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Must be the season of the witch tits
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Must be the season of the witch tits Lord of the Rings quote taken out of context with sexy results of the day ; "He would have had me on all fours like a BEAST !" Do you think Marshawn Lynch ever uses "going Beast Mode" as a euphemism for sex ? I hope he does . What's a synonym for euphuism ? I don't like that word .  I worked late last night to roll out some garbage program at work that will garbage up all our other garbage and when I got home my neighbor and (one of) her boyfriend(s) both clearly drunk and/or high and/or both were standing in her garage trying to get the light on the garage door opener to turn off . Which is impossible with them standing there as it has a motion sensor . It was pretty funny . Until a few minutes later when I was inside trying to get to sleep and could still clearly hear them shouting at each other . But that only lasted a few more minutes before they gave up and went inside to smash and spooge . All in all I'd say it was worth it for the humor . SPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILER When I got to work this morning the only two other people there were who ladies talking about Gone Girl . I say this as a person who hasn't seen the movie nor read the book but the ending sounds like BS to me . So Ben Affleck (I assume that's also the name of his character) decides to "give it a go" with his wife who tried to frame him for murder , murdered another dude , and framed another another dude for BANNED TOPIC just because she's preggers ? Dumb . The other night I had a dream that my work sent me to China . So I'm there with my Chinese handler and I says to him I says "So ,<b> </font></b>, legal or illegal here ?" And he just claps me on the shoulder and says "I got you buddy" . So I bang a bunch of Chinese hookers and then some other Chinese people jump out of the closet one of them brandishing a Canon - VIXIA HF G20 32GB HD Flash Memory Camcorder - Black and they exclaim "Got you mother fucker ! You better give us this contract or we'll blackmail you !" "With what ?" I query as I get dressed . Slightly confused they point out they just taped me banging a bunch of hookers . To which I say "So what ? Who are you going to show that to ? I don't give a shit , put it on Utube for all I care ." This perplexes them as in dream China his kind of thing is highly dishonorable . Please note in real life I do not bang any hookers , nor would I , not transactionally anyway . If I met a nice and she wanted to bang me in her downtime I might do that , I'd be worred about STDs though . Despite the fact that its 7 degrees my sump pump has been running a lot . This is slightly concerning . Anyway the tube outside is frozen solid so the water just sprays all over in the basement . Using the problem solving skills of a highly advanced chimp I misdirected the feeder tube into the sewer drain . The I wondered "why isn't it already like that ? That seems much more better ." Turns out its totally illegal to empty your sump into the sewer drain . I have no idea way . I am a lawbreaker . And sadly its for neither fun nor profit . Hmm , this blog sucked . I blame you . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Yes, the ending to Gone Girl kind of sucked but you'll just have to take my word for it, the author made it slightly credible in the book. Basically they were two extremely fucked up individuals. That's mysterious about the sump pump law. I can see where it would be illegal to send TOILET water into a storm drain that's just supposed to carry regular water, but why would the reverse be a problem? But I agree, it's rather concerning that your sump pump is running in November (not be be making you any more anxious).   
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Storm sewer water and sump pumps overload the capacity for the water treatment plants. That's why you can't get a toilet with a fifty gallon flush anymore. Blame the vegans, vegetables have lots more fiber than a cow despite the cow eating grass all day. If people ate more meat, they would be less regular, and the toilets would require more water and sewer systems would be built to handle 500 year floods. None of that does you any good at 7 degrees. We're supposed to get 4 inches tonight, but I'm further north than you and talking about snow. I just finished watching "Demons 2". Bad acting, bad writing, really bad special effects, but lots of gratuitous nudity so not so bad on the special affects. I like the word euphemism. It's like an ephemeral euphoric, kind of like poppers. I thought your neighbor was a lady of the night to use an ambiguous analogy. I take it she's not Chinese. The word analogy has the root anal to it, is rooting anal better than euphemism? My computer died earlier in the month. I had an involuntary upgrade. Fortunately I had saved my porn on a thumb drive. It's good to be back. Wild Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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Did you wear your kimono before bed? The kimono originated in China. I did pull out the thesaurus for you to find a synonym for euphemism. There is only one listed: nice-nellyism. You're welcome. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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>>Its probably nothing , such as a water main broke and my house is going to collapse By your way of thinking that would be good news, since you could collect insurance and buy a different house that you like better. I'll be rooting for this outcome for you...
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