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A man being forced to do a terrible thing in order to save his own life
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A man being forced to do a terrible thing in order to save his own life Did you know they have IMDB pages for video games ? I didn't . I hate when people blog about how they have nothing to blog about . Come to think of it I hate most of the blog "tropes" . Which is funny because I often defend people for not being able to write anything semi-original . I suppose that doesn't mean I need to like it - I defend lots of things I don't like . Come to think of it I hate most things generally . Which is the sign of being a bitter old bastard , which I am , (Y) I've kind of always been that way . "Blog" is a silly shorthand for "web log": a journal published on the internet . Some/most blogs are simply a narcissistic record of blogger's life ; others are a means for the blogger to write about subjects dear to their hearts . A popular variation is the Character Blog , which imitates the format of the first type , except that , instead of writing about themselves , the<b> author </font></b>roleplays as a given character . The main difference between a blog and a regular ol website is that blog articles are arranged chronologically . Most blogs today are created with browser-based software , so that us non-tech-savvy individuals don't have to worry about code . A large number of blogs enable readers to post comments , which can lead to the formation of online communities around blogs with sufficient readership . This blog is definitely narcissistic but I wouldn't call it a record of my life . Not a reliable one anyway . Here's a little tip , when I say "the other day" that can mean anything from yesterday to 10 years ago . The chair in my living room has been wonky for a while and over the past week weeks it's gotten really wonky . I tried to see what might be wrong with it today and when it tipped it over all the ball bearings bell out (is that necessary , are there any other kind of bearings ? ) so now I need to figure out what to do about that . The base of the chair is held on by some kind of screw that I have never seen before - it looks like a capital letter F as in Fuck you buddy you don't have a screwdriver for this . The chair got wonked because many years ago I had a lovely lady friend from FriendFinder-x , Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now , who was over one night and she said in response to something I had asked her "I was thinking about sucking your dick" and for laughs I pulled it out and climbed on the arms of the chair with my junk right in her face . Which sounds horrible but I knew my audience - she laughed and laughed . And also sucked my dick . One of my jokes landed AND I got sucked off ? It doesn't get better than that . Shortly after that we decided to engage in some spirited chair sex - which was pretty great (Y) we're both fatties (or were at that time maybe she's lost weight but she's a mom now so I kind of doubt it) so the chair was a bit worse for wear . And it's held up pretty well over the years but finally it just plum gave out . Poor chair . I know I wouldn't like it if people fucked on me and broke my body . The other day I realized that dick sucking is an odd thing . There's this new lady at work who's a total bitch and I hate her and I want her to suck my dick . And yet when I like a woman I also want her to suck my dick . It's a conundrum to be sure . I mean is there anything else in life that you only want to do to people you hate and/or really like ? Although I suppose most people pretty much want anything to suck their dick so maybe that's just me .  If you follow the rules , trust your fellow man , or display anything less than a total commitment to anti-social , anti-island behavior , you will be hopelessly doomed to repeated failure . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I lady I haven't heard from in like 8 years e-mailed me today saying this apropos of nothing ; 'LOL Sexual favors, huh? I think that's how you got distracted the first time. LOL. Am I sensing a double date in our future? As for the swinging, never done it before, not sure I would though, not sure I wouldn't either. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Take care.' Clearly she has the wrong person . I'm tempted to write back anyway "great , see you tomorrow !" Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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You are so unAmerican - clearly the solution is not to fix the chair but rather to buy a new one and stimulate the economy. But I get it, you're sentimentally attached since you got your dick sucked on the chair.   
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So take all that broken stuff off the chair and place the rest on the floor. It won't rock or swivel but sex on it will be safer. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I had a lamp catch fire this week. it must be a seasonal thing. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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