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Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antenna to transmit data ?
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Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antenna to transmit data ? It's time for a new fashion craze . I loved when long shorts came into styles because knees are gross - cover up your knees bro . I wish women would always wear capris instead of shorts so their knees would be covered . That's the grand condondrum of short skirts - legs are nice but knees are nasty . And that doesn't not mean I am trying to control women by dictating the clothes their wear - it's just my preference . I control omen the way the founding father's intended - through legislation . I also hate feet so I hate sandals but that one is too powerful for me to fight against . I would be happier if people didn't have feet and we floated about like wendigos - their feet fall off once the wendigo curse takes over you know . Anyway , the point is a much as I love long shorts it's time for a new fashion trend and I am going to suggest short shorts BUT with long boxers underneath so that much of the boxer-leg is extending beyond the bottom of short hem . Plus compression knee sleeves so I don't have to see gross knees . Also they're good for you somehow ? But as I said I am not a clothing dictator so let's work on this together . If you don't like that idea I have others . How about gauchos and Indiana Jones jackets ? What about leather pants and<b> parachute </font></b>jackets ? What about glasses (with or without lenses as needed) and floral prints ? You know what I'd really like to see come back into style ? Wigs . They wouldn't even need to be powdered anymore because wig technology is much more advanced these days what with our space age polymers and so forth . Plus check this shit out Jeepers - blue tooth enable wigs ! If that isn't the best idea ever I don't know what is . Plus we could branch out from the boring old white wigs of our forefathers . The options are limitless . Except that there's a limited number of colors . Back in ought 3 I worked at a now defunct ice cream shoppe between my business going belly up and me entered the wonderful corporate world I now infest like a walrus . One day I make a sundae for this and he's barking at me "more sprinkles , more sprinkles" like a trained eel and I keep dumping sprinkles on the damn thing until 100% sprinkle coverage is achieved . And he keeps screaming his dumb head off for more sprinkles . So I explain to him that the surface is now all covered by sprinkles and they don't stick to each other so this is the most sprinkles that can be on the damn thing and he just keeps yelling "Do it , do it , do it !" So I says to his mom I says "Can you help me out here ?" Now I didn't really expect her to help me out because she had been mean-mugging me the whole time for whatever reason but I also didn't expect her to lean in slightly and say quietly "you are a terrible person" and then take her by the shoulder and walk out without paying - which is what she did do . I was recounting this to my boss and he goes "She didn't pay , what did you do to stop her ?" and I says I says "Nothing" . Which was fair enough for him . What was I supposed to do ? Grab her purse and take money out of it ? I mean I did that later but that wearing a ski mask on my own time . Have you ever seen a waitress run outside of a restaurant to confront someone who gave left no/a bad tip ? What are they expecting to happen ? That the person is suddenly going to fork over a wad of cash ? I am willing to bet heavily that has happened zero times . People don't forget to tip . Best case scenario the person ignores you . Worst case they stab you in the spleen with a screwdriver from the back of their truck . I find a lot of behavior puzzling but one thing that confuses me the most is when people do something that has no upside . Their excuse is often "well there's not much chance of something bad happening" which is true but if there's NO chance of someone good happening what's the point ? I suppose it's like when you're shaving and you cut yourself a little on purpose just to feel something . I went over to my sister's house the other day to feed her cats and a few blocks down there were police cars and a CSI van (which I didn't know was a real thing) and a DOC bus outside of a house . The cars and the van make sense - presumably a crime had been committed there . But I cannot understand why the bus would have been there . Aren't those just for prisoner transport ? I mean I guess maybe if they needed to arrest a ton of people it could make sense but how many people could there be in that house ?  In conclusion the other day a guy was trying to talk about Platonic ideals to someone who only knew the world platonic in the sense of 'intimate and affectionate but not sexual' and who also had never heard of Plato . He kept saying "Play-Do like the stuff play with ? That's named after a Greek philosopher ?" It was wonderful . He didn't buy my explanation that it's called that because it's "dough" that you can play with . "It doesn't taste like dough at all" he said . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I said something about the taste of blood the other day and everyone looked at me like I was a weirdo . I feel that most people have tasted blood - even if you didn't play sports or just from roughhousing around at least at the dentist right ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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My nipples are set to receive only.
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One of the sites I browse now and then recently had a nostalgia piece about the pointy bras of the 40's and 50's. They were amazing to behold. Maybe I need to steal some of those images for a picture blog. Since that's all I have energy to do for a post these days, recycle other people's material.   
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Sometimes it's easy to understand how a kid got to be a brat after you meet the parents. Vive La Difference
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when I waitressed, i'd have nightmares about it. I hated it. I know how blood tastes. maybe it was context You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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gauchos are passe. How about short shorts with knee pads? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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