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Twist your hips and do the dip
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Twist your hips and do the dip "Behold , I Come Quickly" - Revelation 22:12 You and me both pal , the difference is I try to keep that info under wraps . That's some good sacrilegiousness right there . Speaking of religion I found out today that all people are born male but when they're in the womb the devil grabs the dicks of the unrighteous and his burning grip destroys said dicks and turns them into vaginas - and that's where women come from . That's not what I remember from Sunday school but it seems true . I've seen the profile picture for Sweet_VM hundreds of times in the "actively watched blogs" deal and I just today realized those are her feet and she is sitting in front of a fire . I legit thought it was someone laying on their back tossing a fireball up in the air - like a magic trick or they were a stuntwoman or so forth . I'm not good at whatever skill it is when you know what pictures are (not being a dumbass ? ) 77% of the time I don't know what I'm masturbating to when I look at pictures on this site . Are those boobs ? Knees ? A thigh ? Shoulder blades ? Don't matter I guess - it's the thought that counts . Anyway , that would be an awesome profile pic - not enough people incorporate fire into their selfies .  Have you ever heard of a thigh<b> rider </font></b>? I hadn't . I thought "it sounds like a strap on that goes on your thigh , but that can't be right" but instead it is .  I don't really get why a strap on is something anyone would want (although I love watching it , keep it coming porn industry ! ) and this seems even more awkward . They are really stretching (pun ? ) to come up with new sex toys these days . The Lesbionic Woman and I were watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape the other day and I say to her "It must really piss off porn stars that Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are rich and famous" . Imagine if someone did whatever you do at your job ONE TIME and for that they got 140 MILLION dollars and a clothing line and a perfume line and a TV show and 12 million twitter followers and 20 grand a pop appearance fees and you got to sue people just for having the same name as you AND WIN . If I was a porn star (which I am not) that would really stick in my craw . Just goes to show , it's all about how you market yourself . Dr. Manhattan is in my opinion one of the best comic book characters ever . I feel his slow disconnection from humanity is a realistic (in as much as the term applies to comics) portrayal of what someone would experience when they gain abilities that verge on the godlike . One way this is shown is that as time goes on Dr. Manhattan wears less and less clothes until eventually he just walks around nude with this blue dick flopping everywhere . Mu buddy Ribcage and I were talking about this the other day and he goes "I understand why he wouldn't care about wearing clothes for his own comfort , but you think he would cover his junk to avoid offending other people" and I asked him if he was worried about offending an ant that was on the floor is his bedroom while he's changing clothes and he goes "No , but I don't give a shit what an ant thinks . . . oh . . ."  I assume when Dr. Manhattan said he was going to another galaxy to create new life really he was hooking up with Zhaan . I think we can all agree that blue is the sexiest lady alien color . Those green chicks from Star Trek are fine and all , but they're no match for the blue ladies . Is there a Blue Man Group rip-off called the Blue Ladies ? No . There isn't . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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That was damn good sacreligiousness, for sure! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Yes, excellent job on the sacrilege. And now, off to look at Sweet_VM's profile picture, which I have likely seen thousands of times and never noticed a fireball.   
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