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Go on a VR adventure while I bumfuck you
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Go on a VR adventure while I bumfuck you Today is the Great Muta's birthday bitches ! It's time to party ! Eat all your marijuana cookies to celebrate .  I could tell you a lot of things about the Great Muta . I could tell you what a fantastic wrestler he is . I could tell you about the moves he's innovated . I could tell you that he has red light fever - but in the GOOD way . I could tell you that he was the first Japanese wrestler to develop a strong international fanbase . I could tell you many things . But the one thing you need to know about the Great Muta once accidentally sprayed "poison mist" on a woman's fully clothed vagina which resulted in her becoming pregnant and laying an egg that hatched a 40 year old sumo wrestler . Because wrestling is magic . Are you tired of FriendFinder-x ? Maybe you should try [website name blocked]. I just found out about this today . [website that shall not be named] is a website where you can pay money to text your favorite/cheapest porn star for X amount of money and they'll text you back . You will NEVER meet them in real life , this is made clear , but they (or more likely their assistant) will text you back . One dude who tried it got to text a popular porn star TWICE for only 100 dollars - what a deal ! There's a whole bunch of articles about what this means RE technology and isolation and so forth but to me this seems to operate on the same principal as so called "freemium" games (if they can so be called) most people (let's be honest , dudes) throw a couple bucks at it , laugh and move on , but there's big money to be made in obsessive weirdoes . It's good to know we've finally figured out how to monetize<b> creepy </font></b>stalkers . Speaking of a dude wanted to fight me at work today because I said a woman was good looking who turned out to be his cousin's wife . But if you ask me HE's the one who made it weird . When a bro tells me a chick is hot I have the decency not to be related to their husband . It's just common courtesy . Someone told me that my best trait in my job is that I don't allow myself to be blown off "you can't be blown" they said "tell me about it" I replied bitterly . Their face turned so red I thought it was going to implode . 40Deuce - I refuse to be blown Someone was eating a muffin top today and I remarked that I myself enjoy a good muffin stump . Which got me to thinking , since muffin top is a slang term muffin stump should be too . I just can't think what it would mean .  I keep seeing commercials for virtual reality headsets so I guess they’re trotting out that tired idea again . I remember back in the 90’s when they tried to make VR a big thing and basically all we got was headache and vomit-inducing video games . I presume this go-around things might be a little better but unless we’re talking like Matrix- style stuff where it’s truly an immersive “reality” I’m don’t see the point . Or at least I didn’t until I thought about this . We all know that men think about sex every second of every day all day their entire lives and will do anything and everything to get it always all the time SEX SEX SEX SEX . Everyone says men so . And we all know that women hate sex the most and think it’s icky and gross and only do it because they want to get married and have 77 babies . Everyone says so . So clearly the practical use of VR is that the lady can be in VR doing stuff ladies like – shopping , not having sex , complaining about men wanting sex , thinking about shopping , arranging pillows , not having sex – while the man goes to down on her lower parts . I mean women will have to train themselves not to pay attention to the sensation of a penis sliding in and out of their nethers but if the VR experience is truly captivating that shouldn’t be too hard . Just put on a VR helmet and transport yourself to another world while your man does his filthy business . Everyone’s happy . I like Star Wars . Quite a bit . I like Star Trek to a lesser (and lessor) degree . I'm not one of those nerds who likes one and hates the other . The most iconic Star Wars alien is clearly the wookie . And the most iconic Star Trek alien is clearly the Klingon . And they have something in common . They both suck .  I find the appeal of both of them puzzling . Wookies are furry I guess and people tend to like that but the ewoks are also furry and everyone hates them with a passion normally reserved for woman who assert themselves in a meeting . I suppose they kind of look like dogmen a little but not really . I guess they walk around naked which you have to respect . I really don't get it , they're just big tree climbing losers . And crossbows ? In space adventure time ? Come on . Chewbacca is the main wookie in the world and really what is he other than scenery ? What has he ever done ? Klingons are even worse though . What a bunch of douchebags . And not even entertaining douchebags . They're all talk . Remember that time those two Klingon women were going to bang Riker and then nothing happened ? That's Klingons in a nutshell . And society were everyone is a warrior ? That doesn't work . But 40 , what about the Spartans ? They were a warrior society . A. Only for a small part of their history B. They had tons of slaves to do non-warrior shit for them C. Didn't exactly work out so great for them D. Fuck them anyway , they were real assholes They don't even make good antagonists because they're all morons . And all this "honor , honor , honor" bullcrap , what's that about ? Have a defined ethos already you jerks . Warf is the main Klingon in the world and man what a joke . I feel like he wasn't supposed to be comedy relief but he sucked so bad they tried to take it that way but it didn't work because his antics weren't funny they were just sad . The good thing about Warf is that having him around to get his ass kicked all the time made Data seem that much cooler . Fun fact Chewbacca and Warf have something in common - their sons are both pussies . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Chewbacca has a son? Clearly I'm way more ignorant about Star Wars than I realized. *hangs head in shame*  
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if we become penpals I can send you all my stumps. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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No marijuana cookies here --- but I did just make whiskey cookies. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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