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I'm headed north like my name was Cisco
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I'm headed north like my name was Cisco The other day I was talking to a dude on here and asked "when my gold membership expires I can still contact other standard members right ?" I disabused him of that notion and asked "what would be the point of paying for gold if standard people would talk to one another ?" He agreed that he hadn't really thought it through . I thought to myself , that's crazy - why would someone pay to have LESS people be able to contact them , but then I thought some women might pay for exactly that . Not many , but some I bet . I'm thinkin about putting my house on the market next spring and I think I've come up with a great sales pitch - "Do you like standing ankle-deep in water ? Then this house has the perfect shower for you ! And if you're not in the mood for a shower you can just go down into the basement/lake !" I'll feel bad about conning someone into buying this dump , but that's the way capitalism works , in order for you to get something you have to screw over someone else . Seeing my uncle on Thanksgiving reminded me of the most hilariously chauvinistic advice I ever got which was "Women are for nighttime" . It made me wonder what sort of horrible Neanderthal advice I would give a nephew if I had one . I settled on "Ugly<b> chicks </font></b>got pussies too" . I was chatting with a lady friend the other day about her mild lust for other ladies and how she was pro-boob but not so enamored with the pussy . And that's where we digressed because I love pussies . They're adorable ! Even the ones that are kind of ugly are still cute you know ? Dicks are just weird looking and aggressive but pussies are demure and pleasing to the eye . Also I'm pro-asshole but you know what I hate ? When you see an asshole bisected by a thong . That really creeps me out for some reason . There's a chick in my area that has that as her profile pic that's online all the time so I see it every time I log on . I hate it .  Way back when while we were fooling around I asked a lady to show me how she touches her clit , not even really for prurient interest but more for learning . She was no wilting flower by any means but that request really flustered her , she may have even blushed , which is weird when you're already totally nude and were just 69ing like crazy . She made sort of an effort and then buried her face in a pillow and said she couldn't do it with me watching . I don't have a lot of data but this reluctance seems to be pretty standard for ladies . In porn sometimes you see a lady rubbing her clit while the penetration is going on but I don't think I've ever noticed a woman doing that in real life . I wonder why that is , seems like it would feel good right ? Does it not , or is there a stigma against it ? Such as they worry the dude would then think they weren't doing a good job ? Maybe its just logistically challenging . Missionary its probably hard to get a hand in there amongst all the flab and doggystyle would leave you with just one arm for support . Remember the movie To Die For ? It was great . I saw this comedy bit a while back where they showed a picture and then asked "porn star or Fox New anchor" ? Which was funny , but as much as I support Fox News bashing its not really fair . I mean what's the joke ? They put attractive women on national TV ? That's pretty much true across the board right ? You could do the same bit with most any network is what I'm saying . The Great British Baking Show is pretty good but the two host ladies are annoying . I kind of wish they would die . Also the real name of the show is the Great British Bake Off but they changed it to Baking Show for American audiences . Which seems odd and unnecessary . November 25 , 1982 . Fire broke out in a vacant department store on Nicollet Mall in downtown Minneapolis . The blaze quickly spread to the sixteen-story Northwestern National Bank building next door . Quickly growing to five-alarms , the massive fire would take 150 firefighters four days to fully extinguish . Intense heat from the flames melted light fixtures across the street while freezing water from fire hoses encased the Northwestern building in sheets of ice . The top eleven floors of the landmark bank building were destroyed , causing an estimated $100 million dollars damage in what would become the costliest fire in the Twin Cities’ history . Thanks to a comprehensive emergency plan , the bank was able to resume business the following day . Parents are about as objective about their as junkies are about their drugs Even facing destruction people are catty and suspicious Given the choice between backing down and living and standing tall and dying most dudes will choose the latter Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I believe we were given the Northwestern Bank fire as a case study example when my workplace went through a disaster planning exercise about 8 years ago. It's pretty surprising actually that they didn't lose any data - because things were computerized back in 1982 but not THAT computerized, right? Or at least that is my memory from being a bank examiner during 1979-81; but then most of the banks I visited were rinky-dink small town banks. Exciting news, "they" say it's a sellers' market so hopefully you'll be able to unload the place. Just remember that then you'll get to compete with all of the other rabid buyers to pay too much for a new house    
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Sliding in a helping hand does feel good and logistics is more hindering than worrying about how the guy feels about it. (though most find the knowledge stimulating) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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