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A vârcolac is a wolf-like monster in Romanian folklore
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A vârcolac is a wolf-like monster in Romanian folklore As you all know I am not a proponent of resolutions in general and New Year's in specific but I like to be part of the crowd so here are my resolutions . - more social media - less exercise - eat less fruit and vegetables - hold more grudges - sell out to big tobacco I had a chorizo breakfast taco yesterday which turned out not be the greatest idea . I was up a goodly portion of the night alternately trying not to throw up and wishing I would throw up and get it over with so I turned on the TV because why wouldn't I ? TV raised me , it's what I turn to in times of pain . And I saw a commercial for IcyHot patches with lidocaine . LIDOCAINE ! Are you frickin' kidding me ? Opioid addiction is the big thing people like to freak out about now and we've got IcyHot patches with lidocaine in them ? What's next ? Band-Aids with epinephrine ? Lattes with oxycodone ?  Shaquille O'Neal should ashamed of himself and not just because he's a mason . Remember that episode of Total Divas where Natty got IcyHot on her asshole and it burned like the fires of hell ? Of course you don't because what kind of degenerate would watch a reality show about lady wrestlers ? They're the worst ! Anyway she called one of the Bella's in to help her (small boobs I think) but what did she want her to do ? When you get IcyHot on your bumhole I don't think there's much that can be done other than to wait it out ya know ? Please try this and let me know if you find any remedies . Just don't blame when your asshole becomes addicted to lidocaine . Remember that time I was dating the lady with the messed up vag and she insisted we try to have<b> intercourse </font></b>one time and she was super upset when it didn't work and I tried to tell her that I didn't think sex was that important to a relationship and she demanded that it was and I says to her I say "Okay , we'll just do anal then" ? I do . She didn't think that was funny . AT ALL . I was talking to a dude the other day and he said that he didn't care about sex that he'd love his wife no matter what and would always stay with her and I asked him what if she got gender reassignment to be a dude and he backpedaled faster than . you know , whatever . Speaking of (not really) if the pope flew down and said he could use his pope magic to either give a dude a huge cock that functioned no better than his current cock or a very small cock that was guaranteed to give the women (or men) the pleasure every time - how many dudes do you think would go for form over function ? I feel like I may have asked that before , but if I did no one answered . We've been running with two kinds of porn for a long time - softcore and hardcore , and it's worked fine , but I think we need a third kind of porn . I name this third porn ronin - where it's softcore for the first 40 minutes and then turns to hardcore . What do you think ? The casting couch porn trope is a well worn one (as they all are) but what I think would be funny is to be a porn man (or lady , but probably man let's face it) casting for a porn movie but the gag is that he's really trying to find an actress that can perform the role the way he's envisioned . "Yes Mercedes you can deep throat a cock like nobody's business but you just don't have the energy I feel like Clitoris Cummore would embody ." I was wondering this the other day as I watched bits of Clerks XXX because the gal in the Jay role wasn't doing it for me you know - she wasn't Jayish enough . Which led me to wonder , do they really do any sort of casting in porn movies or so they just round up a bunch of chicks with fake tits and daddy issues and they pick names out of a hat for what character they're going to be ? And is that also how we're assigned our roles in life prior to being born ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I could tell you more about Shaq, but then I'd have to kill you... Embrace the suck
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I wonder what would happen if someone rubbed IcyHot all over Trump.  Vive La Difference
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What's in Lidocaine anyway that makes it a red alert?  
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"40Deuce replies on 1/4/2017 7:44 pm: Not it" Me either, I wonder if they make a spray on version of that stuff then we just need a cattle chute of maybe a dipping pool. Vive La Difference
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i'd rub icy hot all over Trump if I could use gloves and he was bindfolded. I don't want to have to talk to him though. just a quick torture and i'm out. and since I sort of buy into reincarnation. I think you get what you earned in your last life....so you sort of have to suck it up. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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