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Can you have an orgasm while laughing ?
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Can you have an orgasm while laughing ? And/or can you laugh while having an orgasm ?  Something Lala said the other day made me think of this . Many years ago I was having sexual intercourse with by penis and the vagina of a human woman when she says to me she says "I'm going to cum !" and I don't remember what I said but it made her laugh (I do remember it was supposed to be funny) . And then later she mentioned "that was a funny line but laughing made me lose it" . Is it possible to orgasm while laughing ? Or is that like rubbing your stomach and patting your head ? I don't recall ever having said it but then I don't recall anyone ever saying something particularly funny actual during sex . Perhaps that's an untried method of delaying orgasm - next time you're pounding away on someone and you're about to pop off and you don't want to think about the best comedy show you're ever seen . Your partner may find your laughter distracting but there's a sacrifice for all gains you know ? I started reading the Screwtape Letters which I had never heard of but apparently is one of the great classics of literature . It's quite entertaining , for thinly-veiled religious instruction of course . One of the best lines is "safest road to hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts" which reminds me of something I wrote a long time ago (he said pompously) when I still did that sort of thing . The gist of it is that a demon seeking redemption chooses a dude to try to make into a good person and at one point the guy asks him why the demon chose him and not some evil person thinking that would be more of a gesture and the demon says something along the lines of that it's easier to make an evil person good because at least they've chosen a side in the fight , they've decided to do something , they're active - and that activity can be swayed to the other side ; and that it's much more difficult to get someone schlub who has no strong convictions about anything to be a good person . Which is the broad negative comment about humanity that is the 40Deuce trademark . Like everything I wrote it had ACT THREE PROBLEMS . Did you know that they wrote English lyrics for Funiculì, Funiculà for no good reason ? They could have translated it into English but instead they just wrote their own lyrics . Standard English speaking assholery right ? "This song has a good tune ." "You want to translate it into English ?" "Nah , I'll just write my own lyrics ." I've never quite understood why everything has to be given a new name in English . It's quite odd if you ask me . I say unto you ; Se n'è sagliuta, oje né, se n'è sagliuta, la capa già! La capa già! È gghiuta, po' è turnata, po' è venuta, sta sempe ccà! Sta sempe ccà! La capa vota, vota, attuorno, attuorno, attuorno a tte! Attuorno a tte! Stu core canta sempe nu taluorno: Sposamme, oje né! Sposamme, oje né There's a mass exodus going on blogland right now according to the media so many people have asked me "40 when will you leave us ?" And the answer is never . I will blog until the sun and the stars and all the comets in the sky have turned to bitter bitter ashes in the mouths of titanic alien creatures . I will never quit , not ever ! I was here at the beginning and I shall be here at the end . 40Deuce is eternal . There's no grave that can hold my body down . If I should die I will be back to regale you with boring wrestling stories , random picture of naked women , and pathetic whining about how I'm not getting laid from beyond the grave . "I said I'm a feminist why aren't your lips on my dick you stuck up bitch !" Like that , but from the afterlife . A dude asked me how to score chicks today , which seems odd but he's even more gross and disgusting than I am so it makes sense - I mean you want to work your way up the food chain when you ask for advice right ? You don't go directly to Willie Nelson to ask about being a pothead you have to get a base level of knowledge first . So here is my acquired wisdom . Getting Laid is the most difficult task ever to be attempted by man . Many lives have been dashed against the rocks of this challenge , as great men gave up everything they had in an attempt to achieve their goal . Few ever did . Getting laid remains one of the most elusive, yet well-documented feats ever . It is common to believe in this day and age that women like sex ; however, this is an illusion created by modern consumerist culture . Nothing could be farther from the truth . Women hate sex , especially with you . For this reason , getting laid involves becoming a master of deceit and manipulation . Every instinct in your being must be overridden in order to achieve success . Rule #1 You do not talk about Fight Club As a male seeking only one thing ,<b> copulation </font></b>, you must pretend to be interested in other things , like gardening . Mentioning the word "sex" or any related word in conversation with a woman brings about instant failure . Quite simply , a woman cannot be brought to imagine herself with you in a sexual context at any point , even indirectly, or she will reject you . And whatever you want , you do not want rejection . The correct method is to act in all ways like you genuinely only want to be friends with the woman . Women find this hot . This is not just a tactic , but a philosophy . Best results can be found by applying this to all aspects of your life . In other words , do everything you do exactly as if the thought of getting laid has never come to mind . Do not approach attractive women without an excuse . Do not look at attractive women . Avoid direct eye contact . If one talks to you , keep all sentences short and to the point . Also , do not talk about Fight Club . Chicks rarely dig that . Rule #2 Complete Surrender This is quite a tricky concept t. Often , you will have urges to enjoy yourself when on a date with a girl , for instance to