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Shave your balls bro  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
1/1/2017 8:47 am

Last Read:
1/2/2017 12:42 pm

Shave your balls bro


Have you ever gotten a lot of compliments on something you did that's really not very challenging and after the first few you start to wonder if people are subtly mocking you ?

If I'm going to have sexual intercourse with a lady (which statically speaking I'm probably not) I would prefer that she trim her bush if not shave completely but I'm not a fanatic about it . I've never been with a woman who had a super hairy vag anyway .

But I realized the yesterday (watching Shameless - they hang a lot of dong in that show) that if/when I become gay I would have to insist that my many man-whores shave their junk . Pubic hair on a dude is just gross . On a woman it's kind of okay , but on a man it just looks ugly .

Just figured you all needed to know that .

Sidenote I got some spam the other day about a website where I can meet Polish women . I have nothing against women of any nationality but unless maybe if you're Polish is there any reason you'd super want to meet Polish women specifically ?

Speaking of sensitive cultural issues when I was at my office's Diwali party (sidenote it's odd that we have a Diwali party for diversity but it's super not okay to have Christmas party) talking to some of my Indian friends most of whom are in arranged marriages and I asked if they were going to try to arrange marriages for their and they kind of waffled . I guess that would be kind of hard unless your were into right - I'm mean here in the land of the free and the home of Whopper what are you going to do if you arrange a marriage for your and they're like "nah" and go back to hanging with dirty white boyfriend at Chipotle ? Nothing , that's what .

Also I found out the one lady isn't Indian at all , she's Nepalese . Show's what I know . But thinking back she always speaks English whereas the rest of the crew speak to each other in Hindi oft times .

The humble beetle is rich in trenchant metaphor for our hopeless existence : there's the Deathwatch Beetle , that ticks away our futile seconds upon this earth . Then there's the Dung Beetle , clinging desperately to its ball of filth , blind to its true nature . And , of course , there's those freaky beetles with the rhinoceros horns , that remind us that sometimes nature is pretty awesome .

There are approximately 400,000 species of beetle . Probably a third of those are just species we've already counted moving fast and wearing disguises , though .

Like all insects and some circus performers , beetles have six legs .

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wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
1/1/2017 10:18 am

I quite like public hair. this whole shave it off thing seems like folks are into prepubescent children not adults. yanno?

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


40Deuce replies on 1/1/2017 10:40 am:
Disagree , but thanks for reading !

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
1/1/2017 10:30 am

I don't object to pubic hair on men, although some trimming is nice if he's one of those guys who grows like the Amazon rain forest.

And actually, shaving the balls is nice. Hairy balls in the mouth aren't a pleasant thing.


40Deuce replies on 1/1/2017 10:40 am:
Precisely

tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
1/2/2017 2:17 am

400,000 is an awful lot of names to come up with and that's just the different species. Imagine the beetle phone book?

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40Deuce replies on 1/2/2017 12:43 pm:
Imagining . . . . done .

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