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30 dollars for a belt ! This is bullshit !
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30 dollars for a belt ! This is bullshit ! Do you think I will ever buy clothes or clothing accessories and not be outraged by the price ? Me neither . FriendFinder-x does not conduct criminal background checks on it's members . I just noticed it says that when you login . Does that need saying ? Are their sites that do ? Even real dating sites don't do that do they ? I've never been background checked on a dating site I'm pretty confident . Is there money to be made with a website that does ? Notcriminalsmeetdotcom ? Would pay for the chance to meet people that passed a criminal background check ? Someone accused me of "buttering them up" the other day and I got to wondering where that expression originates . Like most of them it's pretty horrifying . It comes from the fact that butter used to be the lubricant of choice for slipping it in the backdoor . So when you say "I need to butter this guy up a little first" what you're saying is you're end goal is to fuck them in the ass . When I was a younger fella sometimes my friends would trick me and say we were going to game and instead they'd take me to a party . I caught on after a couple times and when they're say "Hey 40 , lets go play some Magic" I'd be all like "Fuck you guys , I'm going home" which is a real bummer because most of the time they probably weren't trying to trick me . Anyway , most of these parties were horrible trials that I hated with a passion but one time I talked with this gal most of the night and it was nice enough . At one point she says to me "you're a real feminist aren't you ?" and I asked her what she meant but that because I feel like feminism is one of those concept that no one can really define . She said some stuff that seemed to have nothing to with feminism and eventually I think just to stop me from questioning her about it she started a kissin' on me . So we were making out hard for a quite a while , which was slightly awkward because there was a dude sitting there . Just to fully paint the picture she was drunk as balls because you know , that's what young people do . The next day I ran into her 100% coincidentally and after some small talk she says to me she says "Why didn't you try to have sex with me last night ?" and I said it was because she was gay . She nodded but she kept looking at me like that wasn't a good enough explanation and I elaborated that "that means you don't have sex with dudes right ?" And she rolled her eyes and said "40 you are so weird ." I get accused of being weird a lot and I resent it not because I'm not weird , because I am , but because the accusations always come in situations like that were I was not being weird at all and in fact the other person is being weird . A man not trying to have sex with a lesbian - that is 100% not weird . A lesbian wanting to know why a dude didn't try to bang her - THAT is weird . I get no respect I tell you . If you want weird go back a few years earlier . I was too old to really catch the Power Rangers wave but I was young enough and nerd enough that I watched it a little bit when it first came around (if you forward through the dialog it was okay) and I was very sexually attracted to Rita Repulsa .  Now that is weird . And that episodes where the rangers spooged their ranger magic on her and made her "normal" that REALLY got me going .  You wear those khaki pants you filthy slut ! Every now and then I mention that I've never seen the Lion King (that movie/musical comes up a lot more than you'd think) and people flip out . But I got the gist of it even though I haven't seen it . There's three lions , Kimba , Scar and Mustafar who I assume are brothers . And they banish the hyenas to the land of wind and ghosts because lions and hyenas hate each other . But the hyenas counter-attack and kill Mustafar , who was the king . So Kimba and Scar fight about who gets to be king and this gives the hyenas the chance to take over and they banish THEM to the land of wind and ghosts . So Scar and Kimba go on a wacky adventure to visit some kind of wise woman who's probably a monkey , and along the way they realize that the true power was friendship all along . So they go back and defeat the hyenas with the power of teamwork and then Kimba is the king and gets all the bitches because that's how lions work . And also Bambi is there , and Tarzan . And there's<b> singing </font></b>all throughout ? Am I close ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Just think though, you could whip that belt off in a sexy, threatening way a la The Accountant. Makes it totally worth $30. What is also weird is why would a lesbian be kissing on you?    
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I can't say as I know exactly for sure as it seems when ever the kids were watching it and I sat down with them I dozed off...  Vive La Difference
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