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The problem with digital vampires is the archiving Because they can't be mirrored BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  When I was a I saw a movie wherein a guy touched a mirror and his reflection reached out a grabbed him . It really freaked me out . I was mildly afraid of<b> mirrors </font></b>for a long time after that . I was basically a pussy as a . I mean I still am but in a different way you know ? I love Beck but for some reason I've never gotten his album The Information . I'm not sure why . It's regarded by many as some of his best work . My jaw hurts awfully today . My theory is that while I was sleeping last night someone or some THING infiltrated my house and punched me - and it was a knock out blow so I went from being asleep to being knocked out without waking up . And then when I was done being knocked out I was still asleep . "40 that makes no sense , a knock out punch wouldn't cause the kind of pain you're feeling . It's far more likely that you're just old and at the point where sleeping 'wrong' destroys your body ." Yeah well no one asked you jerk . Now for something you'd never expect - 40 complains about a co-worker ! I used to work with this dude who'd come up to me and say something like "Hey 40 what would you do if someone snuck up on you and shot you in the back of the head ?" And I would say "Nothing , I'd be dead" and then he'd go on a long rant about how he'd hear the gun and spin around and disarm the guy and kick his ass and then have sex with 73 women with his giant cock and so on and so forth . It would have been mildly amusing the first 3-4 times if he had been joking . But he wasn't . And he did it all the time . I noticed at work that they now have reduced prices on "health conscious" snacks . Which is one of those things that's technically a good idea but in reality is pointless . If you go to purchase a candy bar are you going to change your mind and purchase instead a bag of buckwheat dust because it's ten cents cheaper ? No you are not . When I was a younger fellow I thought I was good at oral . But I realized that I am not and my first few partners were just used to selfish assholes who didn't think about their needs at all so it just seemed like I was . I remember before the first time I had sex I watched a video that was supposed to show you how to do it . It kinda helped - it probably would have helped a lot more if the GOD DAMN LIGHTS WEREN'T OFF !!! Thanks for nothing Linda . I suppose that's lame but at least I was trying . That's my motto "I aim to try" . I started reading She Comes First: The Thinking Man’s Guide To Pleasuring A Woman because I thought it would help but then I realized it was written by I man so I assumed it was useless . But I was wrong , it actually solved everything . You see if a woman doesn't like it when I go down on her it's her own fault . Which is a real relief . You see as the book explains many women just aren't comfortable receiving oral . Either because it's too intimate or because they feel too self conscious or both . Apparently women are socialized to be hypercritical about their bodies and this can make them feel uncomfortable having a face smashed in their sniz . Who knew ? I'm just glad to know it's the woman's fault . Truth be told I always suspected it was . I mean it couldn't be me . That's just crazy talk . The rest of the book is useless though - it's all the same stuff in every book . Make her feel comfortable , make her feel special , form a connection , be nice to her , blah , blah ,blah . I keep reading all these sex books and none of them tell me what I want to hear . So clearly they're wrong . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I think I might have The Information. I can hook you up yo. I read Passionista, which was the book for ladies by the same author. There was some good (if formulaic) advice regarding blowjobs; I don't remember much else about it. At any rate, yes, it is true that I'm not really comfortable having someone's face smashed in my sniz. But that is not mutually exclusive with the concept that many guys aren't particularly good at it.   
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Since you seem to be exploring new titles for your blog "I aim to try" sounds like a good next choice. (though I really did like the Aztec Farmer one) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Hey s.a.w. What if I wore a mask of someone else while smashing into your sniz. Would that, plus tips from 40 on face-smashing / smash-facing make a difference?? You see, it wouldn't be someone (me) doing it ..it would be someone else, well, their face at least. Just a thought ...
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i read a book by a gay man on how to give a blow job - and man it was brilliant. so yeah, consider your source. and you might be grinding our teeth........so maybe TMJ. and I've been thrown out of too many places for smoking so KMA You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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People have been beating me up in my sleep for years, mostly after I've bought the last bag of buckwheat dust. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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