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Investigating the noisy drawer (or how I learned to stop worrying and love women of a certain age)  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
11/28/2015 2:04 pm

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12/2/2015 2:50 pm

Investigating the noisy drawer (or how I learned to stop worrying and love women of a certain age)


Part 3 in my erotica is dumb series

The Time : Summer 2007

The Place : Des Moines , IA the wealthiest city in the Galaxy

A 29 year old 40deuce with as many as TWO sexual partners under his belt joins FriendFinder-x on a lark , a way to kill some time . Against all expectations I chat with a couple women . I hit it off with one pretty well but we decide they’re not compatible – she’s 46 and looking for a serious relationship . We become friends . We play tennis , we eat Chinese food , we watch Lost and the Office (remember this is 2007 when they were still good) . She tells me about her dating woes , I amuse her with my clowning . At this time I’m working temp jobs and occasionally I help with her projects around her house – building a fence for her pool , installing a bathroom door ,etc. and she pays me way too much . I tell myself it’s not charity . I have too much pride for that (for some reason) . One weekend I’m over there helping with some work after a fire in her living room (clean your flues regularly folks) along with her sister and brother in law . We decide to take a break for lunch and I head up to the bathroom off the master bedroom to wash up .

As I’m coming out of the bathroom drying my hands I hear a loud thrumming coming from the nightstand by the bed . “What the heck is that ?” I wonder . I’m normally very conscientious of people’s privacy , I’m definitely not a snooper in general , but for reasons that elude me to this day I take a look in the drawer . I am , of course , confronted by a vibrator dancing gaily atop some porn DVDs and a bottle of lubricant . Its metallic gold colored and glistens iridescently , at the end is some sort of black rubbery comfort-grip handle . I stare at it for a second or two and then start looking for an off switch . I don’t see anything so I pick it up and twist it this way and that trying to puzzle out how you turn the dang thing off .

“Finding everything you need ?”

Comes her bemused voice . I turn and see her standing in the door, hip cocked slightly and arm resting on the doorjamb – blushing slightly but clearly tickled to have caught me. I stammer an apology and gesture vaguely and she grins from ear to ear as she crosses the room . “It’s broken” she says “it turns off and on randomly , I should get a new one but I can’t find one I like” . She touches my shoulder lightly for a moment as she takes it out of my hand and removes the batteries to finally get it to stop pulsating . I murmur something about getting back to work and she smiles and sits down on the bed , patting it with the palm of her hand “Why don’t you sit down here with me for a minute ?” I sit down next to her and she asks “You ever use one of these things ?” and then adds when I get a quizzical look on my face “not on yourself , I mean with a girl !” She laughs and touches my chest momentarily . I admit that I haven’t and she says “toys can be fun in bed “ .

I have no response to that and after a beat she asks “are you okay ?” she says I sound like I’m hyperventilating . I object that I’m getting over pneumonia (which was true) and she wryly suggest that’s an excuse and I’m getting over excited . I protest and she says “let me check” and puts her ear to my chest , her one hand resting on mine , the other circling around my waist . She turns her face up to mine and her lips look so soft and inviting that I move to kiss her . Our lips meet for just an instant and then she’s up and walking back across the room . She shoos the out and locks the door , turning back to me she shucks off her paint-splattered Stanford shirt to reveal she’s not wearing a bra .

Her breasts aren’t her pert and perky breasts of a young woman , but they’re sizable and lovely nonetheless . She quickly slips off her shorts and underwear together . She’s by no means a small woman , she’s probably five foot ten and has the extra padding most anyone in their mid-40s is going to have but this only serves to make her more attractive to me . Her body isn’t anything like I’ve seen before – the body of a real woman . She’s tan all over and completely hairless , I’ve never seen a woman with a shaved snatch before in real life and that extraordinary absence is driving me wild . She looks me dead in the eye and says archly “why aren’t you naked yet ?” As I take my clothes off , tripping sensually over my pants , she pops the batteries back in the vibrator and lays down on the bed , she starts running it gently around her nipples . I move to take her in my arms and she stops me , shaking her head she says “First you have to be punished for being nosey , don’t you know not to put your hands in a woman’s drawers without asking first ?”

She orders me to kneel down beside the bed and then lay my upper body down across it . She sits up next to me , caressing my back and then slapping me playfully on the ass a few times . “That wasn’t so bad as far as punishments go” I chuckle . “What makes you think that was the punishment ?” I hear mischievously . I feel the throbbing of the vibrator on my balls and around my cheeks . I start to roll over but she grabs the back of my neck with her off hand . It’s not that she’s overpowering me and could really hold me down , but she is a strong woman – definitely different from anything I’ve felt before . She plays the tip of the vibrator around my asshole and says “did you know that men can achieve a really powerful orgasm by stimulating the prostate ?” I say no and that I’m not interested in finding out either , although dispute this remonstration I am very , very hard .

I feel her massaging something wet onto my asshole and I ask her what it is , she laughs “That’s me , I am so wet thinking about fucking your sweet little ass” . I hear a squelching sound as she puts her fingers back in her pussy and then rubs her juices into my asshole again . The tip of her one finger enters me slightly “Too bad I don’t have a strap-on , what do you say ? Your ass for my ass ? I fuck you and then you fuck me ?” I decline and she laughs again “spoilsport” she complains as she flips me over and slowly starts running her mouth along my cock . She teases me with her tongue and lips for a minute before taking me fully in her mouth , deep throating me for a second before she starts languidly working her moist lips up and down my shaft , each time pausing and executing a little figure eight with her tongue around the head .

