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I loved you before I knew what love was  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
5/6/2015 5:01 pm

Last Read:
5/9/2015 8:17 am

I loved you before I knew what love was

By popular demand ;



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Fun fact , when you're looking for Star Trek porn you'll find a TON of stuff with Lursa and B'etor (the two Klingon<b> chicks </font></b>from TNG) going to town on Counselor Troi with strap-ons . I'd be into that if it were Dr. Crusher but Troi never did much for me . I think it was her hair maybe . Or her dumb outfits .

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In other news the internet has failed me again . I was explaining to someone today what a Mobius strip is and I thought to myself , I bet there's something on the internet called "Mobius stripper" , perhaps some kind of deal where the lady is stripping but she always has more clothes on . But there isn't ! I am disappointed in you internet .

And finally , as I've mentioned before every 11 months or so every woman of childbearing age in my office is pregnant because everyone looks around all the time and thinks "Man , I wish there were MORE people around" . Anyway , whenever this happens some jag always says "Wow , must be something in the water !" and then laughs like an asshole for 7 minutes .

I've never known water to get a lady pregnant . So far as I know penises get women pregnant . What this jag should say is "Wow , you must all be fucking and draining balls all up in them guts" .


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superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
5/6/2015 7:28 pm

Thank you for the fair treat of pictures.

I wonder what that guy would say about all the pregnant women in MY office? (we won't tell him I work for an ob/gyn)

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 5/9/2015 8:18 am:
No problem

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
5/6/2015 7:29 pm

Yes, the "something in the water" remark got made a LOT in my office last year when six employees were expecting. They're young, healthy, good looking, partnered people, what do we expect is going to happen? Now, if a menopausal lady who is hardly getting any sex were to get pregnant - THEN we could speculate that there is something strange in the water.


40Deuce replies on 5/9/2015 8:19 am:
Maybe the implication is that the water makes people horny ?

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