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It is easier for a big cock to enter the asshole of a virgin than for a rich man to enter Heaven
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It is easier for a big cock to enter the asshole of a virgin than for a rich man to enter Heaven Out of all the Shakespeare works we had to read in school the only one's I really liked were 12th Night and Romeo & Juliet . Mercutio was my favorite character although in these modern times it seems silly to have your unpredictable character be named Mercutio . As I was falling asleep last night I was wondering what a reverse gloryhole would be . I guess the main deal with the gloryhole is anonymity . So the reverse of that would be that you know each other . But that's just normal sex then . I'm not sure what a reverse gloryhole would be . It vexes me . I have no desire to use a gloryhole but even if I did I wouldn't because that seems like way too much trust . I would expect some kind of dick-chopping swinging blade on the other side . Or perhaps a bobcat on meth . Any number of penis-destroying things . The episode of Sunny about the gloryhole was pretty funny though . Also what's it called when you're gloryholing and then another dude comes up from behind and pounds you in the ass ? Scrunting ? I can't remember . I suppose a chick with a strap on could also do the ass pounding . I found an awesome pic(ture) of a lady in a Catwoman costume humping a dude in a Bane costume but it won't let me post it . I got invited to a wedding the other day (blech , I thought I was done with weddings) and I thought a wedding reception is probably a good place to have a few gloryholes . Wedding receptions are pretty boring when you don't drink (although they seem to be a blast when you're wasted) so a few gloryholes might liven things up . Seems like you could reasonably expect a drunk bridesmaid on the other side rather than a bank of rotating knives . The book I'm reading made a reference to the biblical story of Bel and the Dragon which I was not familiar with so I consulted and internet and you know what I found out ? The Catholic and Protestant bibles are not the same ! I was told the differences between the two were purely liturgical - LITURGICAL !!! I guess when the protested reformation happened they took the chance to trim down the bible . So now I have to get a Catholic bible and find out what I've been missing all these years . On the plus side I learned a new word - Deuterocanonical . Whatever you believe in you have to admit the Bible is pretty weird and a lot of it (in my opinion) has to do with the fact that its been translated a bunch of times . When I read my bible its English translated from German translated from Greek translated from a couple different languages - at the very least , probably more . And if we've learned nothing else from those websites that make fun of Japanese and Chinese translations its that every time you translate something its basically the telephone game . For instance the saying "Its easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven" is one they hit pretty hard (at least in Protestant circles) but I've been convinced this is a translation error in the Hebrew to Greek train . Allegedly the word for camel can also mean a type of coarse thread - and doesn't that make a lot more sense ? "Its easier for a coarse thread to pass through the eye of a needle . . . ." Not only in the sense of needles and threads going together , but also the camel thing is saying its impossible for a rich person to get into heaven , and its not - anyone can get in if you repent your sins - that's the whole point . But the coarse thread thing makes the argument that if you're not sharing all your crunk with everyone you're not doing Christianity right . So I buy that . And there's probably tons of other deals like that . One that comes up a lot that I don't know if I believe (because it seems to be highly politicized) is that virgin Mary is mistranslated from young woman Mary . That's a big one because the immaculate conception and the virgin birth are pretty important to the whole ball of wax . I mean if you're going to claim a dude is the of god it goes a long way if his mom never got rooted out by anyone before he was born . That's like 80% of your case right there . But if is mom was just some lady you've got a much harder row to hoe . And as long as I'm being sacrilegious don't some of the parts of the Bible seem like you can tell they were made up ? I remember when I first read the part about King Belshazzar's banquet and my first thought was - this is a compromise between two writers . Such as ; First dude - Alright , and then the words appear on the wall and they bring in Daniel and he tells them it means Babylon is going down . Second dude - Okay , but we can't just have the words appear , what if a disembodied hand appears and writes them ? First dude - What for ? Second dude - Otherwise people won't know where the words came from . You can't just have words appear like magic . First dude - Why not ? Second dude - Its not believable . First dude - And a sever hand flying around is ? That's also magic dude . Second dude - You can't just have the words appear ! First dude - Fine man , whatever , put the stupid hand in , I don't care . I spend a lot of my time in my house naked (or I used to anyway , mostly I kimono now) but I always put on some kind of bedclothes before I go to sleep . This truck me as odd the other day . I think its probably so that if someone sneaks into my house and steals all the clothes I'll still have something to wear to buy more clothes . I should probably hide some clothes in my car . Of course now you all know that so you'll steal those clothes too . I should hide some clothes somewhere .  