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Never underestimate the pelvic flexibility of a gay man  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
12/19/2016 6:31 pm

Last Read:
12/21/2016 4:33 pm

Never underestimate the pelvic flexibility of a gay man

I had a date the other night - with a woman ! She's a doctor so I was all like "cha-ching ! Time to cash in and live a life of luxury 40 , don't blow this !" I got up early the day of the date so we could chat before I went to work and she says to me she says "Oh just so you know , I have two ."

CHA-FUCK !!!

So much for that plan . I did have an amusing image pop into my mind though of her boy earnestly and sweetly saying that he'd like to call me dad and me going "Nah , I'd rather you didn't ." Classic 40 .

It's a bummer but this picture will make me feel better



Did it do anything for you ?

We've got another herd of new people at work and one gal asked me why they call me 40 and I says to her I says "Because I drink 40s all the time" which is not true . They call me 40 because of that time I did 40 shots of Jager and tried to ride Ribcage's mom because I thought she was a mechanical bull . And later she rode me good !

Also lies , I wasn't the one all the moms wanted to bang - that was Hairylegs Steve . Ironically his mom was crazy bangable .

Also 40 shots would kill you dead . OR make you more awesome . Only one way to find out ! Whooo !

The same gal mentioned to me that her family is from Texas and I asked her of she got the good BBQ when she went home and she goes "No , Spanish people don't eat BBQ" which is not a stereotype with which I am familiar . I hope it's not true though because BBQ is the best . Although there doesn't seem to be a lot of pork in Spanish cuisine . "40 , BBQ is more than just ribs" sure , but the ribs is what it's about you know ?

Also did she say Spanish because her family is actually from Spain or does that just mean ethnically ?

And as long as I'm being racist remember the story about the virgin that I thought was awesome and no one else cared about ? She had pretty dark skin , like she wouldn't be cast in a main role in any of those racist Spanish language soap operas , but she also had several darker patches on her shoulders . And I wanted to ask what that was about but I didn't because racist maybe and also I assume the answer is "those parts are darker" . But what I mean is boring white people seem to be pretty much the same color all over , barring tanning and sun burning and things like that - but people of color sometimes have patches of darker skin . Is that a thing or am I crazy ? It seems like it might make sense because whities have no skin pigmentation right ? So you can't have darker patches if you have nothing with which to darken ?

I don't watch Jimmy Kimmel but I check out the clips if a bit they did back in the day where people would come out all covered up and dance and the guest would try to guess if they were white or black . I was pretty good at that . But I found out that like everything on American TV this was a rip off of a British talk show only they had people guess if they dancers were men or women . I'm way worse at that . I never think women are men but the men trick me sometimes . I think "man , a dude can't move his hips like that" but then WHAM ! It's a dude . I'm pretty sure a gay dude , which is prejudice on several different levels .

Anti-woman ? Check

Anti-people of color ? Check

Anti-gay ? Check

I'm ready for Trump America in just one blog !


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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
12/19/2016 10:13 pm

Yep it did.

Vive La Difference


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
12/20/2016 12:24 pm

gay men are incredibly flexible unless they're not.

now ballet dancers....that's a subpop you should check out

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


40Deuce replies on 12/21/2016 4:34 pm:
I predict that the inflexible gays will be the key demographic in the next election cycle

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
12/20/2016 5:35 pm

When I hear BBQ the first thing I think of is ribs!

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 12/21/2016 4:34 pm:
Damn right , America !

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