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Lingerie rental Great idea or the greatest idea ? I am going to be so rich . Who wears lingerie enough to actually justify owning it ? Personal ownership of lingerie is criminally inefficient . I wonder if lingerie is controlled by the state in communist regimes . Probably there is none , seems like bourgeois nonsense , opiates of the masses and such .  Did you know that the reusable shopping bag is a talisman of the decline and ultimate failure of hippydom ? If you cared about the environment you wouldn't be shopping at big chain supermarkets , no matter how whole the foods there are . I heard a dude refer to a lady's boobs as "melons" today . I haven't heard that (except on old TV shows) in 20 years probably . Melons ? Heh .  Some foreign lady claims that in foreigner lands some TV shows are rated/labeled/whatever as PON - Profanity , Obscenity , Nudity . Aren't profanity and obscenity the same thing ? Profanity is ; blasphemous or obscene language . So I guess maybe profanity is a type of obscenity ? Anyway , seems redundant . Give me good old TVMLASVSSN any day . Some other lady was trying to tell me that sleep pants aren't pants . I feel like my "it has pants right in the name" argument is pretty irrefutable . It annoyed me as much as when people try to say that oral sex isn't sex even though its called oral SEX . Damn Clinton . I don't care if he did sign the Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act of 1993 he gave fodder to all the oral sex deniers out there . As long as I'm on the subject of things that annoy me , one such thing is that I like cranberry juice - which is not the annoying part , the annoying part is that any time you ask for cranberry juice everyone says "Do you have a urinary tract infection ? What kind of gross dirty holes have you been sticking your dick into you filthy gross disease ridden fucker ?" And you can tell them you just like cranberry juice but they just laugh and say "Sure you dirty , disgusting , foul-hole fucking fucker , whatever , you have an UTI - you gotta make the gross whores you bang douche first ." Its annoying , I just like cranberry . I also hate when people pronounce it cran-burry . When did the body first set out on its own adventures ? After having ditched its old travelling companions , the mind and the soul , for whom it had once been considered a mere corrupt vessel or else a puppet acting out their dramas for them , or else bad company , leading the other two astray . It must have got tired of the soul’s constant nagging and whining and the anxiety-driven intellectual web-spinning of the mind , distracting it whenever it was getting its teeth into something juicy or its fingers into something good . It had dumped the other two back there somewhere , leaving them stranded in some<b> damp </font></b>sanctuary or stuffy lecture hall while it made a beeline for the topless bars and it had dumped culture along with them : music and painting and poetry and plays . Sublimation , all of it ; nothing but sublimation , according to the body . Why not cut to the chase ? The body has its own cultural forms . It has its own art . Sports are its tragedies , pornography its romance . And finally , today at work I'm pretty sure I saw a dude standing against the window for a while take out his cock and balls and press them against the glass . I was behind him so I'm not 100% , but that's sure what it seemed like . Do you think he was trying to flash someone in the building across the street or was he just a weirdo ? That would be so cold ! Its nuts y'all , I tell you . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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