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Just beer to flog Why don't we have ala cart porn at this point ? Its a real hassle to try and find exactly what you want , and you never really do . Such as the other day , I was watching some femdom porn and I was like "this is too tame" so then I searched for brutal femdom which was better , but then where was fisting - and I don't want to see ANYONE get fisted ever . Not even that girl that tormented me in high school - and I sometimes fantasize about flaying her with a power washer . Plus there's almost always foot stuff on femdom porn - pukatrontic . All I wanted to see is a dude get smacked around and then they smash and splooge . Is that too much to ask ? Why can't I dial that up ? And if you want to see a native American dude and a Chinese lady doing anal ? Forget about it .  If you're always losing your glasses and you can't afford the laser eyeball surgery I think a good more economical substitute is getting a tattoo of glasses on your face . It won't help you see , but people will think you have your glasses on - helps you avoid being embarrassed . There's a dude in my office (who I hate , shocking right ? ) that wears athletic glasses every day . It makes him 77% more douchey looking and trust me , he's plenty douchey already . His goal in life is to coach HS girl's softball . Is there any chance he's NOT a molester in waiting ? Seems like I should run him over with my car to prevent that . And yet if I did I would be the one to go to prison . That's democracy for you . As you all know , I hate many many things (its kind of all I do) but this morning I think I figured out what I hate the most . When my belly-hair gets caught in my belt buckle . You see I have a fat hairy gut that hangs over my waistline and if I'm not careful (which I'm not) the hairs on the underside of said fat gut get caught in my belt buckle . And that blows . I hate it the most . I was chatting with a lady the other day about our mutual love of giving rimjobs and it occurred to me that once again men have the upper hand - because I've never met a lady with a hairy ass and I hate getting hair in my mouth . Whereas dudes ? Forget about it , hairy ass city .  Who wants to get their mouth near that ? Since I've been wasted most of my time on TV tropes lately I thought about doing a post about FriendFinder-x tropes , but it seems like a lot of work . One of them for sure though would be Just Here To Blog . Which is pretty odd when you think about it . Trope of the day Darkness-Induced Audience Apathy "Ruined World + cast of jerk = I don't care what happens to these guys" — Demotivational Poster◊ It is often said that "conflict is the soul of drama"; without some form of conflict to fuel things, there's no engine to drive the story and thus little reason to engage with it. However, we here at TV Tropes would like to propose an amendment to this phrase which includes something important but sadly all-too-often forgotten: Meaningful conflict is the soul of drama. Darkness-Induced Audience Apathy occurs when a conflict exists that simply lacks any reason for the audience to care about how it is resolved. This is often because the setting is extremely but meaninglessly Darker and Edgier, and/or all sides are abhorrently, equally evil—or at least, far enough gone that any difference between the two is splitting hairs. As such, consumers of media affected by Darkness-Induced Audience Apathy tend to approach conflict between parties or factions with remarkable indifference; because no matter who wins, the universe will still suck. (And while it would be really nice to see them all lose, that likely isn't going to happen.) In other words, there is nothing at stake. While there is a conflict happening, for all that the audience is concerned there might as well not be because they likely have little reason to care about who wins or loses. (And even when there are clear-cut good guys, they can be so smug, priggish, hypocritical, unpleasant, or just plain annoying that it's hard to feel too sad if the bad guys defeat them, especially if the bad guys actually have a good reason for hating them.) This is the emotional result of Black and Black Morality. Because the conflict between the equal evils is essentially meaningless, there is no dramatic tension. Maybe one Eldritch Abomination eats you in a slightly less painful manner than the other one, but either way, you're still screwed. You can't support any factions or hold on to any ideals after this effect has set in. All you can do is sit agape as the<b> writers </font></b>apparently attempt to outdo themselves at making the setting even worse and more unpleasant and more nihilistic to the point where the media is a bland miserable monotone. This trope is not just about a Crapsack World, but about Evil Versus Evil and too much cynicism producing this effect. A sure sign of audience apathy setting in is if they start rooting for the Omnicidal Maniac—the setting is so bleak that no part of it is worth saving. When total oblivion looks like your best option, something is wrong. If the show is successful as a comedy it can avoid this trope even if it has Evil Versus Evil and the viewer doesn't really care too much for the characters, by having entertaining villains and being a fun experience. Horror is one of the genres that is most likely to suffer from this trope, because giving up and not caring sucks a lot out of the fear factor. A variant is when Shoot the Shaggy meets True Art Is Too Angsty; a story is simply too bleak, hopeless, and...well, angsty for the audience to really care what happens. Leaving aside how obviously and overly depressing this is to read, if the characters are doomed to failure no matter what they do, and it is too obvious that they are doomed and their every action to avert this is pointless and hopeless, then the ending is inevitable and can be seen a mile off—so why bother continuing on with the story? (Especially if Developing Doomed Characters is done badly and you can't care about who's in it.) This, of course, does not mean that all stories have to end happily—but most of the time, a good Tragedy works because the characters involved are given a chance to escape their Downer Ending but, for whatever reason, fail to do so; take away this chance, and usually what will happen is that the story just ends up being a lengthy description of unremittingly unpleasant things happening to someone. It must be said that despite the presence of this trope, it can still be a story worth telling if it has a deep character study and complex issues, just not one that the audience will care about the plot. When applying to individuals, this is one of the reasons why the "Wangst" trope happens. Often results in readers saying the Eight Deadly Words, or concluding that the plot boils down to a Wangst-fest. Status Quo Is God is usually the result of the trope when the audience knows that all and any changes that could have made a positive impact in the setting won't stick. If the hero of the story openly lampshades their own apathy toward the outcome of the story, they might be a Nominal Hero. Earn Your Happy Ending can risk inducing this in the middle of the story, but ultimately all that doom and gloom and sacrifice and pain leads to victory for good people. Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Some ladies do get hair back there. If you've never encountered it, it's probably because they're shaving/waxing. I guess I'm one of those weird "just here to blog" people. You might think it doesn't make any sense, but I have triple the readership here than I would have on a "vanilla" blog site. Here people (men) will keep on tuning in, in the vain hope that someday I might start posting T&A pictures again.   
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