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There's a fine line between stimulating and irritating the clit
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There's a fine line between stimulating and irritating the clit Ain't that the truth ? There's nothing worse than when you're going south of the border and things seem to be chugging along fine and then all of a sudden you hear that swift pained sounding inhalation of breath and get the pullback . It's hard to recover from that - the whole thing just kind of goes off the rails . I always try to salvage though , I wish I had the balls to just give up and say "eh , let's watch some Netflix huh ?" I didn't go to boarding school , preppy girls never looked at me - why should they I aint nobody got nothing in my pocket . I am ecstatic about having my car back but it's going to take some time to get used to a vehicle with a more responsive accelerator is going to take some time . The first time I got back in it I unintentionally super revved the engine just as this gal was walking by . Her head<b> whipped </font></b>around and I was expecting to get the stinkeye but instead she gave me the look - you know the one . Who knew it was that easy - you just need to rev the engine on your mid-sized sedan and the ladies are DTF . All these years of honking and making lewd gestures wasted . One of the young people in my office was espousing the internet fable that if you put eye drops in someone's drink they're get "the shits SO bad" . This is not true . The active ingredient in most eye drops is tetrahydrozoline HC I. Ingesting this substance can lead to a variety of harmful side effects such as dramatically lowering body temperature , causing severe breathing difficulty , respiratory failure , blurred vision , nausea , vomiting , blood pressure fluctuation , tremors , seizures and coma . Enjoy prison you joksters !  Speaking of that banned topic that does happen in prison but not as much as people think a while back Betsy Bumpaddle and I were talking about the movie Ex Machina - which at the time neither of us had seen . It looked to me to be the standard dude makes a sexy robot and then humps it trope that turns up in Sci-Fi often . I said to Bets "if you're going to make a sexbot what's the point of making it sentient ? and she goes "Right , just make it non-sentient so you can BANNED TOPIC it all the time" and I asked "Can you BANNED TOPIC a non-sentient thing ?" So we had a whole conversation about that . I still don't really know what I think . I mean no woman thinks they're sexually assaulting their vibrator right ? Well maybe a few are to get off (freaks) but not legitimately thinking it . So where's the line ? And once you get genetic engineering involved things get really tricky . If you genetically engineer someone , say to love being a janitor , is that wrong ? Some people would say it is because you're taking away that person's right to choose but if they're happy does it matter ? And secondly how much of your life did you really choose ? We like to think a lot , but I honestly bet its very little . Our lives are mostly just chance . Someone might say "I choose to root for the Chiefs" (freaks) but for that to even be possible some dude thousands of years ago had to go "hey , sports should be a thing" and trillions upon trillions of things you had no control over had to happen to even allow the Chiefs to be a thing . I'm not a big costume guy , but I feel like my rule that if you have to explain your costume it's not a good costume should be widely adopted . A dude I work with told me today he planned on going as D'Lo Brown this year .  First of all dude is white , so there's issues right off the bat . But more importantly there's like 8 people in the world who would even know who D'Lo is and one of them is D'Lo . Like I get that some people want to really have "clever" and unique costumes but what's the point if no one gets it ? I know a few people who've dressed up as wrestlers for Halloween and none of them do the one thing they need to do - have a title belt . That way while no one will know WHO you are they'll get that you're supposed to be a wrestler . And that's enough . And while we're on the topic I feel Halloween needs an update . Telling jokes for candy is so over . What I would like to see now is trick or treaters doing a little dance routine when they come to the door . Doesn't have to be much , just pop and lock for 20 seconds , or crump , give me something . Heck , I don't care if they waltz - I just don't need to hear anymore lame jokes . When I was explaining this at work I said "the parents can carry the boombox to provide some music" and all my dirty millennial co-workers sez "what's a boombox ?"  You like boom and I like boom , enough small boom let's boom the boom . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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They tell jokes in Iowa for Halloween candy? Cool. Here it's just a lame "trick or treat" and then they hold out a bag for candy ...and a bag for their brother who's sick ... and one for dad... and one for granny ... and one for - you get the idea. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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So she cums and that's the end of it? C'mon, you could move on to other parts of her body that are not so sensitive after she cums that will still keep the juices flowing...or what about her returning the favor? Read RESPECT WE all NEED to do Better and Re Petition to Stop Transsexuals from Using Female Profiles
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^ typical lecturing male who doesn't know shit. I tell you what, if he tried to treat MY clit like a DJ scratching a record, he'd be sorry. I'm with SBJ, I think telling jokes for candy must be an Iowa deal. I like the idea of a trick or treat flash mob though...that would be awesome.   
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