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I'm considering writing my blog in ROT-13  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
1/30/2017 5:49 pm

Last Read:
2/11/2017 9:57 am

I'm considering writing my blog in ROT-13


But I won't because it's already pretty indecipherable .

Or fher gb qevax lbhe Binygvar !

You know what's fun ? Going on twitter and looking at all the former WWE "Divas" and seeing what they look like without their implants . Some of them look pretty good without comically enhanced tits . They all seem to be<b> yoga </font></b>instructors - I suppose that's a business that has a pretty low barrier for entry (like you sister ! ) but it does make me wonder , can you get<b> yoga </font></b> just be being a hot chick ?

The extra benefit of this is you tend to forget the sheer volume of women "wrestlers" that WWE cycles through , they show up for a few years and then they're gone either to date George Clooney or to become a porn star . I guess it's human nature , once you've seen 20-30 bottle blondes with big fake boobs who don't know a hammerlock from a padlock you've seen them all .

oybaqrf ybir nany !

Remember that time I said that dancing is an expression of human sexuality , sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression ? I think I was right about that . And I am 100% NO ONE has ever said that before .

Dark have been my dreams of late .

I had a dream wherein a school bus ran me over and ripped my arm off .

I had a dream wherein I went to the hospital because I was having chest pains and the first person I saw said "What's wrong" and then I tried to tell them they pushed me down and starting kicking and punching me and then a bunch of other doctors and nurses and joined in wailing on me .

I had a dream wherein I had a brain tumor and I had to choose between a treatment where I was guaranteed to live but would lose all my memories or one where I only had a 10% chance of survival .

I had a dream wherein a monkey but off the tip of my finger and I went to the hospital but they ignored me so I went home and the wound got infected and the infection got into the joint and they had to amputate my arm .

If I were the sort who believed in dream nonsense I would say this is because I have anxiety about friends and family having medical issues and the fact that my elbow is hurting badly for no apparent reason . But I am not .

qernzf zrna abguvat !

I mentioned how I cancelled match the other day and they have been burying with me e-mails ever since - I'm not sure there's even that many women in the world let alone that many who would be interested in a guy like me . How about a little subtlety match people ?

erzrzore gung gvzr Nyvfba Wnaarl sbeprq zr gb yvpx ure nffubyr ng thacbvag ?

And finally I know that it's hard but you have to try . If you need advice , let me simplify . If he don't love you anymore , just walk your fine ass out the door

V jvyy zbhgu shpx lbh nyy avtug ybat !

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
1/30/2017 6:37 pm

Dreams supposedly are never about what they literally seem to be about, so you're probably right that there is no relationship to real life medical worries.

To me it sounds more like the medical version of some of your work stories...


40Deuce replies on 2/1/2017 3:56 pm:
It's probably just my persecution complex showing in dreamform

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
1/30/2017 7:23 pm

I am 100% sure you are right about dancing and 100% sure that you are 100% wrong about NO ONE having said it before.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 2/1/2017 3:57 pm:
Please sublimate that second part

KatjaRose 52F
801 posts
1/30/2017 9:42 pm

Be sure to drink your ovaltine
blondes love anal
dreams mean nothing
remember that Alison Janney... and there I got super lazy,

I have a hobby that I have not done in a long time. If I had, I'd be reading those without using a key. lol

Legally, it's questionable. Morally, disgusting. Personally... I like it.

Your body may be a temple, but mine is a playground.

Think weird things happen to you? I beg to differ: If a bear shits in the zoo

A small something to add

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40Deuce replies on 2/1/2017 3:58 pm:
That's good because instigating laziness is the mandate of 40Deuce the blogger - which is an interesting contrast to 40deuce the rapper who's all about a call to action

wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
1/31/2017 8:50 am

this would be a good time to work on your insomnia.

dreams are weird for a lot of people lately. we're in the eye of a hurricane.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


40Deuce replies on 2/1/2017 3:58 pm:
The eye of the hurricane is in the eye of the beholder they say

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