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Something never comes never leads to nothing
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Something never comes never leads to nothing As you all know TV is my best friend , drunken abusive uncle , wife , second wife , girlfriend and side piece all rolled into one . But like all relationships it doesn't really work most of the time . And I realized today why . Most shows gravitate towards the middle - drama's don't take themselves seriously enough to be really interesting and comedies take themselves too seriously to be really funny . Because the people bankrolling these things want to hedge their bets - they don't want to make a show that anyone hates but in doing so they end up making a show that no one really loves either . The shows I've really liked , Deadwood , Justified , Community , Newsradio had one thing in common - some people really hated them . Contrast to some of the most popular shows , Law and Order , ER , Everybody Loves Raymond , Friends and what did they have in common ? They were vanilla bowls of tapioca nothing with a degree in just being fine and a PHD in "how ya doing ?" So you can't blame the wigwigs for going that route , no one likes to take risks . What does this have to do with The Largest Adult Hookup Site Find a fuck buddy for online sex, adult dating and one night stands at FriendFinder-x. Being the best of sex sites, we guarantee you'll get laid ? I'm getting to that . When you meet up with someone some people like me take the easy road and move towards the middle - not revealing who they really are . As the man they call Raven said to really make a connection you have to show your ass (so to speak) . So you end up not really hitting it off because you're both kind of holding back so there's nothing to hit . Now this ordinarly would be the part where I say I'm going to stop being a prissy pissy pussy and rock out with my jock out (so to speak) but I'm not . I'm just going to keep playing it safe . Point is I am super horny , please have sex with me . If you're interested don't read the end of this . I know it doesn't matter , but if we pretend that it does matter , when the form at the doctor's office asks if you're sexual active what's the criteria ? If you have sex 8 times a year are you sexually active ? What if you had tons of sex 9 months ago and none since ? What if you had a 600 man gang bang on New Year's day but have been celibate since ? What are the rules ? Pop quiz - which do you think has more members the yahoo group for women sexually attracted to Santa Claus or the one for men sexually attracted to clowns ? If you're a woman and your man takes Viagra or Cialis or Doctor Porkenheimer's Bonerjuice Pills or what have you do you feel some pressure to go through with it ? Those pills ain't cheap you know ? Obviously if the dude just takes them that's different , but if you're like "I'm in the mood , take your floppy dick capsule" but then by the time it gets going you're not really into it anymore would you just go through with it anyway as a cost saving measure ? Or would you be falling prey to the sunk cost fallacy ?  Why do the women in my office lean over desks so much ? It doesn't even seem like it would be comfortably ? Honestly it's like they're half laying down . Who are they trying to get to mount them ? Most of the dudes in my office are total uggos - except the guy that tried to kill his wife , he's actually pretty good looking (of course) but he's such a douche . I suppose my boss isn't bad looking , it's just hard to remember that because he's such a worthless sack of crap . Are they worthful sacks of crap ? Probably , science is weird . I've never been a car guy , and honestly I kind it vaguely annoying when dudes are way into cards for reasons unknown . With that being said though I really want my car back . And yes I realize I am being a hypocrite since I often times advocate for public transportation but I've never been shy about admitting my hypocrisy . When (if I'm starting to think) I get it back I will be taking many nude pictures of me laying on the hood . Or some will anyway . At the very least I'll be photoshopping my head on some bodies .  And finally , I realized today that while I have zero interest in being a father - I'd like to be a grandfather - specifically the crazy kind of grandfather . I think that would be fun . Can you adopt adults looking for a grandfather figure for their ? I often complain (being the whiny SOB that I am) that "making" women come is impossible (isn't that an odd turn of phrase , it makes it sound like they're having orgasms against their will) and yes , yes , I know sex isn't all about "getting off" I just know that if I was unlikely to pop my top I would be a lot less interested in sex . But I realized today that it's not impossible , it's like flying a helicopter . People can do it , there's a lot of balls you have to keep in the air (so to speak) people can learn to do it , but it takes a special breed . Either you have to like the challenge , or really like flying around , or you have to be in love with the helicopter I feel . I'm reading a book about sex right now which is supposed to be humorous but mostly it just depresses me and pushes me further into my thought that no one would bother trying to have<b> intercourse </font></b>and we'd all be happier just staying home and masturbating . Straight people anyway , gay people do alright I think . By the by this book tried to make the point that there's tons of slang for the dick but hardly any for the clit and how this was an indication that people don't care about female pleasure . I don't dispute that no one cares about female pleasure BUT I find this to be a bad analogy . Pussy is to clit as dick is to glans . And while there's only a few slang terms for the clit there's none for the glans . Or maybe there's a couple - helmet , hood maybe , but the point is it's not a big difference . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I too am interested in the 'straight to grandparent' scenario. For a while I thought maybe I'd find myself a boyfriend who had adult kids just about ready to procreate...but it doesn't seem like it's in the cards.  
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I think there's more women wanting Santa than men wanting clowns. I look forward to the naked car pictures.  Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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