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I like thin crust pizza and thick ass women
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I like thin crust pizza and thick ass women Did you know that sometimes people don't have sex ? No , it's true ! Even people like me who by all rights should never even have the chance to have sex let alone refuse it . But it happens . One time I met up with a gal from FriendFinder-x (Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now) and we got right down to business . We're on her bed in her apartment fooling around and I realize I'm touching bare human skin but she hasn't taken any clothes off yet . That's when I realize there's a naked dude passed out (or maybe just a really heavy sleeper) on said bed . I say to her I say "Is this dude just going to hang out while we bang or what ?" And she gets pissed and wakes the dude and up there's some back and forth there . Then she says he can stick around and we can double up on her but he wasn't having it . He seemed annoyed that I was there . So he leaves and then she says she needs to go into the bathroom for 10 minutes and when she comes out we can have sex . So into the bathroom she goes and before the door swings shut I see her picking up a syringe . At the time I thought she was shooting dope but looking back on it now I suppose it's possible she was diabetic . But probably dope . Anyway , I bailed . It's really hard to find a pic of a black dude and a white dude double up on a lady which is sad - I thought we were living in a post racial world . Another time when people were back in town for my 10 year HS reunion word reached me that Daisy Sellemy wanted to bang me and she was staying at such and such hotel . So I give her a jingle and my first legit booty call is on like Donkey Kong . So I get to the hotel and as I'm about to knock on the door it opens and Philip Rivers (not that one) comes out ! Daisy is wear a robe and her hair is all tousle and he's getting his clothes arranged , they clearly just got done fucking . And then she's all like "come on in" . It was too much for me . I had only slept with two women at that point , I couldn't handle that kind of action . Also what was her deal ? Was she sleeping with the entire class ? Dang , Philip Rivers (that one) has 8 , I mean I know he's Catholic but that's a bit much . I was going to make a joke about his wife's pussy but you know what , she seems like I nice lady so I'm no going to do it . 40deuce , taking the high road . If I've learned anything from Television (my true love) it's that if you try to keep your options open with two women you'll end up losing both of them - there will probably be a drink comedicly tossed in your face . But the good news is that Television has also taught me that nothing is really ever gained or lost you just go onto the next episode like nothing happen and those people are never mentioned again . What happened to Donna's sister ? What happen to her ?! Did you know that the Oompa-Loompas used to be humans ? You see what happens is when people are given a tour of the factory or wander in or what have you the various unsafe contraptions usually disable a couple of them and then they're restrained and slowly transformed into Oompa-Loompas by shoveling immense amounts of special candy into them . There is no Loompaland , it's all a scam . And once you're an orange skinned monster with strange hair you really have no choice other than to work as slave labor in a factory . Or become president . Boom ! Munchkins are a natural race though . Not sure about Grunga-Lungas or Chumba-Wumbas . Now for the daily dose of nihilism . The other day Matchboobs asked if I wanted to get together and I said to her something along the lines of that it had been a long day and I didn't really want to go out but that I knew she was looking forward to it and I wanted to be attentive to her needs so if she wanted to I could get up for it . And she acted like this was the nicest thing anyone had ever said to her in her life . This is something that seems to happen in 80% of my relationships , I do something at the bare minimum of niceness and it gets over like 18 dozen roses and a string quartet . And it makes me uncomfortable because if the bar is set that low does that mean most guys are just complete and unredeemable assholes ? Honestly I barely meet the lowest level of requirements to be a nice person , I'm not terribly considerate , but I get this reaction semi-often . Has every other guy these women have dated been an utter shitheel ? That's the only way my brain can make sense of it . That can't be true though . It just can't . The smallest act of human kindness cannot be that big of a deal . The 2016 AVN awards were on last night , can you believe Gangbang Me 2 won Best Orgy ? What a crock of shit . At least Eddie Powell and Gabrielle Anex won best editing .  Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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" I do something at the bare minimum of niceness and it gets over like 18 dozen roses and a string quartet . " I've got to try that sometime. . Usually if I go way out of my way, they act like it's the least I could of done. 
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I find it interesting that you could find a pic of an MFF with a strap-on but not a MMF bi-racial. Dang sexist internet! Guys are not necessarily complete assholes. Many men would have done what you did, for the reason you did but not explained it to the woman. It's hearing the reason that gets you the acclaim because it's the only way we know for sure. Thin crust, fat ass .... I got 'em Babe! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I'll sign on to SuperBJ's theory that it was because you explained it. Why are vintage-y porn drawings so much more hot than modern day photographic porn? Maybe because we don't normally think of people back then being that nasty?   
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I've never gone to a reunion. the idea is too cringey. and now it's cringier. I don't know about most men, but most men I know are pretty nice. not the ones in business though....that's another world and I learned early on to be a bitch there. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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