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If you're bored that must mean you're a boring peson
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If you're bored that must mean you're a boring peson Someone used to say that to me when I was a . I can't remember who . I was chatting with my pal Betsy the other day about what gets you out of a funk when you're a little down in the depths . For her its music . I don't know what it is for me now , if there is anything , but when I was in college - this is when I was a virgin AND I didn't masturbate , what really cheered me up was watching porn . I wonder why that was . Its kind of an odd concept . Porn is definitely a depressant . Maybe it made me feel better to see people who clearly had made worse life choices than me ? Speaking of , although I don't drink I am somewhat fascinated by the whole "deal" . To whit I asked my bartender friend Heckle what a well drink is . He explained that a well drink is the cheapest crummiest version of whatever - Admiral Nelson instead of Captain Morgan , Gulshka<b> vodka </font></b>instead of Stoli , etc. You all know this I suppose , but when a bar advertises a special on well drinks what they're saying is their shittiest product is even cheaper - come get wasted ! Heckle went on to say that people drink wells because they mix it with something else with a strong taste so it doesn't matter that it sucks 11 dicks . People often ask me while I don't drink - they assume either I'm in AA or super religious - and I don't really know why I don't , but I think part of it is that . A lot of people just do it to get drunk - they don't even want something that tastes good . Why not just sniff glue or huff paint at that point ? Really what's the difference ? I have heard more than one person say more or less these exact words "No one likes it at first , you have to train yourself to like it ." Why would you do that ? Anyway , I finally bought a new yoga mat . Its pretty . It makes me feel like a mariposa bastante pequeña . And finally , this . I realized today whenever I go into the supply closet , which isn't often , I always secretly hope a couple is in there doing it . But why ? In reality that would be terrible . Its not like they're going to say "Oh . . . hello there . . . why don't you join us ?"  And even if they did it seems like it would be a whole thing you know ? I mean two people doing it standing up is hard enough , but tossing a third person into the mix ? Forget about it . I suppose you could set the lady on the mail metering scale and have at her like that , but still that only really works with one person . I suppose the other guy can pop bubble wrap while he's "on deck" . I've talked to a couple people who've had threeways and they never really give the play-by-play . It seems logistically challenging . The fact that everyone is so vague about it makes me think its probably not that great . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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"popping bubble wrap while he's waiting on deck"  Classic.I like my fruity designer cocktails. They taste good and if you're lucky they give you a happy little buzz, too.   
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