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Drop your drawers for Godzilla awareness
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Drop your drawers for Godzilla awareness I read an article yesterday wherein the articler was mocking people who think Godzilla is real . First , no one thinks Godzilla is real . Second , Godzilla is real and people need to know about it .  I'm also working on a campaign where women suck my cock to raise Mothra awareness . Its a bit a slow starter though . Mavbe I should crowdsource this bitch . I don't know what crowdsource means . Comic of the day ; The Creech  The Creech lasted a whole three issues in 1997 , and back then comics were "mainstream" and even horrible comics lasted a 100 issues . Also this was the time when people thought that comics were a good investment which is silly of course because the only reason comics (or anything) are worth money is because they're rare . And it tons of people are buying comics they print more comics - which as you can see , is the opposite of rare . The Creech was a bio-monster created from hundreds of aborted fetuses and outfitted with experimental weapons to become a government soldier . Yeah , somehow it only lasted three issues . I'm no Hollywood bigwig but if your pitch involves the phrase "hundreds of aborted fetuses" I think you have a loser on your hands . On the other side though Citizen Ruth was a pretty good movie . Who was the protagonist in that ? Laura Dern says the internet . I never would have guess that . I made some remark about masturbation the other day and I thought about the progression of my masturbatory activities . I realize I'm a freak of nature because I didn't start "jerking off" until my late 20s but I assume the path is the same . You start off with just your imagination and that's all that you need . Then you move on to porn and that's all that you need . Then you move onto the so-called (if it can so be called) pocket pussy and that's all that you need . Although I doubt it would actually fit in your pocket very well unless you were wearing overalls , which I am of course , as everyone in the Midwest does all the time .  Then you move onto specific kinds of porn and that's all that you need . Then you move onto masturbation encouragement sites and that's all that you need . Its like now by the time I gather all my materials and find the right stuff online and whatnot I don't even want to do it anymore . Too lazy to masturbate , that is the true demarcation between adulthood and non-adulthood . That should be what you need to do for voter registration . Be too lazy to masturbate . That means you have the maturity required to vote conscientiously . That's a hard word to spell . Good thing I'm an excellent speller . S P E L L spells spell . Final thought - Lucha Vavoom , check it out . Zoom ! Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I, Super BJ, do solemnly swear that anytime you drop your drawers around me I will think of Godzilla. ps... I may even help you with Mothra awareness right after. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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