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When I get on, I like to ride and glide Portrait of a man at work , the only work he's ever done , the only work he knows . His name is Henry Francis Valentine , but he calls himself "Rocky" because that's the way his life has been – rocky and perilous and uphill at a dead run all the way . He's tired now , tired of running or wanting , of waiting for the breaks that come to others but never to him , never to Rocky Valentine . A scared , angry little man . He thinks it's all over now but he's wrong . For Rocky Valentine , it's just the beginning . I tell you I like the sound of the name Henry Francis Valentine . And not just because people could call you Hank Frank . Why do so many women like biting ? Are they cannibals ? I hate being bitten . But hey you know me I don't like anything . It's been said .  Why are so many women into rope bondage I often wondered . An explanation was offered up to me recently , beyond the usual "loss of control" thing which I will never understand (maybe it would be different if I felt like I had any control over my life) which was that when you're all roped up you don't have to do anything other than lay there . You can't as a matter of fact . I guess there's lazy kinksters too . I drank lemonade with pear juice today . It was THE BEST . One time I complained about how people never talk about sex so if you have awkward sex it usually doesn't get much better . Then a lady asked me about a finger up the ass during oral and I completely froze and said nothing , and the she asked me again and I still didn't really say anything . I hate being reminded that I'm a hypocrite . Silver lining she fingered my asshole anyway . The FBI told you not to use drugs . Did they ever warn you about gambling ? No ? Good . Since I am in the midst of a (probably fruitless) housing search I was comparing my finances with Jimmy the Virgin because I couldn't understand how he was able to pay so much more for his mortgage than I was when I make more money than him (slightly) . In crunching the numbers I realized that dating is basically like having a second mortgage . Even in a dirtwater burg like Des Moines every time you go out you're dropping 50 bucks minimum , going out 3-4 times a week in a month that's more than my mortgage payment . That's kind of messed up . I've jokingly said that I can't afford to date before but it might be true . Speaking of housing it's amusing how many houses are completely perfect except for one massive flaw . What kind of monster doesn't have central air in Iowa ? Why would you put a half bath on the master bedroom ? A<b> downstairs </font></b>kitchen ? Four single car garages ? First you get the chemtrails , then you get the Twitter followers , then you get the power . I'm currently being ostracized because I have never seen Goodfellas or the Godfather . It's kind of nice . The other night I met Big Boob's husband and he's a uggo ! Like a bad one , he's uglier than me even . I knew he was a jerk so to get Big Boobs for a wife I assumed he had to be handsome as fuck . Now I see why she never spends any time with the dude . But how did they get married in the first place ? Are beards still a thing ? Doesn't seem like they would be ? Is it called a beard when a lesbian does it ? Also where does that expression come from ? Is it some kind of association with beardiness as manliness and gayness and femininity ? These will be my only comments on the matter . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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So many random topics, I didn't know which to comment on. So I closed my eyes and picked blindly. My finger landed on a blank space. Therefore, I have no comment. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Maybe you need to start going on some cheap-ass dates. Like going for a bike ride (yeah yeah I know you don't have a bike), having her over and you cook dinner (for that matter why isn't she offering to cook dinner for you?), visiting the library and silently reading books together. That last one is a joke but actually I think I would kind of like that, probably not as a first date but once things had been going for a while. And then there's the classic "netflix and chill".   
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That whole first paragraph sound just like the beginning of a Twilight Zone episode! . I can hear Rod Serling saying it even...  "when you're all roped up you don't have to do anything other than lay there" Hell, my ex didn't even have to be tied for that...  $50 a date!  You should be able to get a Happy Meal for two and a McBlowjob for under $15. 
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so, did you like stay up for three days or something because this was a very hard trail to follow. usually I can latch onto a thread, but I was lost man. so in answer to one of you many questions.......yes. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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oh and women bit because we're trying to get you to rev up You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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