also last night (I haven't been home on a Friday in forever , its kind of awesome) I was reading a blog (probably fake) where a lady talked about how one of her anal beads was "left behind" (like the book) and he had to "poop" it out . But that's not really the correct terminology is it ? Its like when people say they "almost shit a brick" (do people still say that ? I hope not) you shit shit , you can't shit a brick . I guess you would say you bowel movemented a bead out of your anal canal . Or that you almost bowel movemented a brick . That doesn't really roll off the tongue though does it ? Also , is Anal Canal the worst canal in Venice or the best ? I did a search to see if I've ever mentioned Jim Thome in my blog . I hadn't . Then I got curious and did a search to see if anyone had ever mentioned Jim Thome on the AFFblogodome . No one ever has . Until now . You are reading a piece of history . Word on the street is he's got a huge wang . Which I think you could of expect from a power hitter . The book I just finished reading was a memoir of a dude who was in prison and his story of "redemption" (there were no Shawshanks involved) . He was part of a Straight Edge group (if you don't know what that is its not really important) that over time morphed into some kind of weird Hobbsian/Darwian thing<b> obsessed </font></b>with human perfection and wailing on fat people . It was exact weird because it seemed like it had white power stuff going on too but several of the members were black . One thing they did a couple times was go to zoos and murder all the animals they could because HUMANITY ! One dude got bit by a baboon and almost died which is pretty funny if you ask me . Anyway , so this little group of monsters comes up with this plan . For a couple months they start organizing rave parties , they were in a small town where people get nervous about things like this so all the cops would go watch the rave and make sure nothing crazy happened . After they had this pattern established , one night when the rave was going on and they knew all the cops were there they ran through town smashing the place and people up with bats and rebar and things of this nature . A bunch of people were badly hurt and specifically the dude who was writing this (from his jail cell) killed his dad , smashing his head in with a brick . Naturally they were all arrested and went to prison despite their brilliant rave plan . The author talks a lot about how really the leader was the only one who believed in all their crazy nonsense and everyone else just wanted to belong to something . They all came from shitty family situations , abuse , neglect and so forth . He said that most of the stuff they were doing made them sick and they didn't like it , but they went along with it because they wanted to be a part of something . Part of me says this is total BS and the guy is just trying to dodge responsibility , but he does say that he made his choices and he's not trying to say its anyone's fault but his own . Although he does imply that part of the reason he killed his dad was to freak everyone else out to hopefully stop the rampage , which may be true but seems like a cop-out to me . He did admit that he hated his and wasn't sorry for killing him . Anyway , I bring this up because its a very strange notion to me but I know its a real thing . A couple of my friends , who came from "bad" families , talked about how when they were younger they'd go along with whatever just so they could have friends . They didn't like skateboarding or basketball or getting high or whatever , they just did it because they wanted to be part of something . I don't know if its because I had a "normal" family life or because I'm just okay being alone , but that seems insane to me . In other news did you know that bowling is way easier than it used to be ? The lanes aren't made of wood anymore and the balls are covered with resin that has glass in it so it can bite into the lane and hook like crazy - which makes getting strikes much easier . Back in the "golden age of professional bowling" the tour champion often had an average barely above 200 . The show I was watching about it says this is why the popularity of bowling has declined so much . Maybe , but I would posit in the alternative that bowling sucks and there was just nothing better to do in the 60's besides getting high and having key parties . Yesterday at work a totally hot girl with a sweet rack mentioned that she's never had a fight with her boyfriend (now fiancée) because he "wants" to do everything she asks him . I couldn't help but LOL when I heard that . In a way I feel bad for pretty girls because one day they won't be pretty and they won't be prepared for a world where dudes don't kiss their ass all the time . But I don't feel very bad for them . Also yesterday a woman was going around telling every the tragic tale of how she dropped her cellphone telephone and it wouldn't work anymore . And I wondered , how many people these days would get more upset about losing their phone than their grandma dying ? I'd say under the age of 30 close to 100% . I envision someone answering their desk phone and then bursting into tears after they hang up . "What's wrong ?" I would ask tenderly and empathetically Sniffling they would reply "My grandma died ." "Oh man , I'm sorry" I would say sorrowfully "And I had to hear about it on a LAND LINE ! I miss my phone so much !" They'd sob . "What about your grandma ?" "Who ? Oh right , her . She was old , old people are dumb ." If your phone had genitals would you fuck it ? Hmm , I have CFA written on my blogpad . I wonder what that's about . Oh right , I ate Chick-Fil-A for the first time ever the other day . I forgot to bring a book to read on my lunch break so I was bored and wandered out of the building . It was okay , but not like awesome enough for me to want their chicken despite their homo-bashing ways . You have to have some really delicious food to me to patronizing your restaurant if you hate gay people . Also they gave me a flyer for some "Women of Faith" deal with my food . Which is probably not a good place to try and get laid . Or is it ? No , probably not . 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