tease her , talk about inconsequential things , play around , and make her work to win you over . NO NO NO ! The important thing to remember is that a date with a woman is not like hanging out with a friend . Women do not like guys with personalities . Women like complete surrender . You must show that you would do anything for a woman ; compliment her continuously , avoid having opinions unless they are the same as hers , let her make all the decisions , buy her gifts (pro tip: it's not the thought that counts ! ) and make her feel like a princess . This shows that you are not at all interested in sex , and makes you look like good "relationship" material l. Soon she will feel safe around you , and may let her guard down . Rule #3 Personality Mirroring Hire a private detective and have him find out everything that your lady professes to "like" in a man , then become that man , even if it requires the sacrifice of your life goals or personal belief s, major plastic surgery or losing both kidneys . Remember , getting laid is worth not being able to control how you pee . Change . Become a pirate or a ninja . Preferably a Pirate Ninja as they are cooler than either pirates or ninjas . Women don't just come to you - in fact , usually they run away from you as fast as they can ; this is why the "initiation" stage is necessary. As that hack Sun Tzu maybe said in The Art of War , a battle is decided before it is ever fought . Brush your hair ; shave stuff ; wash more stuff ; soap your body ; apply shampoo and conditioner (lather, rinse, & repeat ad infinitum) brush other things , floss and suck on some breath mints ; apply an expensive cologne ; and dress according to the latest fashions. (Consult a women's magazine for guidance). Don't buy any condoms though , you don't really think this is gonna work do you ? LOL you know what I mean ? Which is why you must resort to the defeatist approach instead and ignore all the preceding directions , entering completely unshaven , yellow teeth and smelling of mackerel . Like you do every day , anyway . Once you've done this you're ready to make your move . Find a woman . Use of hunting dogs to sniff one out may be necessary . ( I know a guy who can cut you a good deal) According to the rule "You do not talk about Fight Club" approaching openly as if you have nothing to hide is out of the question . "Openers" and "Pick-up lines" are therefore necessary . Example Openers Walk past the girl . There is an approximate 4x10 to the 4 power % chance she may stop you and talk to you for some reason . You're in ! Cut your wrists and start dying . She might notice you and possibly help you . This technique has the added benefit that if the girl chooses to help you , she's a nice girl AND you're in ! Mug her and steal her handbag . Girls like bad boys . Besides , the possibility that you're trying to get into her pants may be the LAST thing to come into her mind . You're In ! If you get past this stage it's time to talk . This is mainly to space out the time between when you approach and when you ask for her phone number but you may be able to demonstrate your relationship value in the meantime . See complete surrender above . After this it's time to get the number . Asking for it outright may be a little too direct , though . Try stealing her mobile when she goes to the can . You can probably guess her passcode . Once you have the number commence operation: SEX , drop your pants and show her what you got . Consider also that sometimes , people who are married get laid , if , for example , the woman wants a and they don't have enough money to pay for in-vitro fertilization . However , this tactic is complicated by the fact that women do not marry men who have no money . A number of strategies have been implemented successfully in the past to get round this , for instance the flying credit card/sodium pentothal trick of Giacomo Casanova . Note , however , that a woman is generally more likely just to forgo than to overcome her revulsion towards your penis . Oh well , enjoy your marriage . “By all means marry . If you get a good wife , you will become happy . If you get a bad one , you will become a philosopher .” Socrates said that , that dude hated women . And remember that nothing else matters . If you fail to get laid , you have failed at life . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Driving to work this morning I saw a car that had graphics on it that said "My lipstick is for sucking dicks not kissing ass" which is weird because while most people would rather be called a kiss ass than a cocksucker most people like cocksuckers more than kiss asses . It's a funny old world . For the record I don't want lipstick on my ass or my cock . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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1 post 5/31/2017 6:10 pm |
probably u could not sure
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Hell yes
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So are you saying that if a woman wearing lipstick offered you a bj you would refuse or ask her to remove the lipstick? Vive La Difference
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I don't recall anyone ever trying to make me laugh while I was coming. Challenge issued! Please report back on how well your coworker does using your advice.   
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Simply.......Meaningful, Useful, True & Wow
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it's like peeing. you can't orgasm and pee at the same time either. orgasming is a sort of blocker for other stuff but you can dissuade it.......which is a bummer. your rule #3. please do not become a pirate or a ninja. maybe a cowboy or a navy seal.........upgrades are critical. and in the end..........many many people have lived long lives without getting laid. and yes, it's true , they seemed even longer than they really were. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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