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Hardcore buttsex - Winnipeg style !  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
7/7/2017 5:50 pm

Last Read:
7/9/2017 9:55 am

Hardcore buttsex - Winnipeg style !

Post-retirement careers I have in mind . . . Astronaut , Famous Actor , International Vale Tudo Championship Fighter , (high class) , High School Art Teacher . Maybe a couple of others .

I bought a pack of 96 trash bags that are the wrong size for my kitchen trash bin can so the rest of my life is a struggle basically .

If I stand just right and the lighting is good I look like I'm in decent shape .

I always whisper to myself "good job" when a little kitty overcomes a challenge in a video .

Now that mainstream women's wrestling has finally evolved I'm hoping men's wrestling regresses to fill the bra and panties & mud match gap .

One time a little in the crowd at wrestling show called me fat and I got for real sad for like 2 weeks .

If I know one thing about nude women it's that they love putting on high heels and squatting to have their picture taken .

I think I'd be okay working with a giant sentient praying Mantis if it wore a tie .

I found out one of my co-workers is a published<b> author </font></b>so I sent her some of my screenplays to read and her response was "Wow , these are actually good . . ."

My next screenplay idea is a probation era gangster/alien flic . A bootlegger discovers that aliens are behind prohibition because they've come to earth and they're body invaders - they stealthily implant their larvae into unsuspecting humans and said larvae attach in the esophagus while they develop . BUT alcohol dissolves their throat-glue and makes them slide into the stomach where they die a horribly acidy death .

I saw a dude this winter wearing a shirt that said "World's gayest snowboarder"



That is all


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
7/7/2017 5:52 pm

Make your move

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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
7/7/2017 6:24 pm

You could always buy a trash bin that fits your bags.

btw - you look good from here.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 7/8/2017 7:50 am:
Buy a new bin ? What I am Rockefeller ?

dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
7/7/2017 7:11 pm

wondering how this relates to Winnipeg???? lol


40Deuce replies on 7/8/2017 7:50 am:
Ha ! It's the old bait and switch and you fell for it !

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
7/7/2017 7:42 pm

"that is all"

That'll do.


40Deuce replies on 7/8/2017 7:51 am:
Perhaps , but for how long ?

markcorvallis2 64M
800 posts
7/7/2017 8:11 pm

I thought this was about buttsex, Winnipeg style. So where are the lederhosen and ping pong balls?


40Deuce replies on 7/8/2017 7:51 am:
They're around

tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
7/8/2017 7:03 am

Give the trash bags to someone else and go by another box... it will save you the aggravation and you will feel good about giving someone something for nothing.

Vive La Difference


40Deuce replies on 7/8/2017 7:52 am:
I feel like a lot of people would be mildly insulted to be given trash bags

wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
7/9/2017 3:01 pm

so is this all because you listed to 444

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


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