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Life it's literally all we've got - but is it any good ?
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Life it's literally all we've got - but is it any good ? I'm starting to feel like the third (and sadly final) season of Review is never going to air . Match scammed me into paying for their site again so I've been giving it a token effort and lo and behold a woman sent ME a message . Her opening line was "I am a lawyer" which doesn't bode well since I assume that means that her identity is wrapped up in her job but lawyers are rich right and I'm looking for a , I don't want to say sugar momma because the whole momma thing has gross connotations but I'm not sure what a good synonym would be . So I check our her profile and the entire this is just about her faith and Jesus this and Jesus that and so on and so forth . Not the girl for me clearly but I had to message her because of the pictures . She had more than 100 profile pictures which is super weird on Match not the least because you have to pay extra to be able to upload that many pictures . But that's not the half of it , I'd say 80% of these pictures were of her laying in a coffin . I REALLY want to post one of them here but that seems too slimy even for me . Point is it was<b> creepy </font></b>as fuck . So I message her and ask what the deal is with the coffins - which is probably what she gets all the time because of course she does . So she writes back and I guess its supposed to be some kind of convoluted feminist statement . She said that men want women who are like Barbie dolls and Barbie dolls don't move , and the only women who don't move are dead so she was giving men what they wanted . Which is an awesomely insane explanation . That's going to keep me amused for quite a while . I guess I have to admire her for sticking with it because clearly any man who contacts her legitimately is going to assume that she's got a coffin fetish and is contacting her because he has same . But the question you have to ask is why does she have access to so many coffins ? I suppose funeral homes need lawyers sometimes - maybe it's a quid pro quo . Remember that episode of Homicide where Bayliss hooked up with the chick who liked banging in coffins ? Of course you don't because I am the only person in the world who watched that show . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Or maybe she spends all her lawyer money on coffins to fulfill a fantasy. Or maybe she just lies like hell or around her place in coffins. She might actually work as an undertaker! She might have sued or been hired by an undertaker and had to settle for taking all their coffins as payment. She just might be crazy as a coffin bug!!!  Vive La Difference
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Ah, online dating... always a good source of bizarre stories if nothing else. I think you should meet this lady. She does sound kind of crazy but she's got plenty of imagination.   
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