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I will rule all of the land with my janky dance moves
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I will rule all of the land with my janky dance moves I was talking to an old acquaintance of mine today after work . Unnecessary details that add nothing to the story - he got a job at the same office as me and then I could have SWORN that he got a different job but there he was in the office as I was leaving , I guess he's still there but isn't in the employee directory for some reason ? Maybe he was just there to blow the place up . Necessary detail - he was wounded in Afghanistan and can't get erections anymore . I was going to say the Taliban shot his dick off but I guess that's not funny . Last I knew he was engaged so I assume he was now married but I guess the engagement was called off . He said he didn't think he would ever get married because of the erection thing . I thought he meant because all women have the baby fever and want tons of babies so I said something about adoption but that wasn't it . I made some crack about a war hero with no dick being the perfect man for most women , which seems callous but if you knew the guy you wouldn't - HE thinks is hilarious when I say the Taliban shot his dick off . Anyway his theory was that women wouldn't want to be with him not because they couldn't have sex but because they couldn't refuse to have sex with him - dong ma ? In a nutshell he was saying that because women are treated badly they like having the power over men to refuse them the thing they want the most . I don't know if I believe that but it kind of makes sense . I mean if I was a banana farmer and I got treated overall not superbad but still somewhat shoddily by the monkey society in which I lived when the monkeys cam calling for bananas I'd probably draw a certain amount of satisfaction from dolling them out only as I see fit . Again , I'm not saying I believe this theory , but it seems plausible eh ?  I heard a dude say these exact words today "I am a millennial , I don't give a fuck about what happened in the 70s !" Which seems like a weird thing to say on several levels . Does anyone ever identify themselves like that ? I've never heard anyone say "I'm a baby boomer so I like coffee !" of "I'm Gen X so I never listen to jazz !" Plus was he trying to say that millennials don't like the past or the 70's specifically ? Also he can't be a millennial can he ? Aren't they<b> teenagers </font></b>? The whole thing was odd . Filthy millennials . Can you go through menopause while you're pregnant ? Seems like you could . At some point there's the last day a woman is fertile , what happens if you get pregnant on that day ? On the TV and movies and whatnot sometimes you see people hang themselves with their belt . Is that just made up or do I buy lower quality belts than I think ? I've had more than one belt buckle break just from the fatness of my belly so clearly my belts couldn't hold my entire weight . I wouldn't say I buy the BEST belts but they're of average quality I bet . Also that seems like a terrible way to go , I think you should be able to come up with something better if that's what you want to do . Good night . Tomorrow is my birthday , in lieu of sexy pictures this year please just send me a check for $25,000 . Thanks . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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As much as I attempted to resit it, the theory does sound plausible. Oy. There are bound to be billions of examples of last day conception by this time in human history. Happy Birthday! Enjoy yer new belt... blog on!
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Date ranges for the millenials vary, but some people say it goes all the way back to early 80's. So no, millenials don't have to be teenagers and if the date range starts in the early 80's, "I don't care about the 70's" makes a certain amount of sense eh? Heck, I'm one of those damn baby boomers and *I* don't really even care about the 70's.   
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I hope that dude realizes that it's the fuck that happened in the 70s that created the millenials. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Happy Birthday! Have a good one, please do. And who the fuck identifies themselves as "millenials"?! Sounds like an incredibly schmuckish thing to say. What a douche. Another suicide by hanging thing I've noticed it people hanging themselves with their rope/belt/whatever iit is they've used, and attaching the other end to a ceiling fan. I'm not sure what kind of ceiling fans they use but damn are they bolted on tight. I doubt any contractor will bolt on any ceiling fan that tight. Just saying..
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