I am scared half to death by a knock at the door . It’s her brother in law wanting to know what we want for lunch . I start to pull away and she grabs my wrists and holds me in place . She opens her eyes and looks up into mine saying silently “don’t you dare move” . I see her smiling around my dick and she continues deeply and succulently drawing on my penis as I splutter out an order . “You sure you don’t want any sides” he says as I’m biting my hand to stop from moaning and I can feel noiseless laughter wracking her body . “No , we’re good” I manage to get out . “What are you guys doing in there anyway ?” he asks inquiringly . I come up with the best lie I can under the circumstances “nothing !”

She stands up and excruciatingly slowly draws her mouth off my member . She flips on the radio and turns up the volume – the next song that comes on is “Fergalicous” we both crack up laughing . She comes back to the bed and kiss slowly and tenderly for a few moments . She strokes my cock while I nuzzle her nipples with my beard and then gently lick and suck on them . She orders me to do it harder and I bite them slightly which sends her into delight . She breaths for me to do it harder and I draw my face away and kneeling over her I pinch her nipples firmly between my fingertips . I can feel ecstatic tremors reverberating through her body . She opens her eyes and looks at me boldly “harder . . . .” she commands . I admit that’s as hard as I feel comfortable with . She laughs and calls me a softy .

I go down on her but honestly at that point I didn’t really know what I was doing in that area yet and we moved on to the main event , so to speak , pretty shortly thereafter . This wasn’t my first time , but in some ways it felt like it – sliding my cock into her felt completely different from anything I had experienced before . It felt more physical somehow . Most of my previously experiences had been either somewhat awkward or more of a frantic experience – this was real sex . I’m sure her pussy didn’t really feel any different , it was just the whole experience of being with a woman who was in touch with her body and in control of her sexuality (and me a little) that made it seem different . Her pussy felt like a wondrous secret thing of magic that only I got to know about . In truth my opinion of sex up until this point had been more or less “I don’t get what all the fuss is about” but this opened my eyes – I got what all the fuss was about .

I probably would have cum instantly but at that time I had a weird mental block about that – I could only come when doing a woman from behind . All the better for her . I was able to take my time and give her some long deep strokes , starting out at walk , working up to a jog , then to a brisk run and finally to an all-out tearing-ass down the street away from zombies sprint . It got to the point where the radio wasn’t going to cover up the joyful noises she was making and she took to holding a pillow over her face . This really got me going for whatever reason and my dick got so hard it was somewhat uncomfortable for a couple minutes . We switched positions to have her on all fours (I think she figured out I wasn’t going to cum the other way) and she said “why don’t you grab that vibrator ?” I asked for what she said that she had always wondered what double penetration felt like .

Showing off my multi-tasking skills I fucked her from behind while also lubing up her asshole and then carefully and cautiously inserting the<b> vibe . </font></b>It was hot but also kind of awkward – after a while I go into a rhythm where it would slide out part way and I could push it back in with my (the less) fat belly while thrusting forward . She was bucking so much beneath me that her started howling mournfully outside the door . I also think I heard “the food is here !” from downstairs at one point . After things calmed down a bit she said which her head still down and panting slightly “That’s good but it’s not as good as the real thing , get that thing out of there and get yourself in there .”

I had never done anal before so it wasn’t the smoothest transition in the world , but there I was pounding a woman in the ass and feeling like I was the biggest stud in the universe . It didn’t take long before I had the really powerful orgasm , I swear I could feel my fingertips tingling , but the shine was taken off the moment a little when she said immediately afterwards “You were supposed to pull out and cum on my back” . I asked how I was supposed to know that and she said “do you want slimy stuff in your ass ?” I conceded that point and we got ourselves cleaned up and dressed and headed downstairs for lunch .

Her sister also asked “What were you guys doing up there ?” She smacked me on the butt and said “Just making a deal , I have to buy something before I can hold up my end though” winking as she sat down at the table . Looking around she frowned and then said “Where are the sides ?”

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iwalkstilts 48M
2869 posts
11/28/2015 2:48 pm

Great story.


wildoats19622 62M
3526 posts
11/28/2015 6:07 pm

I used to know a fitness freak. I watched her bench press over two hundred pounds. She asked me to spot for her. I didn't tell her that I couldn't lift that much. She was a lesbian, but I always wondered what sex with her would be like. We did go camping, hunting and fishing together. She was kind of like the perfect woman except that she wasn't interested in sex with guys. We rendered 1st aid after some kids rear-ended a semi near Ankeny. That was the 4th of July 1982. One kid lost an eye, one was bleeding profusely, the driver was uninjured. We ended up with a lot of blood on us too. People were staring when we got to town. Not a particularly sexy story, but she was hot.

The first time you have sex with someone might be good or bad, but it's unlikely to be mundane. That's more likely in long term relationships.

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christylovesfun 51F  
16880 posts
11/30/2015 9:00 pm

Well written!

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite variety. Other women cloy
The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies. For vilest things
Become themselves in her, that the holy priests
Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra


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