Did you know once the police "solve" a case it stays solved generally no matter the outcome of the trial ? Like if the dude they arrest is not found guilty they usually still consider the case solved . Weird huh ? The other day I was taking one of my gloves off to slap a co-worker to initial a duel and I stopped and thought "this seems like a good implement for spanking" but I've near heard of that . Leather glove for spanking ? Seems like a good idea , if you're into that sort of thing . Anyway , I got lost for a moment thinking about that and by the time I was "back" the person had left so there was no duel . I read a book about the history of dueling . It was pretty interesting .  Speaking of work yesterday THE hot chick was giving her bi-monthly soliloquy about how she doesn't understand why all the dudes in the office are so nice to her and the women are kind of mean to her . Its one of my favorite things . Does she really not know or does she to it as some kind of passive "FU" to said other women ? I don't know but it makes me smile . And finally one of the 8 million things that annoy me is that everyone claims that America is a mecca of capitalism but then no one seems to understand how capitalism works . Such as , lets say that the other night I was at IHop fondling myself under the table while staring at one of the waitress's asses . And dude taps me on the shoulder and says "Hey buddy , I just spilled strawberry syrup on my pants and I have a job interview in three minutes and the guy specifically said they wouldn't hire anyone with syrup on their pants and I have no other option to get any other pants - can I buy your pants ?" And I say to the dude that sure , he can buy them for sixty bucks . And then he gets all bent out of shape because the pants only cost me forty bucks . He says he won't pay more than I paid for them . Why ? What I paid for them is irrelevant . First of all there's an opportunity cost - these pants are right here , right now . Plus there's a time cost - you need these pants NOW . Also I'm not running a charity , I don't give a shit about you and your job interview - why would I make this deal without some profit to me ? We're BOTH benefitting here , how can you not see that ? I make 20 bucks and you get a new job - what's the problem ? What absolutely KILLS me is that even when its not an abstraction even if its straight up cash money people still won't make the deal . Such as ; Dude - Hey 40 , can I borrow 500 bucks , I can turn it into 3,000 in 9 seconds . 40Deuce - Cool , give me a thousand back in 10 seconds and we have a deal . Dude - Fuck that ! Why would I give you a thousands of MY 3,000 ? Then I only get two thousand ! 40Deuce - So what you're saying is you'd rather get nothing than for me to get a piece of the action ? Dude - Obviously ! 40Deuce - Forget it then . And somehow I'm the asshole . That's democracy for you .  Man , this blog is long . JUST LIKE MY DICK ! Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Re, pajamas, there is also the possibility of fire. What if your house were on fire and you had to quickly escape? Well, I suppose you could leave the kimono at your bedside, but do you really want to be out on the sidewalk wearing a kimono? Personally, I wear pajamas because I don't like the sensation of my sweaty legs rubbing against each other (gross thought of the day). Plaid nightshirt dude is totally how I picture you hanging out at home *snork*   
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From a translation site, QUOTE There are some differences in the transmitted Greek. The needle in Matthew and Mark is a rafic. In Luke it is a belone. But both are synonyms for needles used in sewing, but Luke's is more likely to be used by a surgeon than a seamstress. Another possible solution comes from the possibility of a Greek misprint. The suggestion is that the Greek word kamilos ('camel') should really be kamêlos, meaning 'cable, rope', as some late New Testament manuscripts1 actually have here. Hence it is easier to thread a needle with a rope rather than a strand of cotton than for a rich man to enter the kingdom. A neat but unnecessary solution! A variation on all of the above is that the needle was a 6 inch carpet needle and the rope was made of camel hair- but this is again clutching at straws or camel hair, and is an unnecessary emendation. END QUOTE I had heard there was an actual gate called the eye of the needle. That site says no. Capitalism is a matter of punctuation as in the guy saying, "GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING PANTS". Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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"more starch in my cap" - if ever there were a winning euphemism...
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