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What the assing ass is assing on around this ass ?
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What the assing ass is assing on around this ass ? Another joke for HappyChick43 40 , she doesn't even read your blog . Shut up you ! I'll find the joke that will make her be my best friend . A man walks into a bar and he's got the steering wheel of his car stuffed down his pants and the bartender goes "Whoa buddy , what's that about ?" And so the man says "there's be a lot of car's being stolen around here lately , I'm protecting my wheels" . And the bartender goes "Wow , that must be annoying" and the mad nods "yeah , it's driving me nuts ." A dude at work who I don't hate was talking about his new lady and all the office women where grilling him and one of them asks him "What does she do ?" and he says he says "She's just a waitress" and I jumped and was all like "Oh snap ! Mega-burn , the wedding is off !" Because I feel like saying "just a waitress' implies that you think waitressing is a shit job for losers . Just is a word people overuse and it really annoys me . Not only is it unnecessary 90% of the time , not only does it often make things sound worse than you meant them but it's also a stinkin' homonym ! Just saying . In the Gorillaz classic Rock the House one mister Del the Funky Homosapien extols the listener to shake their "ass crack" . Which is a weird thing to say . So over the past few weeks evert time I would have said the word ass I said ass crack instead . Such as ; "You better move your ass crack if you want to make that flight ." "Man , Eldra is going to kick your ass crack when she sees this mess ." "That Jessica Drake is one fine piece of ass crack ." Also one time just for fun I said "What the assing ass is assing on around this ass ?" But that was not related to this experiment . As I hypothesized saying ass crack instead of ass makes everything you say sound 1000% more awkward and<b> creepy </font></b>- try it out and tell me I'm wrong . And I think the reason is that ass is a world that has mostly loss all meaning , when you heard the word ass you don't actually envision a human buttocks . But when you say ass crack that summons up a mental picture . I thought I had a bunch of stuff to blog about , but I guess I don't . Oh , I was going to say some stuff about the War of 1812 , but eh , who cares right ? To ass with that assing ass .  Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Hey! Don't be dissin' the War of 1812. It was a big deal in these here parts. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Speaking of making people your best friend, how's your campaign going on getting an AyFF friend in every state?  
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