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Poor , lazy & sexy
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Poor , lazy & sexy I'm actually only two of those things - try and guess which two ! I just read a blog post and after reading it I thought "the title of that blog had nothing to do with the content what a rip !" Then I realized how silly that sentiment was coming from me . In my defense when I started blogging usually the title did originally address the content but I edited and changed things soo much before actually posting it ended up differently . Now I don't edit anymore but I just usually slap whatever is on my mind into the header , oft apropos of nothing . Have you had more jobs or sex partners ? That's a trick for me because I was temp for many years so if you just count as working at the temp agency as the job I've had more sex partners , but if you count each assignment as a job I've had more jobs . I wonder if there's a correlation there - people who move from job to job also tend to move from genital to genital . I just finished reading a book that was a pretty standard supernatural suspense type thriller , but kinda out of nowhere in the third act there's a very descriptive passage where male and female protagonists doing some hardcore kind of rapey ass fucking . It was oddly out of place . I'm not sure if I missed the point of that or if there was no point . Maybe that's just what you do when you think Cthulhu is coming . It did not jive well with the video I watched early that day about affirmative consent . They didn't even had a safeword . Anyway , after reading that , I thought to myself "I could really go for penetrating an asshole" despite the fact that I know in real life its mostly a downer . The brain is a funny old character isn't it ? Its all like "anal sex , ya !" even thought we both know its kind of a pain in the you know what .  I met the queen of blowjobs a few years back and it never occurred to me until today to wonder if there was a king of blowjobs . There I go being unenlightened again . Probably there is a king of blowjobs . But more importantly it got me to wondering who gives more blowjobs , men or women ? You'd think women hands down right because there's so many more straight dicks out there to blow but its probably closer to even than you might think . The propaganda shoved at me says that gay dudes have more sex than straighties plus on top of that I bet gay sex is more likely to be a blowjob if not TWO blowjobs - think about that ! Plus I hear once a woman gets married the blowjob business is over except for birthdays and arbor day and most women get married . I think I would estimate that dudes are giving 40% of the blowjobs , at least in places where women kind of have rights and gay dudes are kind of not wailed on all the time . I've never seen Mortal Kombat porn but its probably out there . I would like to make such a movie but with really great fight scenes and horribly graphic violence . I used to see the fight scenes in really cheesy movies and groan and think that they were the worst stunts I had ever seen - and then I saw the stunts in porn . Gawd awmighty its the worst . There's two question that must be asked . Would this movie be gay or straight ? Because if its straight Sonia is in for a long days work . Or I guess if you go straight to MK2 you can bring in Kitana , Mileena and Jade . Are there movies that have both ? A couple gay scenes and a couple straight ? I've never heard of such a thing , probably there's not a big demand for that . What's the other question you ask ? None of your beeswax . Suppose that every public library has to compile a catalogue of all its books . Since the catalogue is itself one of the library's books some librarians include it in the catalogue for completeness ; while others leave it out as it being one of the library's books is self-evident . Now imagine that all these catalogues are sent to the national library . Some of them include themselves in their listings , others do not . The national librarian compiles two master catalogues , one of all the catalogues that list themselves and one of all those that don't . Should these catalogues list themselves ? The 'catalogue of all catalogues that list themselves' is no problem . If the librarian doesn't include it in its own listing it is still a true catalog of those catalogues that do include themselves. If he does include it , it remains a true catalogue of those that list themselves . However, just as the librarian cannot go wrong with the first master catalogue , he is doomed to fail with the second . When it comes to the 'catalogue of all catalogues that don't list themselves' the librarian cannot include it in its own listing because then it would include itself . But in that case it should belong to the other catalogue , that of catalogues that do include themselves . However , if the librarian leaves it out, the catalogue is incomplete . Either way , it can never be a true catalogue of catalogues that do not list themselves . That's supposed to be a practical explanation of why math and therefore all science is actually a shell game . I don't get it . I hereby suggest a new filter for FriendFinder-x . In addition or no nudity , some nudity , and give me all the nudity how about a filter that puts my smiling face in the frame with all the nudity . I think people would like that . I'm generally anti-photobombing but I am hardcore pro photobombing dirty pictures . The other day someone used her term "household meme" which I like better than the term "inside joke" . Inside jokes annoy me . Bu household meme sounds happy and comforting . I wonder if the term itself is a household meme . Today at work I was having a very hard time convincing someone that you can't divide 10 widgets evenly among 3 people so finally I said "how many widgets does everyone get then" and she said "they each get three" and I said "that's only nine" and as per usual she looked at me like I was 100% insane . I sometimes wonder if I'm cognitively dissident and the things I think I'm saying aren't what other people hear . It would explain a lot . Also on the work front some jag was complaining about his food being stolen out of the break room and a lady chimed in about how when she lived in a refugee<b> camp </font></b>people used to steal her food all the time . And then she told a really rough story about bad shit that happened in the refugee<b> camp . </font></b>You'd think that would shame the guy into shutting up right ? WRONG ! His response was "so you know how I feel then" . People buy and sell fear . They worship war , they crave war . The world is deteriorating between their toes and they do nothing about it . They only stand there . They whisper and wonder but they never do anything about it . I've seen it all in my dreams and in my thoughts and above everything else I understand that this is not an end ; it's the beginning . Montresor says hi Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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More sex partners, by a long shot. I would venture to say there is no correlation since I've had the same job for the last 29 years and as for sex partners...well we will draw the veil of silence.  
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Wow. Your mind was really working hard on this one - guess you aren't lazy. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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