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I guess the secret is out
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I guess the secret is out If you haven't already sold your Victoria's Secret stock you're too late - they're going down faster than Donna Graziano on prom night . I didn't even know that Victoria's Secret made outerwear and now that's one of the many product lines they're discontinuing . No more swimsuits either . Apparently they've been losing market share big time to American Eagle and Urban Outfitter and their "bralets" which are cheap as balls . Which to me isn't even about market share , it's about turning away from "premium" lingerie which is a different market no ? And , brace yourself , they're considering putting the kibosh on the Victoria's Secret Fashion show !  That's real bad news for the 5 dudes in the world that don't have access to porn . They're also going to scaling WAY back on their promotions which seems like a bad idea to me because I've rarely known anything who shopped at VS unless their was a promotion going on . People really love those tote bags I guess . In potentially related news breast augmentation surgery is also in a deep swoon , the reduction in cosmetic surgery overall is down dramatically . I guess that means all those campaigns to get women to love their bodies are working . But at what cost ? I'm pretty sure plastic surgery and premium lingerie accounts for 50% of the US economy , if women are going to be okay not looking like Barbie Dolls how are we as a nation going to make a buck ? We could go back to putting pressure on women to conform to a certain standard , or we could take things out a while new door . Hear me out on this . What if we turn the media's power to make people hate themselves on men ?  If you don't look like this you're a piece of human garbage and you should kill yourself - you get the idea . THEN we make steroids and HGH and whatever people like to get on these days legal and we sell that . Plus you know various cosmetic procedures for men . I know it's unconventional but what's say we give it a try ? Speaking of support this lady at work and making a big deal about how she supports the local police department and normally I try not to be a jerk (really , I do) but she was making such a spectacle of herself I had to ask "In what way do you support them ? (after a long pause where she said nothing) Are you an auxiliary officer ? Do you donate to the policemen's endowment fund ? What actions do you take that helps the police department in any way ? What do you actually do to support them ?" And then of course I felt like the asshole . Speaking of , you know what I find odd ? When you disagree with someone and they get all pissed off and they say "Well I'm going to check !' and then they find out that you were right , and they admit that you were right , but they don't stop being pissed that you disagreed with them . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Oh, don't you worry 40, with our new Grand High Poobah in office it's going to be mandated for women to stop eating, wear underwire bras, and get their boobs enhanced. VS bras are overpriced and not that great. As a fatty I prefer the Hips and Curves site.   
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