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I'll put it right in your sweet spot honey baby cutie
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I'll put it right in your sweet spot honey baby cutie You know what I love ? When you read someone’s profile and then send them a message making reference to something in it and they act like you’re fucking insane and have no idea what you’re talking about . Magnifique ! I stopped watching the Walking Dead a couple years ago , but it’s the time of year where they have marathons of everything so I watched an episode the other day . I guess they all live in some town safe from zombies and now and some people with Ws (after George Bush I presume) on their foreheads ran in and chopped everyone to bits . It was pretty hardcore , it was actually somewhat frightening which is pretty rare for something you see on TV . Stupid Carol was the only character who I recognized aside from the dude I liked from Low Winter Sun who is somehow a stick-master now but she was pretty bad-ass in slaughtering the W people . Oh , and Rick’s sociopath of course . I assume Rick is still alive but he wasn’t around – probably the Governor captured him AGAIN or something else gay (sorry) . When I was a younger fellow I was a bit of a tennisphile , I still like to play on the rare occasion I can find a partner (just like sex , zing ! ) but I don’t watch anymore . Partially because my favorite player Andre Agassi turned out to be a huge meth-head , which explains his up and down performance . It’s kind of an odd reaction I guess , instead of sympathy for someone struggling with addiction I was “pfft , screw that guy” . In retrospect it is kind of an accomplishment to do as well as he did when he was all messed up on crank . The other reason I don’t watch anymore is because the game has become boring – I got to watch the evolution from serve-and-volley tennis which is interesting to the modern game of huge serves and baseline smashing which is boring . The point is (j/k blogs are pointless) that they had a 30 for 30<b> marathon </font></b>the other day and I recorded some of the ones I hadn’t seen before , included one about Jimmy Connors at the 91 US Open which I watched this morning . I didn’t know much about him , by the time I started watching he was mostly a washed up old dude who got bounced in the first rounds of tournaments , all I knew is he was regarded as an even bigger asshole than John McEnroe . The only two people in tennis history known mostly as raging assholes are both American males . Draw from that whatever you like . One time there was a wrestling duo called the American Males .  Bagwell was buff but he was most certainly not the stuff . As long as I’m on a wrestling tangent (drink ! ) I watch a lot of shows about people learning to wrestle , I might even like such things more than wrestling itself oddly . Here’s something I heard a wrestling mentor say to his pupil recently "Before you powerbomb your opponent , be sure to stiffen your colon , so you don't pop your diaphragm ." There are many , many reasons why my secret dream of being a wrestler could never come true – one of them is I have no idea how to stiffen my colon . And I really don’t want to pop my diaphragm, really . My buddy Southwind Cat got in a major car accident years ago and one of his many problems was his diaphragm got messed up – and one thing your diaphragm does that I never thought about is it holds up all your other organs . All this stuff fell down into his stomach area , which is a problem . Getting back to Connors one thing I found interesting is that his coach was his mom and they used to play all the time and she’d crush him and then rub his face in it and she’d say “I’m your mom and this is what I’m doing to you , what do you think your opponents are going to do ?” Which is stone cold , but if you want your to be a professional athlete that seems to be the way to do it . Maybe he would have been a jerk anyway , but with that kind of upbringing you can kind of see how it happened . It reminded me of Christmas when a young relative of mine saw something in the paper about a teenage golf star who gave millions to charity and said it made them depressed because they would never accomplish that much in their life and I said they were probably better off . To become that good so young at an individual sport (probably team sports also) you basically have to be raised in a POW camp . I recall Steffi Graff (my other fave , and not a meth-head ostensible) saying she never really lived a life until she retired , specifically she made a remark to the effect after she retired she was a woman in her 30s who was learning how the world worked for the first time . I found out that Conners was engaged to Chrissy Evert for a while , which seems crazy – isn’t he way older than her ? Also she was America’s sweetheart , how could she have fallen for such an oaf ? I did wonder why she wasn’t feature in the doc since she turns up in pretty much anything to do with tennis (and generally rightfully so) but I guess it’s probably because Connors wrote in his memoirs that she got pregnant with his and had an abortion without consulting him . Anyway he ended up marrying some Playboy Playmate so I can see his wife naked any time I want .  Which is kind of weird . I know a lot of dudes and most of them are married , and no matter how much I might want to I will probably never see their wives naked , and if I do it won’t be on demand . But Jimmy Connors ? Any time I want . Hey , remember that time someone said that Serena Williams looks like a dude and people went crazy ? I do . Of course amongst people of my ilk that controversy touched off the usual “would you do her” conversation to which one fellow said that he would like to do her but that he was afraid she was so strong she would snap his dick off inside of her . Which is patently ridiculous , you can’t snap a dick . Tear off sure . Probably the scenario he was worried about would be her ultra-powerful vag shearing off his penis .  One thing I found puzzling is that Connors apparently used a piece of shit racket with a tiny sweet spot for reasons they were never really explained . His comment about it was just that he liked to be “different” but his shtick was win at all costs so why was he using a crummy racket ? That didn’t really track . I know one complaint about the modern game is that the players use these oversized rackets with a sweet spot the size of Salma Hayek’s tits so maybe he was just going against the grain . He was clearly a grain goer againster . Based on the footage I watched he clearly was a dyed in the wool jerk but I’d say 30% of his offensive behavior was purely for effect , some of that stuff was clearly play-acting just to get a rise out of people . Strangely it reminded me of one of the may Curt Cobain documentaries I watched because old Curt seemed to “act out” in that same way just so people would freak out about it . Which seems odd for someone who claimed not to want attention , although clearly he did . Anyway , if you look at the stats Connors was clearly one of the best players ever , but all anyone remembers about him is the buffoonery – which I guess is okay if he really only care about winning . It’s kind of like Ben Roethlisberger , the dude won two Superbowls but I’ll just remember him as a guy who got away with sexual assault . It still bugs me that no one has smashed that dude’s skull in with a brick . In conclusion I would still totally do Chrissy Evert . I would wreck that chick . Also to cleanse your pallet from the American Males here's Finn Balor ;  And he's Irish ! Sploosh right ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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M<y wet spot want you cock in it now man
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^ What the hell. You get way more entertaining passersby than I do.   
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Even though I read your posts aaaallllll the way to the end, many times it's your title that gives me the most entertainment! Are there any wrestlers with hairy chests? Those others look so darn greasy. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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