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Using hypnosis to get blowjobs since 2006
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Using hypnosis to get blowjobs since 2006 Nothing illegal about that ! Remember that time I hired a maid service to tidy up because Dr. Langerholtz is coming to stay with me for a while and while she was working the ants swarmed her and took her away . And then the maid service called and asked what happened to her and I told them the ants got her and they wouldn't believe me and said that I had abducted her and was assfucking her every night before bed . I do . They said they'd keep quiet about it for 3 grand so don't work for that maid service . They don't have your back at all . I haven't logged on in a while and now that I have I see that I've been contacted by an FriendFinder-x Ambassador . I find this highly amusing . Say what you want about FriendFinder-x , at least they're always coming up with new ways to hustle you . I wonder how you become an FriendFinder-x Ambassador . I feel I would make a good ambassador to New South Wales . How do we get the ball rolling on that ? I have to start with this .  This is Marcus Bagwell . He's a male . For real . You can pay money to have sex with him RIGHT NOW . But what's important is who he used to be - and that's a big time professional wrestler known as "Buff" Bagwell . He was known for two things - being buff and having the stuff . Was the stuff drugs or his dick ? Both . Buff was one of those dudes who seemed like he would be the next big thing , he had the look , he was good enough in the ring , and he had charisma . And yet he never really made it to the top . Why ? Because the dude was both a whiny bitch and a massive asshole - and this is the world of professional wrestling we're talking about , a land of whiny bitches and massive assholes , so to be held back because of that you have to be real bad . And he was . One of the things he was most infamous for was when he didn't want to put a guy over or didn't like something creatively he'd have his momma talk to his boss . Yes , you read that right , this mother - Judy Bagwell . This was a thing people . That's how pathetic a character a character he was . He had his mom fight his battles for him . So despite his upside eventually he burn ALL the bridges in the wrestling world and what is a fellow to do ? Naturally he turned to porn at first , but that's for chumps (unless you're gay for pay) so he did the only thing a man can do - he became an internet rent-boy , a bro-ho , a . And the best part , he's married . So I guess his wife his cool with him banging for cash ? The mind swims . Mostly the backstroke . Moving on . I was chatting with a gal the other day and she said something about "Steak and a Blowjob Day" and I said I wasn't really into either that much and she said , and I quote "You don't like blowjobs , what are you ? Gay ?" I told her I was pretty close to 100% sure that gay dudes like blowjobs and she said "you know what I mean" . That may be getting lose to one of my most hated conversational techniques (which is why I do it all the time you know) . Because I don't know what you mean . Such as , today this lady says "I'll meet you Friday" and I say "okay sounds good , Friday then" and she goes "Wednesday you mean ?" and I'm all "What , I thought you said Friday" and then she drops "Yeah , but you know what I mean" on me . What she means is Friday = Wednesday ? Fuck that and fuck her . Sometimes people get on my case for being "picky" about the words they use but if you're not going to communicate correctly why even bother ? I am going on the record right now as saying I don't know what you mean - explain to me what you mean please .  The other day as I was walking into work I was checking out this lady with a sweet ass and after I while I thought "man I've been following her for a really long time" and then when she turned down my aisle I realized I knew her ! She works in my department ! I was ogling someone I kind of know ! It was a shocking turn of events . I was shaken up the rest of the day . It really freaked me out . I saw a porn lady the other day and she was wearing a really cool leather mask . It wasn't one of those super-DBSM ones with the zippers or no eye holes which I don't care for , this one I really liked . I searched around a bit for one like it but I couldn't anything that was similar . It kind of bums me out . Maybe its a custom job . But on the other hand , even if I did find it what would be the point ? Why would I buy it ? The chances of my ever having regular sex again are close to nil and even if I did what am I going to do ? Say to her "hey you want to wear this mask while we smash ? Mask-smash ?" No way . It was pretty nifty though . I realized the other day that almost all my childhood stories are the same . I had a prized possession of some kind , one of my sisters broke or destroyed it , I went to my parents , they were all like "Dude get over it , we got shit to do" and I became a little more jaded and mistrustful . I say this not to blame all my interpersonal problems on my family(well maybe a little) but I am curious - why did they always have to ruin my shit ? What was their motivation ? The things we own end up owning us , only when you lose everything are you free to do anything . You know what I mean ? Ambassador 40 , signing off Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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4/4/2016 7:01 pm |
I don't know if I read this because of the picture or because it was interesting. But I did get a smile out of both. A bigger smile as I went down the page looking at the picture of the dude standing so invitingly. Thanks for the fun.
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Don't be upset about the Ambassador thing. It's an empty title with lots of work and a meaningless reward. I declined the honor - well, not really an honor but you know what I mean. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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They wanted me to be an Ambassadress too and I couldn't quite see the point. Seeing as I already have an Icebreaker that's as far from being a come-on as I can possibly make it. That man-whore could practically cut diamonds with his nipples, I don't think I'd like those rubbing up against me.   
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Yeah, I know what ya mean (it's not Friday or Wednesday today!)
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They wanted me to be an Ambassadress too and I couldn't quite see the point. Seeing as I already have an Icebreaker that's as far from being a come-on as I can possibly make it. That man-whore could practically cut diamonds with his nipples, I don't think I'd like those rubbing up against me. At which point imagine their disappointment - they've paid to read an email from a hot, local woman... turns out to be "as far from a come-on as possible". At which point they lose faith with seedy sex sites and go back to following attractive women, fantasizing about them wearing leather masks... 
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If Peter Dinklage suddenly got hold of some magic beans (and one of those fancy goatee shapers).... he'd look like that dude. I know you know what I mean.
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No way..... you haven't seen the Peter and Leslie Jones "Naked and Afraid" episode?
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A standard male won't know that your Icebreaker isn't a come on until they pay up to be able to read it. At which point imagine their disappointment - they've paid to read an email from a hot, local woman... turns out to be "as far from a come-on as possible". At which point they lose faith with seedy sex sites and go back to following attractive women, fantasizing about them wearing leather masks... Sowwy newbies 
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