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Remember that time the chick from that 70's show went down on Luke Skywalker's mom ?
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Remember that time the chick from that 70's show went down on Luke Skywalker's mom ? I do . Not the hot<b> redhead </font></b>who never went on to do anything but the other one who's ubiquitous and who is also hot but also kind of looks like the chick from the ring .  I remember when I saw Natalie Portman fully nude in a movie and she looked like a boy and I was a like "now does being attracted to her make me gay ?" Beauty Tip : While applying mascara , make sure to sneeze mid stroke to create the illusion of dozens of tiny spiders attacking your face . The other day a joke Jon Glaser said that nothing was more feminist than the bikini . Which was funny because Jon Glaser is hilarious but also reminded me of the time(s) I've wondered what the heck feminism even is . Because I bet there are people who think that a woman wearing a bikini is empowering and blah , blah , blah women should flaunt their bodies if they want to yak , yak , yak just as much as other people think that the bikini is a tool of patriarchal oppression and the reduction of women to idols . I think feminism might be one of those words that means nothing , like honor , or justice , or bathroom for employees only . Example , I might say "I'm a feminist , I love women , that's why I pay them 40 dollars to have sex with me ." And that's as valid as anything right ?  I'm a hard pill to swallow , I get that . But that doesn't prevent me from being super picky you know ? It makes no sense but where in the Bill of Rights does it say that your decisions have to make sense and that you shouldn't swear ? Fucking nowhere , that's where . The point is I know that I'm a monster and I should grab onto any woman that can tolerate me but nevertheless this ; I was on a date the other night and things were going okay , I really wanted to like her , but she invoked THREE dating tropes that I despise and I have a strict 3 strikes and you're out policy (and by out I mean we can totally bang if you want but I'll blog about how annoying you are behind your back and/or in front of your face if you read my blog , which you don't , because why would you ? ) Trope #1 "I'm a fiscal conservative and a social liberal ." So you want there to be social programs but for said programs to have no funding ? This one drives me batty because it seems like the kind of half-baked bullshit people think will make everyone happy . You can't have it both ways . Either you pay 80% taxes and people get services or you pay nothing and poor people are ground up for the minerals in their bones . Those are your choices . There is no middle ground . I want to have my cake and eat it too but it don't work like that . Also I feel like 37% of people that say this have no clue what it means and just like the sound of it . Trope #2 "Keep calm and (blank)" I already blogged about this one in great detail . And I know what you're thinking "40 , didn't YOU once post a "keep calm and enjoy pegging" meme ? HMM ?" Yes , I did , but I did it because I hate it . It's one of my odd behaviors that stems from my self-loathing . I feel like if I do something I hate , like say "that's what SHE said" that will make other people stop doing it because I am so awful . But it doesn't work because really I'm just a dude . Trope # 3 "I have a very eclectic taste in (blank)" Everyone thinks what they like is eclectic because that means they're a unique and beautiful butterfly unlike any other in the world and it's a joy to figure out your wacky ways ! First of all liking popular music only and popular "alternative" music only that is played on the same radio station does not make your taste in music eclectic . And second of all fuck you . So that was that . Also I caught her trying to steal my good china . And just to reiterate I know I'm no great catch , I am not trying to imply that I am better than ANYONE , I am simply a miserable person trying to catalog all the 97,545,390 things that I hate . Because that's what blogging is all about . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Did said date actually SAY "Keep calm and (blank)"? Because if so, that is dang weird. Keep Calm and ______ is a MEME, for the internet or at most a T-shirt, not a phrase that you go around saying. But I feel like I'm probably guilty of the "I have eclectic taste" remark. I could show you my music collection to try to prove it, but I guess basically it means you can't like me anymore. Sorry about that.   
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If I ever come and visit you, will you put out the good china? Wait! Keep calm and don't worry. I promise not to steal it! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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97,545,390... which number are we up too... ? Vive La Difference
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12/7/2016 9:28 pm |
mmmmmmm, that was a waste of a dollar. face piles of trials with smiles.. MOODY BLUES please feel free to visit my blog happy blogging
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