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I can smile any time I want Its all over the internet so you probably don't need me to tell you , but the word for word reading of the actual State of Georgia Vs. Denver Fenton Allen court transcript made me laugh until I cried . I feel like ASAP has more or less lost all meaning . I think we need to introduce a new . . . new . . . whatever ASAP is . ASAIGATI , meaning as soon as I get around to it . That was we can use ASAP when it's really appropriate . Also I'm 40% sure there is or was a Japanese wrestler named Asai Gati . However tough your skin becomes in later life the wounds of youth never close . Ain't that a pisser ? When I was driving to work the other day I saw a dude walking around wearing a robe - not like a bathroom , but one of them cult type deals .  It was odd , but I suppose cult people need to take the bus too . I mean I wouldn't put on my robe until after I got to the cult meeting but maybe that lack of commitment is why I can't hack it in today's modern cults . I've been driving my dad's truck since my car is in the shop and they kicked me off the bus for drinking a coke . It's a huge unwieldy beast (kind of like me) so I've been driving extra slow and carefully , you can imagine how much my fellow motorists enjoy that ! One fellow felt the need to follow me into the parking lot at work and get out to rejoinder at me "Learn to drive you fat piece of shit !" And I go "I'm working on it" and he gives me a look like when a hears it's masters voice coming from a<b> mobile </font></b>phone . So I see him looking at me all puzzled like and so I go whole hog - I tell him I suffered brain damage in Afghanistan and forgot most things I knew before and how I just started leaning to drive again . And furthermore I told him that due to the serious nature of injuries and my resulting depressing I did balloon up quite a bit , but that I was starting to be able to work out again and I was dropping weight already . And he was very apologetic and nice then . Do I feel bad for lying to this yokel ? No , I do not . Does that make me a sociopath ? Nah . One of my co-workers who overheard this exchange accused me of wearing a mantle of lies - which was cool because you don't hear mantle bandied about much these days . Anyway I says to her I says "That's better than a corset of flies , or a jockstrap of bees" not a great line but they can't all be winners right ? We had a book sale at work the other day , which was fantastic - I got rid of probably 200 books and I bought a ton of books for 50 cents a piece , you can't beat that price . They also had a section for board games , which was pathetic - bunch of shit from the 70's . As a "hilarious" prank I put my Ouija board over there with a sign that said "no demons , honest" . People got a kick out of that . Someone asked me if I was really selling it and I said I says "No , how would I receive my instructions then ?" I don't think I've ever contacted a demon with my Ouija board , but plenty of angry ghosts - although would I be able to tell if a demon was pretending to be an angry ghost ? I don't know . Why would a demon do that ? For laughs maybe . I remember the first time I Ouijaed - the kept spelling out "you are doomed" and I was getting annoyed so finally I said "Tell me something I don't know buddy" and then the spirits loosened up a bit . The lady from the Ring showed up one night after I was messing about with my Ouija but I think that's a coincidence . She woke me up lurking by my bed being weird so on a while I grabbed her and fucked her hard . Wet pussies are generally a good thing , but that was nasty I tell you what - it wasn't very pleasurable for me , and she never came back so I guess it wasn't for her either . BTW if you thought there wasn't a Ring porn movie you were dead wrong . I was going to post a pic but it kind of freaks me our for real . I wonder what happens 7 days after you watch the porn Ring . Your junk falls off I guess . Or is haunted . I knew a lady with a haunted asshole once . She always wanted me to fuck her in the ass because she thought that would drive the ghost out but I didn't want any of that drama . I have enough issues without a possessed cock . And finally , I may have to finally get a smartphone just because I keep seeing games I want to play . And I'm too dumb to figure out how to make the googleplay simulator work on my PC . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Which games? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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It's a good thing I wasn't driving behind you - as you know, I'm Madame Impatience. I support your pack of lies in response to road rage jerk. Well done.   
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Got watch out for those haunted assholes!  Vive La Difference
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