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That's not a G-string its the whole alphabet !
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That's not a G-string its the whole alphabet ! The other day I saw a lady post about losing her anal virginity at age 48 (or 58 , I forget) which was basically just that information and some pictures (which I found highly arousing) . But she did say that she had waited because she was looking for the right man . I wish that I had left a comment asking what she meant by that . Probably she wouldn't have responded anyway but at least there would be a chance then . Because that could mean any number of things . Could mean she has to feel really close to someone to consider that act because she finds it very intimate . Could mean she doesn't trust most guys just to slam it in her ass and pound away , which I hear can be bad news . Could mean all her prior lovers had huge dicks and she didn't want to be torn in half . Could mean anything really . On the off chance anyone reading this knows what I'm talking about find that our for me would you ? The other day the topic of annilingus came up and a dude mentioned how he doesn't think that's a real thing because anyone who did it would get e coli . And I could have said , no , its real , I've done it , but I couldn't . It was modesty . Where did that come from ? I didn't want this dude to know I had licked a few assholes in my day and got zero e coli . Although one time I did give a lady a bladder infection by switching up my linguses from cunni to anni and back and forth . No one ever tells you about that . No ass to mouth they say but no one ever says anything about tongue to ass to pussy . I should have realized though . You just don't think about these things you know ?  At least I don't . Maybe that means I suck . In other news I've decided that "cowgirl" is the most divisive sexual position . All the women I've poled and polled on the subject have either been strongly for it "its only way I can get off" or strongly against it "I'll do it , but I never get off that way" there doesn't seem to be anyone who takes the middle view . I wonder what dudes think about it . I wonder if I care . I haven't done it enough to really have a opinion . I know I'll never get off that way myself (I'm a control freak you know) but as a dude that can be a good thing . Such as if you're going to have sex with me (and I wouldn't were I you) and you want it to last more than 2-3 minutes then mount up and ride . Keep it within reason though , one time a lady was doing that for a WHILE and I started to lose the old erection . Women don't like it when you get soft inside them without ejaculating first . NOT ONE BIT But its not like I can control it you know . Which as I've mentioned before is a HUGE design flaw . You know what ? When I want my arm to work it works . But then I want my dick to work I have to do stuff it likes and pray for the best . Its bullshit . Who's in charge of this body anyway ? For some reason it makes me think of that old Confuse-A-Cat sketch from Monty Python . The human body is dumb . A dumb miracle . Did you know that the Insane Clown Posse has a song called Miracles ? I didn't Did you know that 12 Post is the best way to beat a UWR Miracles deck ? I did . I was looking through my pictures folder for the pic of the Professor from Giligan's Island that disappeared from my blog post yesterday and I found this .  I thought I deleted that a long time ago . I'm not sure which is more impressive , my short cock or my hairy thighs . Come get it ladies ! Was there a Gilligan's Island remake or am I thinking of a porn parody ? We believed that it was most desirable for the rebels to win . We believed in the principal that the Alliance is undissolvable . We , or many of us at least , believe that this conflict was inevitable . And that the Imperial oppression had lasted long enough . But we also believed that those who stood against us held a conviction as sacred as our own . It was those strong convictions that were most worrisome . Got your Star Wars tickets yet ? I wasn't really into it when Phantom Menace came out but because like some people claim "I knew it would suck" just because of the time in my life . I loved Star Wars of course , but I just wasn't feeling it you know ? It was 1999 , I was a Junior in college - I had a business to run . That kept me pretty busy . But I am pretty psyched about this Force Awakens business . I hope its good ! Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Anal can be for some a very close thing with another = trust. Whether or not his dick's on the large side or not, it's how the act is done. Slow, lubey and however the rhythm is beaten(cough). Porn parody for sure - I didn't get into gilligans island, not my thing. Good musings as always Duece - quite well done.
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I'm saving myself for "the one." For me, that means the right combination of enthusiasm and seduction; experience but not over-it-ness. I have tickets to a VIP box on opening day. We're filling the 17 seats with parents and their young children who wouldn't otherwise be able to see it in the theater. This means that we won't be able to *watch* the movie, but our two year old daughter will have the best light saber in the theater and geek cred > everything.
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I'm in the camp of, reverse cowgirl doesn't do much for me. Of course I'm fundamentally lazy so a big part of that is that I don't like doing all the work.  
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Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, helicopter, whatever........... can't a position be done just for fun? Change it up just to keep from freezing in one place? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Krypton had a song called "The G String". It was about his guitar. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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